You know, seeing Capt'n Kirk sing Bust'a Move is cracking my ass up! Wonder what he'll do next? Maybe RWTD? http://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Love the guy. Are you talking about priceline.com? Anyways, you know he STILL gets all the chickshttp://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

YUUNNK!!

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one of my first posts, which was appropriately placed in the rumour mill, was about shatner doing the priceline.com commercials. i said that he was warming up to take over the lead singer duties in vh...i was flamed, but not too bad...it was a joke!!! i love the commercials he's been doing. http://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

shatner is the man in a roth kind of way!

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"you should all be in vocational school, learning a trade!" Aunt Esther (Sanford & Son)

Iknow those commercials are so funny! It takes me a while to figure the songs sometimes because he doesn't really sing them, but it's hillarious when I figure it out!

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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!

HOPE YOU'RE ALREADY FEELING WELL EDDIE!!!!!!!!

Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

I read a little article the other day that say's he's essentially got creative control over the spots. Can't you just picture it...

Change, ain't nothin' stays the same
Unchained, yeah you hit the ground runnin'

Man, I'd have to fire up the VCR for a commercial!

I.....found the Starfleet life ain't so simple.

When I jumped out into space...

Ain't got no hair, no hair you'd call real

And this rug is a fucking disgrace

OWWWWW YEEAAAAAAAAAH

Running with the Klingons!!!


Warp 10 Mr Anthony.....

Eddie beam me up!!

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F.O.R.D. Country (http://fordcountry.20m.com)

Van HALEN is: Dave, Eddie, Mikey, Alex. Any questions?

Eat Us And Smile!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! http://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif http://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif http://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif
Nice!

how bout ohhhhh ohhhhhh pretty vulcan!

or, how bout i hit warp, and nothing gets me down....you got it tough? i see the klingons all around!.....can't you see me standing here i got my ass inside the transport machine.. http://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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"you should all be in vocational school, learning a trade!" Aunt Esther (Sanford & Son)

[This message has been edited by esquiretoo (edited July 01, 2000 at 03:13 PM).]

...I'm with this chick and she's green?
Ah, can't you see what I mean?...

I want warp factor 10, no special reason
Take the bridge 'cause I am leavin'
We're in for a very long flight
Well my smart-ass Vulcan with the pointy ears
Needs a desperate woman, needs a couple of beers
Spocks gonna chill on this starship tonight

Cap'n please, she can't take anymore
Ah! Cap'n please, she won't take anymore

I'm beamin' down upon some planet tonight
And I'm lookin' for somebody to squeeze. Uh! Uh!
I need a chick that wants a little fun
Set the phasers on stun
Scotty please

Well this five-year mission is a load of crap
Gotta find me a woman gonna dance on my lap
I've had enough, friend
Sulu and Bones, Chekov too
Hurry up guys, and bring that damn Vulcan

Cap'n please, she can't take anymore
Oh! Cap'n please, she won't take anymore

I'm beamin' down upon some planet tonight
An' I'm lookin' for somebody to squeeze. Uh! Uh! Uh!
I need a chick that wants a little fun
Set the phasers on stun
Scotty please
Yeah!

Wow!

Oooh, baby
Oooh, baby
Oooh, baby

Uh feel my phaser
Feel my phaser
Feel my phaser
Oh, yeah

Feel my phaser
Feel my phaser (Ah)
Feel my phaser
Feel my phaser
Feel my phaser

Cap'n please, she can't take anymore. Oh!
Yeah! Cap'n please, (Ah-ha!) she won't take anymore (Wow!)
Cap'n please, she can't take anymore.
Whoa Cap'n please, (Yeah) she won't take anymore Whoa!

I'm beamin' down upon some planet tonight
An' I'm lookin' for somebody to squeeze. Uh! Oh! Ow!
I need a chick that wants a little fun
Set the phasers on stun
Scotty please, yeah!
Scotty please

[This message has been edited by billy007 (edited July 01, 2000 at 09:27 PM).]

[This message has been edited by billy007 (edited July 02, 2000 at 07:34 AM).]

[This message has been edited by billy007 (edited July 05, 2000 at 01:04 PM).]

Hey, nice job on the parody, billy007! As for a title, how about Romulan Delight?http://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif
FORD's was pretty good too! Maybe we should start another thread where everybody does their own parody of a VH song utilizing a Star Trek theme!

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Eat Us And Smile!

Classic VH Eruption (http://members.tripod.com/BigTrouble_77/index.htm)

LOL ya mad buggers http://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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A little zen... Headed your way...

Hey BTdouble7, I was thinking "Kirk Delight" or "James Delight", but your idea is much better and fits in along the lines of the original!

Actually, a parody thread doesn't sound bad - though they don't all have to have a Star Trek theme.

Shatner kicks ass!!!

Did his wife drown last year in the pool ?
I heard she was a Olmpic swimmer whoever did drown .

Yeah, I think I remember hearing something about that too.

Hey Billy, that was a fuckin crack up too!!! http://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif http://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif http://64.176.3.141/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Okay, I finished "Romulan Delight" up there if anyone's interested.

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A real state of independence
So pretty when her rockets flare
Still provin' every night
That her flag's still there...

I absolutely love Shatner! The guy is fuckin' hilarious, especially when he does cameos on "Third Rock From the Sun".

I've been hearing one on the radio lately where he does "Free Bird"

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"Put out an A.P.B.
For that hammerhead shark!"

OK.... I may be really stupid here to ask this question. I can't help but wonder if he is trying to be serious, or is just a joke commercial. I dunno. Seems like he could really be trying to be serious.

Anyway, they are VERY funny, even the radio spots. But to watch him sing/say them is best.

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Some eras may be better than others, but VH is VH to me!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jason:
I absolutely love Shatner! The guy is fuckin' hilarious, especially when he does cameos on "Third Rock From the Sun".<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
yeah, the "big giant head" http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif
dear god, those are funny
lemme add that he is also canadian http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Miah, "Capn' Kirk" is just kidding. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

His whole delivery of the lines is what makes him so damn funny.

"Bust A MooOOOoove!" http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Indeed... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

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"Cyanide, Suicide, Hari-Kari, Kamikaze, you won't see another evening, bye-bye..."

Official Bartender Of VHLinks.

Yeah, I am sure that he is just kidding. He just pulls it off sooo convincingly, (like he's being serious). It cracks me up!

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Some eras may be better than others, but VH is VH to me!

shatner is THE MAN!!

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