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    I just wanted to pass this along folks. My girlfriend goes to college in California, and she knows this girl that talks to this guy, who has this friend who is related to this girl who dated this guy who is second cousins to this guy that is REALLY high up in Warner Brothers. She told me that she heard through the grapevine that Eddie, Alex, Mikey and new Van Halen singer David Hasselhoff have just completed their very first photo shoot. These pictures will hopefully be available on the net soon. No doubt they will be inside the "All Systems Go" album sleeve. Just wanted to let you all know!

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    I cant wait for the red/blk/white striped knight rider mobile.

    Im sure Tim BS will be the first to post these pictures being a reporter and all.

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    It will be a huge smash like Baywatch. With DH as the new singer now they really fucking need a lot of BABEWATCH back-up singers in their little swimming suits(SEXY MOMMA!) Not only will this version of VH be a huge success, but it will be a critical success also. DH can really write some very CREATIVE lyrics and knows how to sing with emotion. I'm just fucking joking. I think that would be a good laugh.LOLPeace out bro.

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    Finally the ship is back on course.

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    'Bout time we got a legitimate rumor in here. Thanks, Jeff!

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    Am I the only one who would like to see Kitt become lead singer before DH?

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    this is funny stuff.

    I have worked with David for years and did a few of his videos for the german market.......

    We could get Donna and Yasmine to sing back up.

    fallin off my chair,

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    Great parody of my style I must admit. Oh well, let's run with this one shall we..

    Additional information confirms that Hasselhoff insists that 1st Concert date must be in Germany. Hasselhoff enjoys great popularity in Europe and especially Germany for the several well received 'solo' albums he released there.

    Inside word says the 1st concert will definitely be in Frankfurt followed by dates in Cologne, Munich, Berlin, and Hamburg. Curious enough, Hasselhoff refuses to play Dusseldorf? All band members have agreed to play four solo Hasselhoff hits after the 1st set of VH material. Included hits in this agreement are: Schweine ist gut, Sinnliche Begierde, and gefuhllos.

    Hasselhoff reportedly has visited the esteemed Herve in Beverly Hills for the obligatory hair extensions.

    Over and way out..

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    Kick ass, this is good news, indeed.

    Dave H, rocking the hair extensions.

    It's good to see he's keeping up appearances. LOL.

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    Great, ohh my god how fucking great this rumor is Jeff

    Well let me tell you, keep it still, Ed and Alex are not Dutch born but German

    I think that you started this rumor with the following in mind, Better one than no one at all.

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    I just saw a commercial for a TV movie on Wednesday night on CBS featuring David Hasselhoff. Keep your fingers crossed, this could be our big night folks.

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    For the record, after my previous post I saw the commercial again (of course, with the VH signifigance I paid close attention) and our man David Hasselhoff is playing a fireman in the movie. AND, here's where things really start to get interesting. I don't how many of you are aware of this, but Van Halen have a song called On Fire, which could easily be the tie in we're looking for.

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    Yeah, people, Glenn's pointing you in the right direction.

    My *source* (the guy that lives in my toilet bowl) informed me that during the Hasselhoff movie, there will be several VH songs (from the upcoming album) used in the soundtrack.

    These are blessed times in which we live, everyone.

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    Way to go Glenn, If DH is singing I'm On Fire, I sure hope he is. Then we have a fully roasted DH, so then we're back where we started from, who is gonna be the next VH singer.........

    Can anybody give me the correct answer please???? DLR perhapse

 

 

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