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    *you always carry picks in your wallet, but not necessarily cash.
    *your wife comes home and tells you she bought a new g-string and you answer, "Cool, Phosphor Bronze or Nickel wound?"
    *your wife tells you she dented the fender, and you run to the guitar room to check on your strat.
    *no matter where you are in your house, you're within 5 inches of a tray of picks.
    *you go through more strings than girlfriends
    *you've ever taken speed just to play death-metal.
    *you've ever threatened someone with physical violence after they bump into the head of your guitar (and caused it to detune).
    *you've ever yelled at someone for playing one of your old guitars, that hasn't been touched in 2 years.
    *you've ever dropped what you're doing to go across town on "emergency pick run."
    *you can play Stairway to Heaven on any stringed insturment.
    *you take more than one guitar on a 3-day vacation.
    *you've ever missed two meals in a row trying to "tab out" a song.
    *you've ever stopped playing a song in the middle because of a mistake that no one else noticed .
    *you've ever figured out tv commercial jingles/tv show themes just to kill time.
    *someone has threatened to injure you if you play Stairway to Heaven one more time.
    *you have one or more guitar within reaching distance while reading this.
    *you have a strong urge to play your guitar while reading this list.
    *you are reading this list with a guitar on your knee.
    *you have taken a break from reading this list to play guitar

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    YOU GOT IT!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] except I don't play Stairway To Heaven.
    And beyond the horizon.... a sound was heard.

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    Originally posted by Eddie:
    YOU GOT IT!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] except I don't play Stairway To Heaven.
    Ah, you just beat me to it...

    [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    "<i>You can please <b>some</b> of the people <b>all</b> of the time,<br />And <b>all</b> of the people <b>some</b> of the time,<br />But you can't please <b>all</b> of the people <b>all</b> of the time !</i>"<br /><br />(was Dave5150 on <b><i>The Pleasure Dome</i></b>)<br /><br />Check out some of my music at: <a href="http://www.dave5150.com" target="_blank">www.dave5150.com</a>

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    For everyone here just substitute Unchained for Stairway and then its right on!

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    Ahhh... Stairway... I'll be playing that later today, it's actually been a while How about playing "Smoke on the Water" and "Fly by Night" before even knowing what a chord was [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    LMAO! I was JUST thinking Unchained insted of Starway! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Plstrcast everywhere else, Smudge NYC here.. so kiss my arse!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/smudgenyc" target="_blank">http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/smudgenyc</a>

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    What's so sad, these are true for me:

    Originally posted by Crmlcrm216:
    *you always carry picks in your wallet, but not necessarily cash.
    *you go through more strings than girlfriends
    *you've ever threatened someone with physical violence after they bump into the head of your guitar (and caused it to detune).
    *you've ever yelled at someone for playing one of your old guitars, that hasn't been touched in 2 years.
    *you can play Stairway to Heaven on any stringed insturment.
    *you've ever stopped playing a song in the middle because of a mistake that no one else noticed .
    *you've ever figured out tv commercial jingles/tv show themes just to kill time.
    I learned the King of the Hill theme just for the hell of it.
    Your favorite band sucks.

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    Sinner's Swing! el_jalepeno's Avatar
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    Donor

    Originally posted by xaminer:
    ...I learned the King of the Hill theme just for the hell of it.
    Now that's what being a guitarist is all about [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] I was able to dig up Xaminer learning the tune right here! That's Xaminer on the right...

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    Ah ah ah. Unchained for me too... LMAO!
    My first time in the spotlight was from a helicopter.

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    Good to see everyone a little "unchained" with picks stuck to our foreheads. I knew this one cat that said he would stick a pick on a girl's ass when he was.. well, you know.. getting doggie, just in case an idea popped in his head. He said he "pulled out" a few great tunes.

    [ December 13, 2002, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: Eddie ]
    And beyond the horizon.... a sound was heard.

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    Originally posted by Eddie:
    I knew this one cat that said he would stick a pick on a girl's ass when he was.. well, you know.. getting doggie, just in case an idea popped in his head. He said he "pulled out" a few great tunes.
    I think I used to date that guy!
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    Originally posted by Crmlcrm216:
    *you can play Stairway to Heaven on any stringed insturment.
    ROTFLMFAO!!!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    I can relate to this... sitar, lute, mandolin, ukulele, bazouki, not to mention violins and cellos! lol
    RD<br /><br />"Rock 'n' Roll is my second favourite thing in the whole world" - DLR (1983)<br /><br />"We don't go for perfection, we just go for spirit." - EVH (1981)

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    When your watching Wrestling and you can play along with the Wrestlers Theme song

    You can throw a guitar pick with pin point accuracy

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    You'll find a guitar pick in my pocket at all times. I put one in there with my change every day when I get dressed and head out the door, just out of habit. You never know when you're going to need it. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

 

 

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