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  1. #1
    Hot For Teacher
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    Try this...

    1.Do you find it hard to understand why your Sound-person has a 16 channel desk when there's only one mike on your cab?
    a. No
    b. Yes

    2.Does everyone you come in contact with know everything about you, including what you've recorded, what your recording and exactly what gear you're using at any given time, without ever having asked you?
    a.No
    b.Yes

    3.Someone tells you you have a big head. Do you:
    a.Decide not to let the hype get the better of you and come back down to earth.
    b.Sack your hairdresser for not concealing a possible flaw.

    4.Are signiture model guitars:
    a.A great way of owning something your hero uses.
    b.A pain in the ass because you can't see how you'll fit your signiture on a guitar headstock.

    5.Do you regard locking tremolos as:
    a.Roaring,screaming, howling fun.
    b.A cheap gimick to cover a guitarists lack of musical ability.

    6.A fellow guitarist claims you think your shit don't stink. Do you respond with:
    a."Pull this finger" and laugh when he finds out it's not true.
    b."What's shit?"

    7.When discussing anything musical are you of the opinion that everyone, regardless of race or creed, has a right to your opinion?
    a.Huh?
    b.Yes

    8.Are you:
    a.In a band.
    b.using support musicians.

    9.Do your band mates (or support musicians) nod their heads in time with the music or shake their heads while staring at you?
    a. Nod heads
    b. Can't see band members from 20 ft ramp-into-crowd.

    10.Does your drummer complain to you that HE should be on the drum riser?
    a.No
    b.Yes

    11.You're lucky enough to land a groupie. Is your post coital comment...
    a."Was it good for you?"
    b."Was it good for me?"

    12.When in a music store trying out eqipment do you:
    a.Ask for headphones.
    b.Ask the staff for a royalty cheque.

    13.You are accused of over playing. Do you:
    a. Apologise because you get over excited.
    b. Apologise for the rest of the band (you've got to do something to compensate for them!)

    14.You're seated in a church confessional booth. Do you:
    a. Confess your sins
    b. Complain because you can't find the toilet paper roll

    15.Your career has come to an end. Do you:
    a. Remember the good times
    b. Move back to Sweden

    *If you answered mainly 'A':
    You will go far and not even realise how you got there, after all, you were "just having fun"

    *If you answered mainly 'B':
    You probably have no clue what this quiz is all about.
    The rumor: W.D.F.A-We Don't Fuck Around.<br />The truth: W.D.F.A-We Disregard Fans Abundently

  2. #2
    no stinkin click! muffdiver's Avatar
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    lol...

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    Atomic Punk
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    Hey, if somebody accuses me of having a big ego I just have my army of butt-sniffing-yes-men rough him up and take his wallet. Then we check his ID and find out where he lives and go there and crap on his front step.

    And I could care less weather it was good for her, I just roll out of bed and wipe my dick on the drapes and head back to my room before I fall asleep.

    My picture is NEVER big enough either.
    "Nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is." - B. Banzai


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    Baluchitherium
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    09.15.15 @ 08:40 AM
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    that's funny. especially the move back to sweden part. i loved that.

 

 

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