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    Default Worst music video...

    First one that comes to mind is Clarence Clemons and Jackson Browne "You're a friend of mine"....... this video makes me uncomfortable. Reminds me of the Seinfeld "Close Talker", but this is so bad it's embarrassing. How good of friends are they?.....watch and see.

    ".....our liiips are so clooose"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamond Davey View Post
    First one that comes to mind is Clarence Clemons and Jackson Browne "You're a friend of mine"....... this video makes me uncomfortable. Reminds me of the Seinfeld "Close Talker", but this is so bad it's embarrassing. How good of friends are they?.....watch and see.

    ".....our liiips are so clooose"







    Barely remember that one, but yeah, I thought they were going to start making out.
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    OK can someone help me out here....for years a certain scene of a video pops into my head and it drives me NUTS that I can't remember what it is, who it is. Let me set the scene for you....MTV late 80's...Munchkin woman with bright red hair in Pat Benetar/Cyndi Lauper type garb walking down a railroad track thru center of screen...huge bald guy behind her banging a drum or trash can lid?: Words that come to mind are axe or chains? Anyone? Anyone? Beuller? What the hell is this video/band/song?? I know it falls under this category of worst video ever but what IS IT?? Plz link me to a youtube if you know.
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    my votes:

    worst video of a lousy singer, lousy song and unbelievably bad video concept

    hands down David (they love him in Germany) Hasselhoff singing "Hooked on a Feeling"..astounding




    career ending injury video...Billy Squire ...Rock me tonite...unintentionally hilarious..look it up yourself

    artsy and awful award to ....Kraftwerk "Robots"


    Cheap video... Scandal "Love Has Got a Line on You"

    somebody borrowed their mom's beta video camera and Patti went to super cuts and got a mullet that looks bitchin when she jumps up and down and goes GOOD with her united colors of Benneton jumper...yeah!



    worst video by a "serious" band U2 Numb

    love ya edge, but this left me numb...and the feet in the face thing..creepy


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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    my votes:

    worst video of a lousy singer, lousy song and unbelievably bad video concept

    hands down David (they love him in Germany) Hasselhoff singing "Hooked on a Feeling"..astounding




    career ending injury video...Billy Squire ...Rock me tonite...unintentionally hilarious..look it up yourself

    artsy and awful award to ....Kraftwerk "Robots"


    Cheap video... Scandal "Love Has Got a Line on You"

    somebody borrowed their mom's beta video camera and Patti went to super cuts and got a mullet that looks bitchin when she jumps up and down and goes GOOD with her united colors of Benneton jumper...yeah!



    worst video by a "serious" band U2 Numb

    love ya edge, but this left me numb...and the feet in the face thing..creepy

    Daisy wins! Astounding is actually vague for this one. Oh my freakin god is that horendous!! LMAO!
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    You're probably talking about Dokken 'breaking the chains" really bad video...like the song tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Damone View Post
    1. There was one by a new wave group back in the 80's. The song was called "Are You Ready For The Sex Girls?", and the entire video centered around the 2 dorks in the band making a lemon meringue pie. That's all. Pretty lame.

    2. Any rap video. Need I say more???
    Holy fuckadoodle , I am dying. Revenge of the Nerds! I haven't heard something so gay since Richard Simmons first got on TV.

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    And who could forget "Bark at the Moon"from Ozzy. Such cheesy shit it embarassed me to be an Ozzy fan.

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    I don't know if this qualifies as a video or not but I was traumatized by this thing when I was a kid (saw it happen live) and I still can't get through it:



    I'll just assume the last half of it is as bad as the first. If you can watch the whole thing, let me know. I'll take your word for it.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamond Davey View Post
    First one that comes to mind is Clarence Clemons and Jackson Browne "You're a friend of mine"....... this video makes me uncomfortable. Reminds me of the Seinfeld "Close Talker", but this is so bad it's embarrassing. How good of friends are they?.....watch and see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    I don't know if this qualifies as a video or not but I was traumatized by this thing when I was a kid (saw it happen live) and I still can't get through it:



    I'll just assume the last half of it is as bad as the first. If you can watch the whole thing, let me know. I'll take your word for it.

    Oh shit. lol

    ok I found it. The worst. lol
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    Ok, so the beginnings kinda cool in PeeWee Herman meets Fast Times kinda
    way, and I would have actually liked to have seen the movie these guys were
    supposed to come up with - but when Dave, um, comes out to the
    canned audience to model his line of Hideously Gay Spanwear, it's just a
    desperate man trying too hard and portent of his impending doom.
    And what the fux he got tied to his head?

    Not since Billy Squire's Rock Me Tonight has anyone so convincingly
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    Let's raise the flag up and see who salutes.

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    PS - Kraftwerk rocks and some of these are so bad they're good (Shatner, the Hoff - Spare no expense Dave! - Don Johnson, OMG).

    So by all means, keep em comin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamond Davey View Post
    OK can someone help me out here....for years a certain scene of a video pops into my head and it drives me NUTS that I can't remember what it is, who it is. Let me set the scene for you....MTV late 80's...Munchkin woman with bright red hair in Pat Benetar/Cyndi Lauper type garb walking down a railroad track thru center of screen...huge bald guy behind her banging a drum or trash can lid?: Words that come to mind are axe or chains? Anyone? Anyone? Beuller? What the hell is this video/band/song?? I know it falls under this category of worst video ever but what IS IT?? Plz link me to a youtube if you know.


    fun old thread to revisit but the questions remains....WTF is this video?

    now it's bugging me!

    Chef? time to bust out your enclyopedic memory of this sort of thing

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    Lets remember that the 80's were filled with cocaine hence half the shitty music and videos.

 

 

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