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    Dear Mr. Norton,

    It has come to my attention that you have become a very unhappy individual. You don't seem as "into" your own site like you used to be. You've been seen hanging out with questionable personalities at the DDLR Forums. It has been noted, that you have been engaging in flame wars, and basic frivolity, with previous said questionable personalities, and in general, been making an ass out of one's self. You seem more concern with "funin' with the guys" and "cuttin loose", than you are with the everyday commitment that is needed to maintain a web-site dedicated to a band who no longer exist.

    I have come to the conclusion that you, Brett, are bored. You no longer care about the Links or the defunct band of which it represents. And the reason you are bored is because there are no Fun/wild/crazy/witty/above average intelligent/sexy/stimulating/provocative/captivating/dumbfuck posters. That's because you chased them all away. And I think you have seen the error of your ways. A site can't exist on club soda and saltines. You need a 7 course meal, and that is why you've been venturing about in DDLR land. You want variety! You need variety! You hunger for variety! And you've been gorging yourself on the all you can eat buffet that is DDLR Forums!

    So, you say, what the hell is Van Gully getting at? What I'm getting at, Brett, is that you're not happy with being The Emperor of the VHLinks. You don't want the power anymore; the headaches; the annoyances; the problems; the money you put out; the aggravations; the shit-head posters, and most of all: the whiney twits you have as mods. The entire situation has grown old. It is no longer fun. You crave the days of being the average joe schmoe; being just one of the guys.

    In conclusion I suggest you put the Links out to pasture; shoot it in the head, and send it to the glue factory, if you like. Step down from the mantle of emperor and become one with the regular folk. Do it, Brett, and you will be a much happier and better man for it.

    I'm glad I could be of assistance.

    No charge, it's on me.

    Your pal,

    Dr.VG
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    12.15.17 @ 10:48 AM
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    Whatta buncha BARF!! hyuuwahhhh!! [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img]
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    Hey Bevis, Gully said 'twit' uhuhuhh

    Yeh! Yeh! What a poof! ehehhehehe

    Hey that thing looks like a penis!

    Ughuhughuhghuuuhg

    Seriously though Gully, I really think ya oughta run off to a few websites and tell 'em all how funny you are! Atta boy!

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    Why dont ya just come right out and say ya need to be held, Van Fruity.

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    Originally posted by Goo:
    Seriously though Gully, I really think ya oughta run off to a few websites and tell 'em all how funny you are! Atta boy!
    Why? you're my best audience.
    "Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com

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    Originally posted by Brett:
    Hey Gully, Ohio St. can lick my ass. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Aahhh, the one eyed green monster, with 2 losses, rears it's ugly head.
    "Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com

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    Originally posted by The Chairman of the Board:
    Why dont ya just come right out and say ya need to be held, Van Fruity.

    Hey, Frank! Youse gonna sing inta dat microphone or are youse gonna suck on it?
    "Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com

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    That was actually a pretty witty post from VG. Sorry it was at your expense though Brett, but I know your a guy who can handle your own.
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    Originally posted by Van Gully:
    You seem more concern with "funin' with the guys" and "cuttin loose", than you are with the everyday commitment that is needed to maintain a web-site dedicated to a band who no longer exist.


    that was funny!
    Eat Us and Smile!

 

 

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