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    While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

    Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

    I replied, "I'm late for work."

    "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

    The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?"

    I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

    The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

    I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge....."

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