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    That's right boys and girls. After talking to many sources out of the VH camp, and getting no comment, one finally spoke up.

    "Yes, Vinnie Velvet is the new manager of the band. He has no experience, and frankly, we don't know who the hell he is, but we dig his name. It makes me think of fuzzy dice hanging from a rearviewmirror," said Bobby Sanchez, a vice president at Warner Bros.

    When asked if all involved knew that Velvet was canadian...like Ray Danniels, Sanchez replied, "Holy Shit, we better rethink this!" He was seen running and screaming down the hallway.

    Congratulations Vinnie V!!!
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    Now thats some funny shit, HAHAHAHA!!
    Yo, Vin can i get your autograph? [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
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    No comment.

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    Mr. Velvet. Is it true that you have accepted the management position as Van Halen's new manager. If so, do you plan on continuing the use of pink fuzzy dice in your car?
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    "Rumours are rumours and just that".

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    I knew it !!!

    We should've known Vinnie Velvet was his "Hollywood alias"...

    Betcha his real name is Claude.....

    Now that you've got the job Vin, put the fuckin' band onstage !!!!

    P.S. - And you know which variation of the band I'm talkin about...
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    Rumor has it Mr. Velvet is that your first move as manager of Van Halen is to apply pressure to get Roth back in. I have heard though from several sources that this isn't true. Is it true that you are planning on being the new lead singer as well...and...turning VH into an Opera act?
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    Yeah, maybe he'll sign pavoratti..
    He can definatly hit the highs better than
    sambone..

    uh huh uh huh
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    All I can say is that Van HALEN is alive and well (notice how I put caps for "Halen" -- hint-hint.. )

    As far as my involvement with the band goes.......I really can't say at this point.
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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet:
    All I can say is that Van HALEN is alive and well (notice how I put caps for "Halen" -- hint-hint.. )

    As far as my involvement with the band goes.......I really can't say at this point.
    <hr></blockquote>

    Alright, some check Vin's profile, that sounds too Starks-esque....
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