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    Post some funny mishead lyrics here.

    Steely Dan - "Reelin' in the Years"

    Real Lyrics:

    "Are you reelin' in the years"

    Misheard:

    "Are you really in the east"

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    Van Halen - Dirty Movies [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

    real lyrics:

    "pictures on the silver screen"

    misheard:

    "bitches on the silver screen"
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    Led Zeppelin's Whole Lotta Love:

    Real: "I'm gonna give you every inch of my love"

    Misheard: "I'm gonna send you every inch of my gloves"
    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

    Misheard: 'scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
    Real: 'scuse me, while I kiss the sky.
    ...and from an ivory tower hears her call, "Let the light surround you."

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lake of Fire:
    Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

    Misheard: 'scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
    Real: 'scuse me, while I kiss the sky.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    LMAO [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
    I am awesome

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    see star swinging with a pink shamu and some pizzas flyin' up in the air...

    NOT what Aerosmith intended [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

    Actual lyric is...
    Seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school,
    And your feet flyin' up in the air.
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    THIS, I heard on the Stern show this morning.

    Some gay guy named TeaBag Ballsack, who's in a tribute band, Confederate Fagg, claimed he took his name from the lyrics in PANAMA.

    Instead of "...reach down between my legs...and ...ease the seat back"---he thought it was "...and...ease the tea bag..." [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

    I learned Tea Bag is a code name for testicles! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/scared.gif[/img]

    No lie--it was too damn funny!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    "There's a bathroom on the right" = "There's a bad moon on the rise"

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    VH's Hot For Teacher:

    Real: "I know about this school."

    Misheard: "I know about disco."
    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love:

    Misheard: "I had a loose lady...on a bayou disease"

    Real: "I heard the news lady...all about your disease"
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

    writing

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    Here's one:

    In Paul McCartney's song "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" I thought he was singing

    "Get your feet up off the ground
    let the little get around..."

    when the actual second line is

    "live a little, get around..."

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    Please no one shoot me for this one but one that really sticks out in my mind is from The Offspring circa 1994 back in high school...

    Misheard: "Get in the boat and paddle ahead!"

    Real: "Killboy Powerhead!" [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

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    Offspring rawks dude!

    Def Leppard "Hysteria"

    Misheard: "I'm a mutant."
    Real: "I'm in you, yeah."
    "There's a time and place for everything- for everyone."

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    I think I've posted this before, but I'm not sure. [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

    But it's worth repeating. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    Try this link on for size - it's based on a few books of misheard lyrics that I've got.

    http://www.kissthisguy.com/

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    Can't say it's a misheard lyric, but my three and a half year old sings "Juice-box hero" when that Foreigner song, Jukebox Hero, comes on the radio.
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

 

 

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