Follow us on...
Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Facebook Watch us on YouTube
Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1
    Atomic Punk Bob_R's Avatar
    Join Date
    Last Online

    12.13.11 @ 01:09 PM
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

    Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

    I replied, "I'm late for work."

    "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

    The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?"

    I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

    The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

    I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge....."

  2. #2
    Super Duper Frontman track 5's Avatar
    Join Date
    Last Online

    10.22.16 @ 09:29 PM
    Liked 244 Times in 142 Posts

    Premium Member
    EVH FAN will be here all week! It's a two drink minimum here at the links. Try the fish, it's not bad. Is this mic on?

    I'll throw this over to the non, on account they love it when I do that. Out.

    You're a dick for putting ian on "ignore" DIF

    "You stupid fuck!" Seen



Similar Threads

  1. Drive By Truckers
    By KleeHee in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Music Only)
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 06.14.06, 08:41 AM
  2. I Can't Drive 65
    By Bob_R in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 11.30.02, 06:22 PM
  3. I CAN'T DRIVE 65
    By T.RYAN in forum VH Songs/Albums/Videos
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 04.21.02, 01:30 PM
  4. I can't drive 65!!!
    By diamondsgirl in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Music Only)
    Replies: 25
    Last Post: 02.21.02, 10:54 AM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts