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    VH fans, this information can now be confirmed, please be advised though that I am not at all certain what it means for the future of Van Halen, the band:

    At approximately 11:45 AM PacificTime, my source covering the entrance to Edward Van Halen's 5150 estate and recording complex witnessed Mr. Steve Perry (for those unaware, Perry is the former frontman for Journey, the rock band that women love to put on the radio while making pasta). Perry drove onto the property in a white late model Ford Mustang. Also spotted in the car was a rather large pet cat.

    Perry was seen leaving the compound in the same Mustange approximately 9 hours later after what could have only been a lengthy session laying down vocal tracks??

    Now everyone, I hesitate to report this because every other piece of confirmed news I have received over the past week clearly points to a re-united VH with DLR. Let's all hope that EVH is potentially producing Perry's new solo album in hopes of topping the previous success of 'Oh Sherrie'.

    This information will unfortunately cause me to delay my upcoming book release as I add more detail in the seventh chapter, under the working title of '5150 Stake-out September-November 2001'.

    Other quick news that I feel is noteworthy:

    1) David Lee Roth is staying in a rented condo in Manhatten Beach California as we speak. How do I know? I have purchased information from a local personal fitness gym operation that recently delivered and installed Roth's equipment there.
    2) Dean Ween, responding to questions yesterday in upstate New York outside of Bearsville Studios confirms that Roth's vocals sound strong and assured on the upcoming album.

    Over and out..


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    Oh for fucks sake man.....!

    Heres one that crossed MY newsdesk.

    Alex Van Halen yesterday swallowed a caterpiller whilst tending to his rose garden. Caterpiller and Mr Van Halen are doing fine. David Lee Roth quoted as saying 'Aw man, they sure are hard to wash down. I recommend opening the bottle'. Jon Bon Jovi was puzzled by recent events, but denies talking to any caterpillers lately.
    Album cover (designed by Sting, Bono and george 'the animal' steele) to feature a spinning novely 'hairy' wurlitzer jukebox. Eddie VH described the jukebox as 'frightfully pleasent, actually'. Bill Clinton, in search of a new job, is appointed Mike Anthonys hairdresser, shirt-ironer and naval-fluff removalist.

    So there, my news desks busier than your news desk. BLAH!

    Peace out bullshit boy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goo:
    Caterpiller and Mr Van Halen are doing fine. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Thank god!

    *drying eyes*



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    In my haste to post this story, I made the following error:

    Chapter 7 working title is .....state-out 2000, not 2001! (Let's hope it will not be necessary to state-out 5150 next year this time!)

    Thanks for your understanding.

    Timothy...

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    Ah ok, cool. I belive you now

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    It's allright Tim B Shiiting Us.

    It's understandable, that trying to get the stories straight ASAP, you made a boo boo.

    This kind of shit happens...

    Regularly. LOL!

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    this guy is fucking rediculous man!!!!

    what a waste of board space..i say we ban him!!

    JMJ

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    Get your contacts to take some pictures - then post them here. I'd love to see a current pic of Dave or Ed or anyone else in Van Halen.

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    Wild reading though. It sounds like one of those spoof reporters from the Star or something. You have to admit, this guy is a dam good writer. I'm trying to pick which story to believe.

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    I think it would be a more accurate if you made Steve Perry a vet's assistant, tending to Hollywood pets.

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    I really dont believe most of the rumor mill but I do know that is pretty easy to believe something if you want to hear it. i.e. the girlfriend who broke your heart and now has a rich boyfriend really wants your broke ass back. Anyway I will save that for therapy session,LOL. The only thing that I would believe out of all this after it has been through my own personall bullshit filter is there may be nothing going on. But as stated earlier, I think she wants me back!!!!

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    hey T-total B-bull S-shit. shouldn't that
    be stake out 5150.

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    Man, I hope they do "Faithfully" on the next tour.

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    Glenn,

    I've been assured by Don Felder, that they will indeed be performing "Faithfully" on the next VH tour


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    I appreciate that BC, but until I hear it from Glen Frey, it just won't be official in my eyes.

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