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    Have you all heard this bizarre rumor? Apparently MC Hammer is planning a comeback, and is going about it in a real strange way. Using the "Supply creates it's own demand" model, Hammer is currently attempting to book major arenas and possibly STADIUMS to host the "Best Is Back" Tour 2003. I guess he figures when people here he's back, word of mouth will cause venus to sell out instantly. According to plans, the show will be over the top, vintage MC Hammer, sparing no expense (which is ironic considering Hammer had to file bankruptcy for the very same reason). Hammer is hoping Nelly or Jay-Z will open for him on this tour.

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    ma ma ma ma music hits me so hard,
    fucked me up, brain like lard

    uh. yeh. I'm going to bed [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by Goo:
    ma ma ma ma music hits me so hard,
    fucked me up, brain like lard

    uh. yeh. I'm going to bed [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
    LOL!!

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    I like his dancing, I wish I could dance as good as the Hammer LOL!
    Right Now you're reading my post!


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    I've spent all weekend looking for my big baggy "Hammer Pants".........please Hammer Don't Hurt Us!!!
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    Originally posted by YankeeRose:
    I like his dancing, I wish I could dance as good as the Hammer LOL!
    I bet there's more than a few people here that are denying they tried to learn how to dance like Hammer back when it was cool. I myslef had "The Hammer" down pretty good back in the day. U can't touch Wolf, homeboy. [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]


    Originally posted by jimmy:
    I've spent all weekend looking for my big baggy "Hammer Pants".........please Hammer Don't Hurt Us!!!
    You can borrow mine if you like. [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img] [img]redface.gif[/img]

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    So does that mean you'll all be first in line to buy tickets? lol

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    Mmmmm.... not quite. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Who needs Van Halen when you've got MC Hammer?

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    I'm no particular fan of the rap genre, but I'd much rather have "Hammer time" as he seems like a genuinely decent fellow unlike the thugs out there now.

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    Originally posted by billy007:
    I'm no particular fan of the rap genre, but I'd much rather have "Hammer time" as he seems like a genuinely decent fellow unlike the thugs out there now.
    I've been told that after the big MTV hits, (2 Legit, Can't Touch This) and after his popularity had died down a little, Hammer recorded a pretty hard gangster rap album with explicit lyrics and the whole bit. Can anyone back this up? I think its hilarious.
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    And who is going to back this tour? After watching 'Behind the Music', we saw that Hammer lost a TON of money.
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    i used to want to grow up and be like Ed, but no longer, i want to be MC Hammer and sell out!!!! oh yeah

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    Originally posted by 5150atomic:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by billy007:
    I'm no particular fan of the rap genre, but I'd much rather have "Hammer time" as he seems like a genuinely decent fellow unlike the thugs out there now.
    I've been told that after the big MTV hits, (2 Legit, Can't Touch This) and after his popularity had died down a little, Hammer recorded a pretty hard gangster rap album with explicit lyrics and the whole bit. Can anyone back this up? I think its hilarious. </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, the album was called "The Funky Headhunter." Hammer wore a Raider's jacket, stocking cap, and basically looked like a total thug. "Can't touch dis shizznit, yo."

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    Well there you go! Hammer da homey. Who woulda thunk it?

 

 

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