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    Sammy's playing this fair on May11th and here's their logo

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    Man, how long is it gonna be before Sammy slaps down his 4 quarters at one of these events, gets his over-inflated basketball, attempts in vain to throw it into a peach basket, shakes his head in frustration, and then turns around and utters the phrase "your turn Dave"???!!!


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    Dave would kick Sammy's ass at the "throwing the overinflated basketball in the peach basket" game. Dave never gets the credit he deserves at this site

    Oh yeah, I bet Dave has way more fucking money than Sammy 'cos he sold a gazillion more albums and ...and..and...another thing, Sammy probably spent his quarters at the burger stand, so Dave would be paying for the overinflated basketball game you dumbass. Why can't you just admit that

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    Whatever dude!

    Sammy would bring his own peach basket, his own basketball (insert 'yeah, hidden under his shirt' lame joke here by somebody I'm sure ) and put on a show that would have David Lee Rogaine crying in his lite beer!!

    Learn it, know it, live it!

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    LMFAO... Glenn, you crack me up man.

    Did anyone read Sammy's bio at that site? This is the part I found the most amusing:

    "The music of Sammy Hagar, one of the most recognizable voices in rock, also spans three decades, with 65 million records sold. He starred as lead vocalist for the mid-70s rock act Montrose, entertained for 10 years as a solo artist, and fronted Van Halen for 11 years during the group's most successful period."

    See? Even the Dixon May Fair organizers recognize that the Sammy era is the "most successful period" of Van Halen! Take that FORD!

    *tongue placed firmly in cheek* [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img]

    P.S. Anyone else think Sammy wrote that himself?

    [ March 06, 2002 at 10:52 PM: Message edited by: Guitar Shark ]</p>

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    Originally posted by Guitar Shark:
    LMFAO... Glenn, you crack me up man.
    Christ, even when I'm raging people think I'm kidding around. Make no mistake, Jonathan has taken this 'vendetta' too far, and I'm tired of being the 'Sammy', er... I mean the 'bigger person'.

    P.S. Anyone else think Sammy wrote that himself?
    Nah, if Sammy wrote it it would have been 65 TRILLION records.

    Now, I gotta get my 'game face' back on!!

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    Originally posted by Guitar Shark:
    P.S. Anyone else think Sammy wrote that himself?
    Nah, I don't. Last time he was down under he said he sold 75 million!

    And SAMMY MATH KNOWS NO SUBTRACTION!
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    This thread cracks me up! I dig both, the DLR and SH eras of VH! However, I do not know which is more commical: the DLR Vegas years or SH May Fair, Affair!
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    You guys are just too hilarious! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    I'm a Dirty-Faced Kid... so could some cute female do me the favor and lick me clean, please?!<br /><br />"Nobody rules these streets at night but me... the ATOMIC PUNK!" - DLR (1978)<br /><br />"This must be just like living in paradise... and I don't wanna go home" - DLR (1988)<br /><br />"So put it off until judgment day... I bear the cross on judgment day" - Sammy Hagar (1991)<br /><br />Obey the DFK!<br /><br /><b>IF YOU'RE DFK... YOU'RE DFK 4 LIFE!</b>

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    I can see Sammy playing the Wack-A-Mole game except the moles would by Alex, Eddie and Ray Danniels.
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    Originally posted by Raldo:
    I can see Sammy playing the Wack-A-Mole game except the moles would by Alex, Eddie and Ray Danniels.
    Naw, he'd play 'pin the hair on the balding Roth', or 'soak the joke' with roth dangling over a pool of water.

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    I am glad to hear that Sammy has a successful solo career.

    He was nothing before VH and is nothing after VH. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    BAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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    LOOK! Everyone knows that Sammy has sold well OVER 200 Million records! That is a fact! I also saw Sammy in a pickup game last year for charity and he JAMMED over SHAQ!

    After the game he gave a FREE concert outside, in the snow and gave an INCREDIBLE rendition of "Love Me Tender"!

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    The real question is: How many records has Van Halen sold with David Coverdale as lead singer?

    It's got to be an astronomical number.
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    Oh boy, here we go again with the Dave vs. Sammy shit again. People this shit is so old. Can we talk about something else? Guess not becuase there is nothing to talk about. Sorry about that I'll let the debate continue. C'mon Ed and Al let's get back into 5150 and start recording a new album so the rest of us can talk about something worthwhile.

 

 

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