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    Van Halen has put out 13 albums and sold 50 million copies. Britney Spears (nothing against her just using her as an example, I would fuck her!) has put out 2 albums and sold 22 million copies.

    Does anyone have a logical explanation(s) for this statistic?

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    Popularity in a much more accepting and wide fan base to her type of music and genre. PLUS she has nice boobies!!!!SEX sells and Britney is the most sexy and "innocent" thing out there....she may not be "innocent" but parents of 10 to 15 year olds think there kids will be cool if they have her album....I think it's cool she is 18 and she can pose in Playboy

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    Hasn't VH sold something like 65 million worldwide?

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    "Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked, they left that to the Bee Gees"-Wayne Campbell

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    It's simple, really:

    Puppet pop sells because The Evil Puppet Pop Record Company forces it down radio stations' throats until they submit to their evil powers. People are hypnotized by the subliminal messages in the music, posters, etc. An example:



    They are forced to buy the music. Then when people with sense realize these "artists" are full of shit, they are pulled from the market and faded away to make way for the next puppet.

    What's interesting is how that conspiracy theory is almost all the way true...

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