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    This just came across the Snakeman high speed rumor wire........

    (10:04 PST)
    BS Music News Reports that after months of rumor mongering and speculation by fans world wide, it was been announced just minutes ago that the original members of the rock group Van Halen are indeed back together
    and working on a new CD for Warner Brothers records. Fans old and new alike have been scouring the internet for months for any difinitive news on the bands future. Websites such as VHLinks.Com have been bombarded with rumors and speculation from rabid VH fans. Servers and webmasters have been working in overdrive trying to keep up with the influx of info and questions posted daily on their sites.

    The breaking news from Van Halen on the reuionion will no doubt only add to the VH internet frenzy. The band not only confirmed that estranged lead singer David Lee Roth is back in the band but that the new CD will be supported by an 18 month long world tour with a twist.

    The reformed Van Halen will now take the stage in full make up and costume just as the rock group KISS has done in the past.

    A preview of what the "new look" will be has been leaked to the press and goes as follows.

    Guitarist Edward Van Halen will be wearing makeup/costume in the Pok'eMoN mode.
    "Eddy" as he is called by his adoring fans is said to be a big fan of the Pok'eMon character Pikachu and durring his live version of "Eruption" lightning bolts are to shoot from his forehead into a mirrored ball hanging high above the crowd.

    Bassist Michael Anthony will be honoring Barney the purple dinosaur in his attire. A special costume has been constructed with special hand cut outs that will not interfere
    with his bass playing. The band is working on a new tune that stops in the middle to let Anthony get the fans worked up by joining him in singing "I Love You, You Love Me, We are a happy family" Insiders who have seen the rehersals said that this part of the show will leave you emotionaly drained.

    Drummer Alex Van Halen will hit the stage dressed as a "Space Worm" As of press time the logistics of this have not been worked out. A VH insider who asked to remain nameless was quoted as saying " The SPace worm thing just doesnt work for a drummer. I mean a worm doesn't even have any arms for Christ sake! Alex just does not get it"

    Singer "Diamond" David Lee Roth is said to be taking the stage wearing only "A couple of Vegas Show girls and a bottle of JacK YAAAHOOOO!!!" True to form Mr. Roth will keep his fans in suspense till the lights go dim and the band takes the stage.

    Van Halen will keep BS Music News abreast of any further develpoments regarding these issues.

    For BS Music News this is Snakman, on location high in the mountains of southern California. Goodnight.


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    "High" in the mountains...

    Indeed.

    (I'm LMAO @ "Space Worm." )

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    Good post Snakeman!!!LOL!!

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    Sucked Ass.

    We are all a little bit dumber for reading that.

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    What the fuck? The world would be a better place if people didn't waste their time on this shit. It isn't funny.

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    Hey all,
    If you thought the "News" story was funny thats cool, If you thought it sucked thats cool too. It is your right to have an opinion. To say its a "waste of time writing this bs" is the funniest thing I have read here all week. 99% of what is on the Rumor Mill is just that. Unadulterated, brown as the ground, Bull Shit. I have posted some news that I believe to have factual merit as well as some stuff for fun. Only time will tell as to what the real deal is with Van Halen. In the meantime we are left hanging and in my opinion all the so called "Insider" info posted here is the same thing over and over. Anyone who takes any of this stuff to heart is most likely the same type of person who buys a hot stock pick that was recomended by his barbers cousin who met a guy on a bus who said it was going to be a high flyer. Till we know for sure what the reaL story on VH is lets all keep digging, reading and posting and have a little fun now and then. Lata' Snake

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    I thought it was pretty good, myself. Mikey as Barney? That's rich.

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    O.....k.

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    snakeman got my support on the BS!

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    I don't get how anyone could get angry over an obvious joke.

    You want to know who would have laughed HARDEST at Snake's original post?

    Alex, Dave, Eddie, and Mike.

    This is not the 'Honesty Forum,' it's 'The Rumor Mill.'

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    Can I get an Amen?!

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    Snake, funny post. I liked the spaceworm..lol
    I can almost see Mikey doing his bass solo dressed like barney.
    Hell of a lot better than the throat slashing that's been going on around here lately. Some people wouldn't know what a sense of humour looked like if it jumped up and bit them on the ass.
    Others just aren't happy unless they have someone to attack. Fuck'em, I thought it was funny. I agree with Down in flames. I think VH would get a good laugh out of it too.

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    Ahhhhhh Huuuuuu Ehhhhhhhh ! Gotta laught now , till tomorrow !

    Cool post I mean !


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    It is refreshing too see that some people can still have a good laugh now and then. By the way I recieved an email from someone I have never heard from before. Here is a copy.
    Snakeman,
    Just wanted to tell you that
    all the guy's in Van Halen enjoyed your post on vhlinks.com but wanted to clear up one thing. Alex never wanted to be a Space Worm as you reported. He want's to be a Space Leech . Please get your fact's straight. Journalistic integrity starts with verified source information. Best Regards
    Terry


    OK guy's I AM NOT saying it is or isn't the real deal.I don't know. The email url was on MAIL.COM Does anyone know if there IS a Terry in the VH Rank and File? or What email url the VH guys use? I have sent a thank you back to Terry and asked if it was legit but no response as of late. Lata Snake


 

 

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