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    These were posted by "Chang" at PD. He claims to have an "in" at a law firm in L.A. The only reason I even ask the question is that this guy posted an earlier thread in which he named a partial track list. That thread has since been deleted by Brad.
    Check these out.


    (She's One) Tall Order
    They don't make 'em like her anymore
    They broke the mold right after the final pour
    She's like nothing you've seen before
    She's shatter-proof and ready
    When she drops onto the floor
    I'd like to play in her intimate venue
    But you won't ever see her listed on the menu
    Cuz she's one (she's one)
    Tall order
    Got my visa ready
    Gonna cross over her border, yeah
    She's one (she's one)
    Tall order
    She's one big ticket item
    And when she's gone ya can't reorder, no
    They can't improve her, so they don't
    They can't invent a substitute
    So I'm hopin' that they won't
    She's got no equal, got no match
    One taste and you're addicted
    'N they don't make no patch
    Hey
    She's like a pristine virgin forest
    Outta control
    Make sure ya watch out for
    Forest rangers on patrol, oh yeah
    And she's one (she's one)
    Tall order
    Got my passport photo for the checkpoint on the border
    Ya know she's one (she's one)
    Tall order
    She's surrounded by defense walls
    But I'll chip away the mortar
    Now
    I don't need a catalog
    I got the parts I need
    Worked up my ol appetite
    I'm ready for the feed
    Get it, oh yeah
    Now she's one (she's one)
    Tall order
    Ain't afraid of red meat and I wanna place my order
    She's one (she's one)
    Tall order
    Got my visa ready
    Gonna jump insider her border, ah yeah
    She's one (she's one)
    Tall order (tall order)
    And she's one (she's one)
    Tall order (tall order)
    She's one (she's one)
    Tall order (she's one)
    She's one (she's one)
    Tall order (she's one)
    Yeah she's (she's one)
    (she's one)
    (she's one)
    (she's one)

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    Pay The Man
    Anybody got a quarter?
    Ya can't always be a taker
    A mover and a shaker
    Can't always be the flavor of the year
    Do us all a favor
    Read your rights 'n sign the waiver
    Pull out your magic act and disappear
    There's always someone down the line
    Collecting the toll an' imposin' the fine
    Doncha know
    Doncha know
    Doncha know
    Doncha know ya gotta pay the man
    Don't ya worry
    If you hurry
    Ya might catch up to the latest, greatest also-ran
    Ain't nothin' but advice for free
    If I'm well served by my memory
    Doncha know
    Doncha know
    Doncha know
    Doncha know ya gotta pay the man
    Do you understand?
    Yeah, yeah
    Now just a minute, better listen
    Ya can't always get attention
    Callin' on divine intervention
    Or some trick of your own device
    You can't hide in quiet slumbers
    Cuz they're out there crunching numbers
    Sealing handshakes with a final price
    There's always someone looking for you
    And til you're pockets are empty, ya know they're not thru
    Doncha know
    Doncha know
    Doncha know
    Doncha know ya gotta pay the man
    Just wire the total amount
    Of all the accounts
    To the one with the outstretched hand
    Ain't nothin' sure but taxes and death
    So before you draw out another breath
    Doncha know
    Doncha know
    Doncha know
    Doncha know ya gotta pay the man
    Now do you understand?
    Ya can't always borrow
    Someone else's blues
    They got a figure in their heads
    Of the total of your I.O.U.'s
    Doncha know
    Doncha know
    Doncha know
    Doncha know ya gotta pay the man
    Do you understand?
    Do you understand?
    Ya gotta pay the man
    Doncha know
    Doncha know
    Doncha know
    Doncha know ya gotta pay the man
    Ya gotta pay the man
    Ya gotta pay the man
    This is loud and clear
    Tell me do ya hear
    Ya gotta pay the man
    Pay the man
    Pay the man




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    Dear god, those are horrible.

    You know, I'm three feet from a window, and it's 4 floors to the ground. If those are VH lyrics, I've found my exit.



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    Chang gets two noogies, an indian burn, and a swift kick in the ass.

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    *gulp* - Down In Flames

    "...like falling down the stairs and landing on your feet." - Edward Van Halen describing his solos.

    "And I swore to myself, I swore to myself that some day, some day...I was going to smoke joints that big." - DLR, Crazy From The Heat

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wolfman:
    Chang gets two noogies, an indian burn, and a swift kick in the ass.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I have a nutcracker


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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AJW:
    I'd like to play in her intimate venue

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Anyone who writes that lyric better have a partner to say "no fucking way".



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    Man they bring back memories of the fake 'fire in the hole' lyrics way back in 97

    "Hopscotch rivolio" anyone?


    dont even LOOK like DLR lyrics. have a look at nearly anything he's written when transcribed... 90% of the time they are a LOT more compact and formed than those things.

    Thanks for passing on though AJW

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    I have a nutcracker

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, good God!!!!! By all means use it then!

    Chang, consider your nuts cracked as well.

    Angel.........



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    *gulp* - Down In Flames

    "...like falling down the stairs and landing on your feet." - Edward Van Halen describing his solos.

    "And I swore to myself, I swore to myself that some day, some day...I was going to smoke joints that big." - DLR, Crazy From The Heat

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AJW:
    Make sure ya watch out for
    Forest rangers on patrol, oh yeah

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's where I stopped. Did they get any worse?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goo:
    Man they bring back memories of the fake 'fire in the hole' lyrics way back in 97

    "Hopscotch rivolio" anyone?

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Goo, I'm afraid I showed up late for this one. Were there "fake" FITH lyrics floating around back then?



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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MikeL:
    That's where I stopped. Did they get any worse?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Sadly, yes.

    "Ain't afraid of red meat and I wanna place my order"

    Check please.



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    What would be really funny is if for some Godforsaken reason, these WERE lyrics written by DLR. Can you just see him reading our responses?

    Dave: "Ah, fuck."



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    "...like falling down the stairs and landing on your feet." - Edward Van Halen describing his solos.

    "And I swore to myself, I swore to myself that some day, some day...I was going to smoke joints that big." - DLR, Crazy From The Heat

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    Nah those don't sound very DLR-ish at all. Dave is a way more clever than that.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cabo Kid:
    Goo, I'm afraid I showed up late for this one. Were there "fake" FITH lyrics floating around back then?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ditto. I'd be interested to see these...

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    Yeh... way back then I used to lurk/post on the alt.music.van-halen newsgroup and there was some snippets of FITH 'lyrics' posted. I cant recall them all but that hopscotch thing was the alleged first line, followed by some other nonsense and the chorus was something along the lines of 'waddaya know? Fire in the hole!'

    Utter crap of course lol

    If I get a chance Ill do a deja search for old newsgroup topics, but I cant promise anything.. Wayyy to far back


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    Grr.. archives prior to 1999 temporarily unavailable!

    I blame Ray Daniells personally!!

    When they are back Ill run the search


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