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    Hunted into Hunter
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    This is for all us that are here for hours every day. Since we can expect a long winter before we get anything new, we need to all turn off our computers. Now,look out the window of your room. All the kids in the neighborhood are out there playing ball. Maybe they'll let you play this time and not just keep score. ( You know how good you are with numbers.)Just push those horn-rimmed glasses up on your nose and take that pocket protector and those pens that write upside down( in case you want to do your homework while your in bed)and lay them on your desk. Tell your Mom you are going outside to play. Yeah, she'll be shocked. You know your skin is pasty white so be sure to grab that sunscreen. What's that? Your out of SPF#100? Oh well, sit back down. Log back on and I'll see you tomorrow.(They chose me last, right behind Timmy Wilson's little sister).....

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hunted into Hunter:
    This is for all us that are here for hours every day. Since we can expect a long winter before we get anything new, we need to all turn off our computers. Now,look out the window of your room. All the kids in the neighborhood are out there playing ball. Maybe they'll let you play this time and not just keep score. ( You know how good you are with numbers.)Just push those horn-rimmed glasses up on your nose and take that pocket protector and those pens that write upside down( in case you want to do your homework while your in bed)and lay them on your desk. Tell your Mom you are going outside to play. Yeah, she'll be shocked. You know your skin is pasty white so be sure to grab that sunscreen. What's that? Your out of SPF#100? Oh well, sit back down. Log back on and I'll see you tomorrow.(They chose me last, right behind Timmy Wilson's little sister)..... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well.........,
    why do you think you're chosen last



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    Hey! Screw 'em anyway, double H! They don't know what they're missing. I was in the same boat you were in (behind Timmy Wilson's sister) when I was younger. I was incredible in baseball in playing "left-out". My ass STILL has the splinters from all the pine I grabbed (old sports cliche').

    Nice advice, though. See you tomorrow as well. Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.

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    Yeah, well, I was picked after Timmy Wilson's grandma! Unless the kids didn't know my reputation - since I was bigger than most of them, I'd get picked like second or third thinking I'd be able to do big things. Oh, how wrong they were!

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    You mean people do other things besides this?

    ummmm, Well I'll be darned.

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    I played spin the bottle with timmy wilson's sister



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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hain23x:
    I played spin the bottle with timmy wilson's sister

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    Then she came to my house for some naked twister!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    She rode space mountain,WOOOOOOOO!!!

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