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    Hi everyone, well things sure have been getting interesting since I last looked at this site. So interesting in fact that I was compelled to register. The vast array of characters is definitely shameful to say the least. Here are the details:

    A mildly popular West LA mexican restaurant was the scene on Friday evening. An unsuspecting staff stood speechless when none other than Mr. David Lee Roth strode in with two women (reputably porn stars) for a quick grub session.

    As soon as you could squish quacamole between your cheek and gum, the secret was outta the bag! Roth slurped down three gold Margaritas and pronounced in none too quiet fashion that he was going to turn planet earth on a dime next summer! Yep, as Ralph the busbuy quickly went to dial his East LA buddies, Roth continued in regal fashion as he told the two hotties at his table how the reunion went down. Now, I wish I had a few more details after this but my source got called out on a delivery at this point and couldn't just quit his job in order to serve up the rest of the ensuing events.

    All bets are on..

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    Cool! Moving this to the Rumor Mill.

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    Off to the rumor mill. For the latest rumor from TBS, look in the rumor mill.

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    LOL...sorry bout that Yankee. Bad timing on my part.

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    I have some terrific news VH buds! My source has finnaly come through with some pretty good news. Thursday night David Lee Roth along with 2 high priced hookers went to a kind of popular Chinese Buffet to chow down. After dave sucked down 4 beers he started talking about the reunion with the waiter who was a big fan. Dave spilled his guts and told this waiter EVERYTHING. Sorry I don't have the details for you. My source suddenly became ill and had to leave the place. Too bad he missed out on all the juicy details. I hope my source doesn't get sick next time. I garuntee a more juicy udate next time VH buds. I need to give my source a lesson in discipline. Or maybe I should just give the fucker a ass-kicking. Wanna know who my source is? It is my IMAGINATION. You see! Anybody can make shit up.Peace out bro.

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    TBS this is what will happen to all of the storys you post.

    They will be closed and then deleted.

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