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  1. #1
    Eruption Women And Roth First's Avatar
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    Hole Farted- (Hole Hearted)
    (Taken from extreme website... no I don't own this fucking lame shit)

    Being homosexual occupies my time
    Pussy Or Penis... confused my mind
    Ramming Nuno from behind
    My cocktail weinie I've yet to find!

    Rivers flow, i'm on my knee
    Who put Eddie up to Van Halen III?
    If i'm not blind why can't I see
    That a queer can't fit
    Where Diamond Dave should be.

    There's a hole in my butt
    That can only be fucked by you
    And this hole in my mouth
    Can be filled with your creamy spew!


    (P.S.- I'm bored)



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    Little Dreamer
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    Just when you think someone might have had a genuine, intelligent post...

    you realize it was made by a Roth fan and all hopes come crashing down. A great song mocked by fans of someone who couldn't sing that song to save his life. Complete idiocy, and I expect nothing less from people who support an old, fat, bald has been. Anyone impressed by a man doing the splits has homosexual tendencies anyway. To devote an entire web site to him crosses the line of tendency into complete homoeroticism. How sad.

    On a serious note... Gary's best lyrics can be found on III Sides to Every Story, a true masterpiece for Extreme fans and any true fan of rock music. Having said that, don't ask me what the hell happened on VHIII! That one's still a mystery.

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    Eruption
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    ok you serious fuck, take a joke

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    Eruption vh3fan's Avatar
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    can someone close this lame ass topic! 3

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    since when was homophobia a joke?

    This is shit and has no place here, take it back from where you came

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    Eye suffacozza YEWW! Goo's Avatar
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