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    ZAKK WYLDE: I Would Lay An Ass-Whoopin' On No-Talent FRED DURST He Wouldn't Soon Forget - Apr. 11, 2002

    OZZY OSBOURNE/BLACK LABEL SOCIETY guitarist Zakk Wylde on the prospect of auditioning for the vacant guitarist slot in LIMP BIZKIT (as quoted by Music's Bottom Line):

    “When that came to the LA Guitar Center, I was hanging out with [SLAYER guitarist] Kerry King. We were like, 'Why don't we go down there and try out?' Now, imagine that. Me with my big beard and Kerry with his bald, tattooed head in a line with a bunch of wannabe losers to play in a band that features no talent at all now that [ex-LB axeman] Wes [Borland] left. All I wanted to do was get in there. If I would have, I would have had to lay an ass-whoopin' on that f*cking no-talent Fred Durst that he wouldn't soon forget. That band is such an embarrassment. To call that metal is just disgusting. I know that Wes left that band because he knew that he'd made his money and couldn't take further embarrassment of being associated with such trash. Those guys just suck.”

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    LMFAO! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] Way to go Zakk!
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    You GOTTA love Zakk! the man pulls no punches.. 100% NEW JERSEY!
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    Donor

    Awesome. Durst is a no-talent asshole and Limp Dick is the worst band around today.
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    Zakk's fucking kool as hell.
    Go buy 1919 Eternal.

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    Originally posted by DLR'sCock:
    Zakk's fucking kool as hell.
    Go buy 1919 Eternal.
    Yep, my thoughts exactly.

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    Kick Ass
    take that Durst
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    Originally posted by FanHalen:
    ZAKK WYLDE: I Would Lay An Ass-Whoopin' On No-Talent FRED DURST He Wouldn't Soon Forget - Apr. 11, 2002

    OZZY OSBOURNE/BLACK LABEL SOCIETY guitarist Zakk Wylde on the prospect of auditioning for the vacant guitarist slot in LIMP BIZKIT (as quoted by Music's Bottom Line):

    “When that came to the LA Guitar Center, I was hanging out with [SLAYER guitarist] Kerry King. We were like, 'Why don't we go down there and try out?' Now, imagine that. Me with my big beard and Kerry with his bald, tattooed head in a line with a bunch of wannabe losers to play in a band that features no talent at all now that [ex-LB axeman] Wes [Borland] left. All I wanted to do was get in there. If I would have, I would have had to lay an ass-whoopin' on that f*cking no-talent Fred Durst that he wouldn't soon forget. That band is such an embarrassment. To call that metal is just disgusting. I know that Wes left that band because he knew that he'd made his money and couldn't take further embarrassment of being associated with such trash. Those guys just suck.”

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! !

    Right FUCKING on, Zakk!!!! Man, I'd glady pay to see THAT fight!
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    zakk is so cool..

    at ozzfest mp3 i have in the middle of the song he just breaks in and says LIMB BIZKET STILL SUCKS D....!! awesome.

    [ April 11, 2002 at 05:30 PM: Message edited by: Mean_Street ]</p>
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    That is just fucking hilarious!

    Zakk is second only to Terrible Ted when it comes to speaking his mind... I'd love to see Zakk rip him a new one [img]smile.gif[/img] and a few others as well.

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    That guy is so awesome! He just says what he wants. Oh yeah and he's an awesome guitar player
    I am awesome

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    suck ass fred durst!!

    right on zakky boy!!!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Zakk is fucking unreal! Awesome guitar player, looks like a mountain man and plays Heavy Fuckin Metal and anything in between!
    Fred Durst just plays to turds in a big bowl!
    True?!!!!!?
    Hell Yeah!!!
    Just go for it!

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    Zakk is fucking unreal! Awesome guitar player, looks like a mountain man and plays Heavy Fuckin Metal and anything in between!
    Fred Durst just plays to turds in a big bowl!
    True?!!!!!?
    Hell Yeah!!!
    Just go for it!

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    I wish Zakk would have gone to that tryout! Smoked that motha fuckin Durst idiot and then taken a big dump in the middle of the tryout room [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Eat Us and Smile!

 

 

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