In my best Captain Kirk, er, William Shatner-Priceline-voice... "This is gonna be big, REALLY BIG!" just like Britney's.... well, you know! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

So without further ado, let's get this E.B.A.S. thread goin'!!!!!

Current members are DIF (co-founder whether he likes it or not! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif ), Jeff5150, Aquatic Punk, Josh, Mark VH, Wolfie3... WesIsOnFire and Seenbad are "closet" members, but they'll don the tag once the lack of VH news, and relative boredom set in! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

So it looks like the Eat Britney And Smile* group has reached a "critical mass" not unlike a certain someone's bra size!

http://www.britneyspears.org/pictures/magazines/tvguide/01.jpg


*Disclaimer: This thread and group is in no way intended as a serious rival to either EUAS or UFF. If anyone thinks this thread or EBAS is even remotely serious, you dried up beef jerky strips need to get a life! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif And if this thread actually manages to pass 100 replies, I'll be surprised as hell, and it will only go to show what 10 months without VH news will do to Netizens worldwide!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif Also, I've extended an invite to the Army's resident beef jerky strip, HARDKNOCKZ, if he ever shows up.... And finally, for your own good and protection, and for that of other Linkers, please try not to use the E.B.A.S. tag outside this thread... it will save all of us tons of embarrassment and humiliation!!! LOL http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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E.B.A.S.
Co-Founder

conmee
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[This message has been edited by conmee (edited July 23, 2000 at 11:41 PM).]

conmee, you are one sick bastard.....I love it.

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"Cuz light at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train."

"Well guess who's back in circulation"

Eat Us and Smile

If her eyes were any farther apart, she'd be a fish. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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Webmaster
VHLinks.com - Your Van Halen Internet Resource Guide
http://www.vhlinks.com

I've never looked at her eyes, to be honest with ya.....

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"Cuz light at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train."

"Well guess who's back in circulation"

Eat Us and Smile

True Brett, but it's her "lungs" that set her apart from the rest of her aquatic brethren and sistren. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif



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conmee

Eat Us And Smile!!!!

"Layin' the cut straight sittin' on my ass, gettin' my drink on and my snack on, chillin' wit a flat spliff..."

"I'm so happy, 'cuz today I found my friends, they're in my head..."

Hey no Britney bashing on this thread eh.
just eat britney and smile http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

I don't have anything nice to say, so I won't say anything at all. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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I'm dyin' in a crazy place! "1989" (http://www.vhvault.com/1989/)
"i still dream big thanx to Van Halen music!" - Eddie_italian
"Rockin' steady in her daddy's car, she got the stereo with the big guitars..."

CHRISTINA !!!!!! hey guys good luck with your thread actuallyhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif maybe ill get a few members of BONE .CHRISTINA. AND. GRIN. to start a thread ..actually right now im the only member..but...well at least maybe i can stop in here and rile things up a little...all in good fun of course...http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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eddie vanhalen , there is no substitute.
Official member of G4

Glenn wants me to put ELSAS in my sig. but I ain't doing it 'til I know what it means http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/confused.gif .....http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif...........http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

BCAG has a nice ring to it, for being dedicated to a talentless crack ho'!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif No worries tho', E.B.A.S. is an equal opportunity waste of time that anyone can join!!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

As for ELSAS, what's that... Eat Lottsa Spaghetti and Smile???? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif


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conmee

Eat Us And Smile!!!!

"Layin' the cut straight sittin' on my ass, gettin' my drink on and my snack on, chillin' wit a flat spliff..."

"I'm so happy, 'cuz today I found my friends, they're in my head..."

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jonathan:
Glenn wants me to put ELSAS in my sig. but I ain't doing it 'til I know what it means http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/confused.gif .....http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif...........http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, you might tick off our resident 18 year old Synth wiz if you do that!


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I been to the edge
And there I stood and looked down
You know I lost a lot of friends there baby
I got no time to f**k around...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lead Synth:
I don't have anything nice to say, so I won't say anything at all. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ditto



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Do you believe in a miracle?

Quite honestly, it was MightyVanHalen (the man, not the band) that is truly the inspiration for this thread.... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Thanks for another great Britney link, MVH!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

http://www.britneyspears.org/pictures/rollingstone/05.jpg

I know this thread is cheesy as a bag of Cheetos, but it's all in good fun LS and Angel!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif




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conmee

Eat Us And Smile!!!!

"Layin' the cut straight sittin' on my ass, gettin' my drink on and my snack on, chillin' wit a flat spliff..."

"I'm so happy, 'cuz today I found my friends, they're in my head..."

Can I get A "Hell Yeah"?! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif


E.B.A.S. for life!!

Hell Yeah...need more pictures....
Although...as of late, I have noticed that my number of Van Halen related posts have been decreasing...all my posts lately are aboot Metallica and Britney Spears and college....seems like I am losing interest (nah). I'll just listen to BOV1 and let the situation take care of itself.

What can you say? The girl is just plain fine, that's all there is to it! Love that patriotic pic above, and the beach pic! Her music might not be worth a shit, but I'd still do the hell out of her! Yes, she is much better looking than Christina Aguilara, but I have a little thing for her, too. Maybe I should start another thread and call it "Up Christina Fanatics"http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif Nah, just kidding! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Eat Us And Smile!

Classic VH Eruption (http://members.tripod.com/BigTrouble_77/index.htm)

Can I get a "Hell Yeah"?! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S. for LIFE!!

Dude Dude Dude! Did you guys see the girl in this VH1 movie "Out Of Sync(spelling?)?! Look out!! Wowie Zowie!I had to throw the cup of cold water on my crotch!

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2711 The Night Belongs To Michelob.

don't worry fellas, i got some good pics lined up, i'll post them tomorrow. i can't believe i missed the unveiling of this thread. if she was a fish(whoever said that should die) she'd be the fish that all the male fishes want to have sex with. she'd be makin mad trips up the river to spawn....that is IF she were a fish, which she is not nor does she resemble a fish. she is one foxy young lady, owwwwwwwww.

E.B.A.S

[This message has been edited by Mark Van Halen (edited July 12, 2000 at 07:00 PM).]

Jonathan said:
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Glenn wants me to put ELSAS in my sig. but I ain't doing it 'til I know what it means................<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Noooo...you just ain't doing it...and that's whether you know what it means, or not! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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I'm dyin' in a crazy place! "1989" (http://www.vhvault.com/1989/)
"i still dream big thanx to Van Halen music!" - Eddie_italian
"Rockin' steady in her daddy's car, she got the stereo with the big guitars..."

ahhh, it means Eat Lead Synth and Smile,i just got it http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif i think someone is getting jealous b/c the attention from the guys is on britney now http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S(E.L.S.A.S http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif)

[This message has been edited by Mark Van Halen (edited July 12, 2000 at 07:16 PM).]

Now THAT was funny Lead. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif Funny stuff indeed. Out

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lead Synth:
Jonathan said:
Noooo...you just ain't doing it...and that's whether you know what it means, or not! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok.....I'll pass the message on to Glenn, you can tell Eddymon yourself http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif

excuse me while i change my pants
http://www.mikev.to/Pictures/Britney%20Spears/05.jpg


E.B.A.S

God, you guys are fuckin' killin' me here!!!

Gotta' drink in my hand, got my toes in the sand and whoa, what a beautiful girl, aw yeah!!http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

Wavin' my flag high!! Real high!!http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the Brittaniest of them all?http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

HELL YEAH!!

BARBA-BRITNEY-RELLA!!!!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

E.B.A.S.



[This message has been edited by conmee (edited July 12, 2000 at 10:00 PM).]

Hell Yeah!!!!!

We're on Page 2!!!!

E.B.A.S.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Brett:
If her eyes were any farther apart, she'd be a fish. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Ed6150 : ROTFLMAO Brett . That was funnny http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif HAHA . I feel the same way . She has some funny eyes . On the video OOPS , she does look like a fish , a catfish or bass .

ed you wanna be the other member of BONE. CHRISTINA.AND.GRIN ? everyones against me cept you lolhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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eddie vanhalen , there is no substitute.
Official member of G4

Bone ??? Explain man

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Everybody Wants Some !!!
I Want Some Too !!!

bone = screw,have sex,bump uglies,do the nasty, hoo hoo in the wee wee, ya know http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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eddie vanhalen , there is no substitute.
Official member of G4

I tell ya what , Christina , I would do anything that she would want . Kiss her all over http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Tpt imhohttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Guitar Room player files http://www.freedrive.com/
UN: vhlinks
PW: vhlinks

Baluchitherium
G4

Serious props to conmee. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

WHATAGUY!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

I want to send a shout out to, Jeff 5150, Josh, Aquatic Punk, Wolfie 3, WesIsOnFire, and Seenbad

(And NO, Seenbad, Synth will not kick you in the scrotum for laying the tag on in here. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif )

I'm truly and deeply saddened that I wasn't here for the unveiling of this special thread. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

But minus Synth and Angel (and some male peeps that are in serious need of ocular attention http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif ), we know what time it is!

MightyVanHalen, Mark Van Halen, you guys will be major players. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Brett, first you have to be a Lakers fan, and now you're dogging Britney for her eyes?

You and I just CANNOT get along. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

LOL ... I love it! E.B.A.S. Member #3 has officially chimed in! Let the games continue ...

(and conmee, that disclaimer was perfect! lol)
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E.B.A.S.

"Someone asked me the other day what I thought I had learned about making music after all these years, and I said, 'Nothing'." -EVH

[This message has been edited by Wolfie3 (edited July 13, 2000 at 08:09 AM).]

christina's long lost twin sister and christinahttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif
http://www.geocities.com/marion7282/0307_002.jpg
http://www.mikev.to/Pictures/Christina%20Aquilera/ca125534.jpg

E.B.A.S


[This message has been edited by Mark Van Halen (edited July 13, 2000 at 08:36 AM).]

you know it's sad but true! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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I'm dyin' in a crazy place! "1989" (http://www.vhvault.com/1989/)
"i still dream big thanx to Van Halen music!" - Eddie_italian
"Rockin' steady in her daddy's car, she got the stereo with the big guitars..."

E.B.A.S thirteen threads down!!?!?!?

I can't let this travesty continue... Britney is back on top where she belongs...

P.S. Nice family portrait of CA! lol http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif


E.B.A.S.

I am likin the new pics dudes...what a great thing to come home from work to.

E.B.A.S!!!!!!!

I love you guys. Keep it up!! Love the pics. MMMMMM Britney.

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Nick "I've been to the edge, MMMMThere I stood and looked down."

[This message has been edited by Unchained Wolfie (edited July 13, 2000 at 02:43 PM).]

http://www.whymilk.com/famous/britney2.htm

Great link, Jonathon! A round of milk for the entire crew!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.

Good God, ya'll!!!

"Conmee, honey, I think the headache went away..." http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

http://home.earthlink.net/~dsievek/notebook/Britney.jpg

E.B.A.S.

I don't know... she doesn't look like a fish to me, Brett.... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif


Oops! I did it again... and forgot to attach the pic!

http://home.earthlink.net/~dsievek/notebook/Britney2.jpg

E.B.A.S.

P.S. Can you make a EBAS Britney icon like ya did for EUAS?? Use the beach shot at the start of this thread! lol


[This message has been edited by conmee (edited July 13, 2000 at 05:25 PM).]

[This message has been edited by conmee (edited July 13, 2000 at 05:26 PM).]

Conmee, this is a great thread!!!!

And I'm even tempted to even join EBAS (even if its a paraody of the famed EUAS)....but seriously....nah.....britney!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEAH!!!!



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Eat Us And Smile!!!!

(VV)
"The main event, the icon, the show-stoppa!!"

Looks like Brit' is a shoo-in for MISS EUAS 2000!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Eat Us And Smile!!!!

(VV)
"The main event, the icon, the show-stoppa!!"

Yeah, Vin, there's only one EUAS, just like there's only one Classic VH with DLR!!!! But since we're not gettin' any news from the Boys, might as well kill a little time with good ol' Britney, hence, being located in the "non-music" forum as Lead Synth likes to point out! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif



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conmee

Eat Us And Smile!!!!

"Layin' the cut straight sittin' on my ass, gettin' my drink on and my snack on, chillin' wit a flat spliff..."

"I'm so happy, 'cuz today I found my friends, they're in my head..."

Keep those Britney picks a comin', con'.

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Eat Us And Smile!!!!

(VV)
"The main event, the icon, the show-stoppa!!"

britney makes me feel funny inside, like when you go down hills on rollercoasters.
http://britneyspears.terrashare.com/tvg_7.jpg
E.B.A.S

[This message has been edited by Mark Van Halen (edited July 13, 2000 at 05:50 PM).]

shhhhhhhhhhh...BONE CHRISTINA AND GRIN !!!!!!http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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eddie vanhalen , there is no substitute.
Official member of G4

UGGHH!!! YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME WITH THESE PICS!!!! AHHH...SHE'S SIZZLING!

Joe

Hey Joe... feel free to join the Eat Britney And Smile gang...

Our ranks are "swelling" like a teen idol's... well you get the picture.... if not, see pics above... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif


E.B.A.S.

have you guys and gals seen/heard this?
http://www.microsaft.com/elle/hitme.htm

Jonathon!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!


"Surgery, I want to be a D, bigger mammaries, my flatchestedness was killing me!!! I must confess I paid for these!!!! Make my boobies one more size, yeah!!!!" hahahahahahaha

The audio feed was tooooooo f-ing funny!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.

This thread is hysterical. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Mark Van Halen, you are a master detective to have found Christina's long lost twin sister. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

You even got SYNTH to agree! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

Jonathan, because you're contributing, I'm calling you "Jonny-On-The-Spot." http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

conmee, nice pics, brotha'. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

This thread is going places... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

if christina s a rat then..bittneys a walleyed pike !!!!and her heads big too !!!!once me and ed6150 figure out how to post pics were gonna have our own christina pics!!!so there !!! B.C.A.G. !!!!

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eddie vanhalen , there is no substitute.
Official member of G4

ummmmmmmm guys? aaaaa how do you post pics? you know i was just kiddin bout that big head fish thing right? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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eddie vanhalen , there is no substitute.
Official member of G4

Rick!

I like the "walleyed pike" slam! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

But, seriously, you and ED6150 are more than welcome into the EBAS fold, no matter what you B-GAG, er, B-CAG brothers say or do! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

P.S. Got Pete's Strawberry Blonde in bottles over in Atomic Drunks!



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conmee

Eat Us And Smile!!!!

"Layin' the cut straight sittin' on my ass, gettin' my drink on and my snack on, chillin' wit a flat spliff..."

"I'm so happy, 'cuz today I found my friends, they're in my head..."

Rick S, all I'm saying is I'd rather bang a fish than a rat. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

You dig? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Britney is one fine piece of bass. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Oh, now that was gooooood.... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Brett:
If her eyes were any farther apart, she'd be a fish. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If Britney's a fish well then I wanna be King of the Sea! I hope Bass like Tuna!!!

E.B.A.S http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif


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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!

HOPE YOU'RE ALREADY FEELING WELL EDDIE!!!!!!!!

Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

One thing to say peeps; Eat Britney & Smile - ALL THE WAY TO THE BANKhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif!!


E.B.A.S.

A HELL YEAH and a Eat Britney And Smile before I call it a night!!!!

I don't care if she looks like a red snapper or an orange roughy, I'll take Britney anyday of the week over that crack-ho beeatch, CA....

E.B.A.S.!!!!!

conmee snuck in from out of nowhere. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

Just like how EBAS is taking over!!!

(shit, I sound like a wrestler... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/redface.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif )


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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

The world is ours Down - the world is OURS!!

E.B.A.S.

you know i actually laugh out loud at theses posts when i read em.....but i still want my rat girl !!!

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eddie vanhalen , there is no substitute.
Official member of G4

Okay, guys, count me in! Jonathan, where'd you get that song from?! LOL!

Joe

E.B.A.S.

Walleyed-pike happens to be some of the best TASTING fish around!LOL Hell - who looks at her damn eyes anywho? Take em' out if ya want.


E.B.A.S.

A special "Oops! We've done it again!" goes out to NOaverageJOE, our latest recruit!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

And just a quick shout out to Rick S: If you wanna have a conversation with yourself and Ed6150 in your Christina A. thread, go ahead, but I'm telling you now, that that thread will die on the vine. You're outnumbered, bro, so just relent and join the real deal! We won't even hold the "walleyed pike" comment against you! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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E.B.A.S.

"The fish is the dish, cuz the rat ain't all that!"

conmee
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GirlGoneBad!:
Dude Dude Dude! Did you guys see the girl in this VH1 movie "Out Of Sync(spelling?)?! Look out!! Wowie Zowie!I had to throw the cup of cold water on my crotch!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hell yeah! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif That was Kari Wuhrer (sp.?), from that old MTV show Remote Control.

And oh yeah, one more thing: E.B.A.S. IN 'DA HOUSE !!!! lol ...

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E.B.A.S.

"Someone asked me the other day what I thought I had learned about making music after all these years, and I said, 'Nothing'." -EVH

Boys! It looks like we have a traitor in our midst... Lead Synth has taken up allegiance with the Bone Crack Addicts Group, otherwise known as BCAG... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

I think I speak for the entire EBAS when I say we're willin' to give Rick, Ed6150, and Lead Synth one last chance to join the rank and file... but if they should refuse... the gloves are coming off, baby!!!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

And for those of you who think Sherman had it bad, wait till you get a heapin' helpin' o' Britney Spears Smackdown on yo' candy asses!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Regulators.... mount up! lol

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E.B.A.S.

"The fish is the dish, cuz the rat ain't all that!"

conmee
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Word!

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

Britney!!! Waaaaazzzzzuuuuuppppppp!!!!!

"Now, Rick and Ed, you wouldn't say nuthin' bad 'bout poor lil' ol' me, now would ya?"

http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.

http://home.earthlink.net/~dsievek/notebook/Britney4.jpg

Whassup EBAS. Welcome NoAverageJoe good to see someone else has seen the light.

Ok, I think before this group goes any further, it is time for me to come out of the closet and confess that...I spent aboot 10 minutes at a Christina Agulaira concert. It was at summerfest and all my friends wanted to kill time until the Ringo concert, it was free..but we still got ripped off. when she talks between songs she always says "ohmigod you guys, I'm gonna dedicate this song to YOU!!!" ughhgh...what a frickin ditz...a lot blonder than she looks.

aquatic, my good friend, how could you let us down like that? now if it were a free britney concert, knock yourself out, but a CA concert? i'm proud of you for leaving though, at least you didn't stay. as long as it doesn't happen again, its cool w/me...........BTW guys, one of my friends told me that in the oops video, when britney is laying on that white thing when she's wearing the white outfit, you can get a glimpse up her skirt. i personally didn't see it, but thats the rumor..........she is so bangin'! and whoever was it that said britney looks like a fish(brett i think), fish tastes good, rat doesn't http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S

AP... It takes a real man to admit to going to a CA concert and sharing the truth of that dismal experience! Don't worry, we're here to help you integrate back into normal society!!! lol http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif


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E.B.A.S.

conmee
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By the way, Aquatic Punk...

I noticed you use RHRN for an icon just like our newest Linker, "Britney"... now you wouldn't be tryin' to make up for a previous CA concert transgression by posin' as Britney, now would ya? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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E.B.A.S.


conmee
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Conmee...You're good.
Although...I did not do it to make up for my attendance at a CA concert....I did it for attentionhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Aquatic Punk (edited July 14, 2000 at 06:15 PM).]

Now, I can see by all these imposter threads around here that they might tarnish the crown of this one, so we better stick to just this one in order to not get it closed, you know? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Let those crazy CA peeps have their little fun. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

They know what time it is. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

So from now on, peeps, ONLY post pics of Britney in this thread. Try to only speak of Britney in this thread. That way we stand a better chance of survival. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

Finally ... Wolfie3 HAS COME BACK ... to the E.B.A.S. thread ...

Survival my ass, Down! We're gonna RULE FOREVER!! lol! And to all the anti-Britney attitudes, I ask, What exactly is it you guys like about Christina? ... IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU LIKE ABOUT HER!! As far as Wolfie3 is concerned Christina, you can take your Grammy ... shine it up real nice ... TURN THAT SUM BITCH SIDEWAYS, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY-ASS!! lol ...

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E.B.A.S.

"Someone asked me the other day what I thought I had learned about making music after all these years, and I said, 'Nothing'." -EVH

I honestly have no opinion on who's better-looking. I still hate Christina's nappy hair, and Britney's skin looks like an old saddle from all the fake bakin'.

But before you give me shit, read the rest of this post!

I agree that Christina is world-class ditz. If anybody else read that Rolling Stone "interview," I'm sure you'd agree. It wasn't so much an interview as an "Eminem doesn't like me, I had a bad home life, and I'm hungry!" rant. I think Christina's a more talented SINGER, but a lousy PERFORMER. Her interview sucked. I'd hate to be subjected to one of her concerts! The poor girl can't say anything interesting or insightful.

Britney can only sorta sing, but at least she talks to the crowd in a confident kind of way, and in interviews makes comments that require at least a few brain cells, like "The new album has all kinds of different moods." I think she's more street-smart, or something.

I suppose some of you could say that Christina is Sammy Hagar to Britney's David Lee Roth.

Even though prob'ly neither one of them have even heard of either of those guys. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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I'm dyin' in a crazy place! "1989" (http://www.vhvault.com/1989/)
"i still dream big thanx to Van Halen music!" - Eddie_italian
"Rockin' steady in her daddy's car, she got the stereo with the big guitars..."

"As far as Wolfie 3 is concerned..."

Man, I love peeps that talk about themselves in the third person. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

I've done it a few times myself, since jumping onto the links. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Well, Wolfie, what I meant by survival was what happened last night.

Seenbad and I were chatting last night and we were both joking about how this whole thing has BLOWN up. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

The shitty threads got closed, but this bad-boy is still open. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Pissin' EVERYBODY off. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif


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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

So you liked my Rock impression, DIF? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif And I knew what you meant. That's why I put the "lol" after my statement. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

Oh hey, I meant to tell you guys (my fellow E.B.A.S. brothers that is, NOT the rest of you anti-Britneys http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif) right after I got off the links yesterday morning, I was channel surfing, and what did I see on MTV? The making and world premiere of Britney's new video! LOL! It was so funny, I couldn't help but think of my E.B.A.S. buddies. Oh, and uh I don't want to ruin the surprise for those who haven't heard it, but IT'S STILL BUBBLE GUM CRAP MUSIC! LOL ... E.B.A.S. 4 Life!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

(Official E.B.A.S. motto: Remember, when it comes to Britney Spears, it's not the music, it's how she looks that matters! lol)

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E.B.A.S.

"Someone asked me the other day what I thought I had learned about making music after all these years, and I said, 'Nothing'." -EVH

[This message has been edited by Wolfie3 (edited July 16, 2000 at 07:18 AM).]

bee see eyyyy geeee....= B.C.A.G. !!!!http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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eddie vanhalen , there is no substitute.
Official member of G4

http://popmusic.acmecity.com/backstage/80/pics/bs02.jpg

"Don't be scared, Eddie Italian. I won't bite."

Thank you Chadsex. Very good for one of your first posts.

E.B.A.S

[This message has been edited by Aquatic Punk (edited July 16, 2000 at 07:06 PM).]

A round of applause for Chadsex. (Interesting name... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif )

It's always impressive when new peeps have good taste. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

I still can't get over how people think this is serious and get pissed off at seeing us joke around.

Maybe it was just all the threads that were going at one time that put a bad taste in peeps' mouths.

Well, it's over and done with, no need to fret. The crap was cleaned up. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

I can see the humor in here, as can the rest of the regular posters of this thread. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Wolfie3, everyone's favorite bizzatch has a new video?

Great. I'll be on the look-out for it, with my finger on the MUTE button.

It's the only way to enjoy the show. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Aahh and what a Yankee Rose she is!!! Let's all salute her now!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!

HOPE YOU'RE ALREADY FEELING WELL EDDIE!!!!!!!!

Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

I love those "glasses"!

http://www.britneyspears.org/pictures/foxhawaii/10.jpg

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"No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities." -Christian Nestell Bovee, American author (1820-1904).

Keep those pics "cummin", Mighty. LOL ... you 'da man. And hey I've also been meaning to tell you, I love the new tagline. What a brilliant quote. So true, when you really think about it. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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E.B.A.S.

"Someone asked me the other day what I thought I had learned about making music after all these years, and I said, 'Nothing'." -EVH

Ahhhhhhhh, Britney's is blossiming into such a beautiful woman with those perfect breasts of hers.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, britney,hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........h ttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Eat Us And Smile!!!!

(VV)
"The main event, the icon, the show-stoppa!!"

VV, you were looking at her breasts? I didn't even notice them.

I was too busy looking at those sunglasses. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif LOL.

This is coolhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif DIF can vouch that I like Britney, I think Christina sucks!!! I saw Britney's new video Lucky yesturday the song was okay I guess....but Britney looked really good!http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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Right Now you're reading my post!
I'm just a sucker for a pretty face...
Sometimes I just want to do nothing...

Yankee, I think I posted the other day about how to watch a Britney video in order to get the most enjoyment out of the experience...

Hit the MUTE button. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

LOL! Good idea Down In Flames. I want to join this group if that's okay?
Eat Britney In Smile!!!http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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Right Now you're reading my post!
I'm just a sucker for a pretty face...
Sometimes I just want to do nothing...

No problem, Yankee. You're in. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

This whole thing is just a big joke, though. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

No "beat-downs" or "drive-bys." This is about humor. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

If you've got any pics of her you want to post, go right ahead. All here will look upon you with great adoration. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

Yes!!! This is great moment in my life.http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/rolleyes.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif Let's hope that the Christina fans don't form their own group or there could be trouble.http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif


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A proud member of the E.B.A.S!
Right Now you're reading my post!
I'm just a sucker for a pretty face...
Sometimes I just want to do nothing...

[This message has been edited by YankeeRose (edited July 18, 2000 at 10:18 PM).]

Oh man, Yankee, I take it you missed all the Britney/Christina threads that were going on here. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

I didn't start any of them, myself, but they were popping up like weeds.

A lot of peeps were pissed. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

It was funny on my end, but... Well, some were just not able to see the "funny", you know?

All the threads got closed (good move), except this one. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

Damn straight, too. You've got to have 1 completely useless thread around here, right? LOL.

Ain't this innerestin?!?! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif We got UFF and EUAS members in EBAS! That's what this thread is all about... bringing people on this board together, all in good fun, to joke around and kill some time while waiting for the good word from the VH camp! Welcome aboard Yankee Rose!

But, DIF, I hate to pull rank as senior co-founder of this thread, but you know darn well that smackdowns and beatings are necessary when it comes to those guys in the B.C.A.G. group! lol http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.

conmee

This is post 99....

100?

Here's post 100... Enjoy! Actually, make that post 101, courtesy of DIF!!!


http://home.earthlink.net/~dsievek/notebook/Britney5.jpg


E.B.A.S.

conmee

[This message has been edited by conmee (edited July 18, 2000 at 11:36 PM).]

Ha http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif Gotcha!!!

Darn it DIF!!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif


You snuck in on 100!!!!


E.B.A.S.

conmee

Sorry about that Con. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

Couldn't help it. If I couldn't do EUAS's 1,000th I had to bust this one's 100th. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

You can get the 1,000th here, my man. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

(heh, heh, heh... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif )

If this thread ever got to 1000, we'd have to archive it and keep it as a monument to boredom and frustration with having to go without an announcement for almost a year!

E.B.A.S.

conmee

Honestly. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

And what was with you talking about not posting in here anymore, earlier?

You about to ditch the bitch? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

That bizzatch will ALWAYS sell posters. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

I think my video idea would be pimptastic. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

I'm filing it away for future reference. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

in the new video, she looks HOT when she plays herself, not lucky(i saw the making of the vid.). i want to have sex with britney http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif


E.B.A.S

[This message has been edited by Mark Van Halen (edited July 19, 2000 at 07:51 AM).]

There you go guys...Britney's Spheres...

http://popmusic.acmecity.com/backstage/80/art/spears3.jpg


By the way...this thread's got NOTHIN' on me http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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"i still dream big thanx to Van Halen music!" - Eddie_italian
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to...
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have! "1989" (http://www.vhvault.com/1989/)

No I was just irritable to begin with after this past weekend, then I read everyone bitchin' about too many BS threads and how it's a waste of time, yadda yadda, like 90% of this site isn't a waste of time http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif and so I just said fuck it, I wasn't going to post anymore Britney stuff. But I just can't stay away! lol http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.

conmee

BTW, now my goal is to get the Britney thread to pass up the Lead Synth thread! lol

That ought to make LS happy! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.

conmee

Shhh... LS might hear you... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

That would be the shit, though, if we could pass up a huge thread. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

But I'm talking like EUAS territory or AD.

No, not AD! That would be http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/redface.gif

Tomorrow I'm gonna figure out my scanner and try to post some pics of our favorite bizzatch from Rolling Stone. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:
Yankee, I think I posted the other day about how to watch a Britney video in order to get the most enjoyment out of the experience...

Hit the MUTE button. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My thoughts exactly DIF! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

I tried watching that video with the volume on and couldn't stand it but it moved into one of my 20 best videos ever when I hit the MUTE button! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!

HOPE YOU'RE ALREADY FEELING WELL EDDIE!!!!!!!!

Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

Well this is in the non-music thread, so it's only proper to watch a Britney video with the mute button on. As always, she should be seen and not heard... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.

conmee

Good point, con. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

I haven't seen the new video, but I'm hoping that the plot revolves around her being kidnapped and forced into prostitution by an evil pimp. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

I'm going to be a director, someday... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Nah DIF that video will be made in a few years when she has to sell more than her cd's and posters. Well maybe she'll still sell posters! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!

HOPE YOU'RE ALREADY FEELING WELL EDDIE!!!!!!!!

Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

huh huh huh...a chick is postin' Brit pics. cool.

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E.B.A.S

thanks conmee for the recommendation to check out this thread. you guys rule! 3

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UP FRONT FANATICS

vh3fan aka the not so alone warrior
" a good soldier is always prepared during the times of peace"

"loved by many hated by few"

"buying my way into 5150"

LS, do I sense a bit of jealousy coming from ya???

Now come on, LS, you'll always be VHlinks' poster girl, but Britney is Britney.........

Okay, you may now bash ol VV for what its worth.http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Eat Us And Smile!!!!

(VV)
"The main event, the icon, the show-stoppa!!"

Great to see ya here vh3fan... Despite our differences and preferences for all things VH, I figured there should at least be one thread where EVERYONE (except for Ed6150 and Rick S who are the scoundrels who started a competing gang called Bang Christina Aguilera And Grin BCAG http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif )could get together and waste some time talking about and staring at pics of teen idol pop sensation Britney!!!

Some of you may like Sammy and some of you may like Gary and some of us are hardcore Classic VH fans, but any way you slice it, unless you have a serious brain malfunction, how can anyone help but love Ms. Spheres, er, I mean, Ms. Spears!!??!!?! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

I think a paraphrased political sound bite really explains the underlying philosophy of E.B.A.S. (as exemplified by Lead Synth's wonderful post above)... "It's her breasts, stupid!"

With that said, feel free to waste some time and enjoy the scenery!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Eat Britney And Smile!!!


conmee

Hey, vh3fan's in the hizzouse... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

I've got to agree with my boy, conmee. It is Britney's breasts. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

And her legs... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

And her eyes... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

And that ASS! Good god, ya'll! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

This thread is a little like "Atomic Drunks." EUAS, UFF, and all 4 Gary fans http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif can agree on one thing...

Her music is stank, but you can take Brit's bod to the bank. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

There's FOUR Gary fans?!?! lol http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif Looks like Gary doesn't get much more respect than Christina A. around here... hell, she's already got TWO fans! haha http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

I think EBAS and Atomic Drunks are the only decent threads going these days, tho' Eddie_I and Lead Synth's threads are always class acts.... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.

conmee

Wow, conmee...

Thanks for leaving out "Message for Down In Flames." http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif

I've got no "class." http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

LOL. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Well, shit, DIF, your thread has class... that goes without sayin! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif


E.B.A.S.


conmee


[This message has been edited by conmee (edited July 19, 2000 at 10:24 PM).]

Good save... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Why do I get the feeling you're going to be a politician, someday? LOL.

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

Well, DIF, I do feel like a runnin' politician, just tryin' to please you all the time! lol Wonder where I heard that before... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif


E.B.A.S.

conmee


[This message has been edited by conmee (edited July 19, 2000 at 10:47 PM).]

You know, I honestly thought of that line when I wrote it! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

But I NEVER expected an EUAS peep to remember it. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

They won't chop off your hands for quoting Sammy, will they? LOL. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

A special shout goes out to Lead Synth who "generously" helped with making the new EBAS logo!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif


http://home.earthlink.net/~dsievek/notebook/EBAS.jpg


E.B.A.S.

EBAS Logo Designer http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif


conmee

D F,

no, thy ony chpped off 1 fin er!!! lol http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif


EBAS

conmee

Nice (*)(*) 's, man. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

I always thought of myself as a leg man, you know? But I'm wavering... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

No problem, nightprowler. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

We's all bad spellers 'round here. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Seriously though, don't worry about spelling, bro'. Only the TRULY anal retentive go about picking apart people's grammar.

And then the rest of us flame the hell out of them. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

Just for this thread, I shall post under the EBAS tag line!


EAT BRITNEY AND SMILE!!!!

(VV)

True, Wes! Lead Synth might not have had a hand in "expanding" Ms. Spears' virtues, but she IS the one who POSTED the special Rolling Stone cover from whence this special logo was taken. So I must give credit where credit is due... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.

conmee

great topic, but as for as the title,well lets just say, hell if i could eat brittaney id damn sure smile, but i wouldnt be the least bit sad about it.

hey guys, did anyone see beind the scenes w/britney on MTV? oh my god she was lookin hot. she had this tight red shirt zipped halfway down(no bra, might i add), and a really short skirt. man she's hot. one thing i don't understand is why she adds hair extensions during performances. IMO she looks better w/short hair. and if i were the kid that got to hang out w/her, we'd be hangin out in her trailer http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

hey guys, did anyone see beind the scenes w/britney on MTV? oh my god she was lookin hot. she had this tight red shirt zipped halfway down(no bra, might i add), and a really short skirt. man she's hot. one thing i don't understand is why she adds hair extensions during performances. IMO she looks better w/short hair. and if i were the kid that got to hang out w/her, we'd be hangin out in her trailer(that would be her back stage trailer) http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

E.B.A.S

WOW! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif I doubt Lead Synth was the one who was real generous with Britney's dynamic duo. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!

HOPE YOU'RE ALREADY FEELING WELL EDDIE!!!!!!!!

Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

sorry for my spelling, hell im from Ga. lol

God how I do love Britney's big ole tits!!!!!! But what I could realy use, right now, is an ass shot. Come on someone out there has got to have a killer ass shot of Britney. I don't ask for much out of life. Just this one thing. LOL.

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I'm a spark on the horizon.
...stayin' round here takes patience, it's like a full time occupation...

Ewww!

I can't believe it!

you made a LOGO out of my "make fun of Britney" picture! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/redface.gif

fine then, I'm making a new logo for my site.

The old one
http://www.vhvault.com/1989/1989square.jpg

And the NEW one!!!
http://www.vhvault.com/1989/britneysucks.jpg

All in fun, guys http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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"i still dream big thanx to Van Halen music!" - Eddie_italian
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to...
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have! "1989" (http://www.vhvault.com/1989/)

You wound me, Synth... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Nice pics, though. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

You know, I finally caught Britney's new video. I was flippin' around, went to MTV, and I caught the new video by everyone's favorite female.

My reflexes were so outstanding in terms of reaction time that I only heard like, two words before hitting MUTE. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

I think I only saw about half of it, though, because it was over pretty quickly.

I don't know what the plot of the video was, but there were TWO of her in it. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

Good god, big props to whoever directed this. LOL. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

She - I mean "they", were hot as hell. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Only 858 more posts to #1000!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif


E.B.A.S.

conmee

18 to 80 cripple, blind or crazy!

crashjump, what do you mean you're "kidding", when you say that REAL girls talk too much?

You're right on the money, my man. LOL. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

You can't PAY them to shut up. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

But we still end up loving them, right? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

Down,

LOL! "I don't know what the plot of the video was, but there were TWO of her in it!"

I think we just found your dream career...Britney's Spheres http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif video director...

only it may require the use of earplugs!

Put on your resume that you're an experienced Spheres video-watcher and you have finely tuned mute-button skills...

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"i still dream big thanx to Van Halen music!" - Eddie_italian
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to...
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have! "1989" (http://www.vhvault.com/1989/)

Brittany has agreed to bear my two-headed baby! I have to tell ya, she's kinda new to this stuff, so I had to teach her a few things. Actually, she has a big butt. Scared me to death, but we just got liquored up, and everything was cool. She's fun to party with though..................The boobs are real.......I checked it out......In fact a full inspection was in order, as I wasn't real sure where she'd been ya know........

Awww...This is without a doubt, the BEST thread on VHLinks!!!

Can we get some MORE Pictures in here PLEASE!!

Britney is 18? Alright then we are in the same age range and that increases my chances...increases my chances of probably never ever meeting her much less, spending some quality time with her. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/frown.gif

&lt;sigh&gt; What are us horny 18 year old's supposed to do...I guess I'll go find a REAL girl, but Dammit they talk to much (Kidding).

I hear ya crashnjump...also consider myself a peer of Britney's...but what can ya do besides watchin her on MTV and discussing your fantasies in this excellent thread. Ah well, if I can't have a real woman, this is the next best thing...plus, ya can't mute a real woman.

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E.B.A.S

Synthy, the only video I want to direct Britney in is a home-made one, you dig? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Now, what I've seen of the video is great (hey, when you get two Britneys' you CAN'T go wrong http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif, and I NEED to see the whole thing.

I can't help it. There has to be a plot to it - right? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Now I'm afraid I might actually HAVE to listen to the song as I watch the video, just to get the point. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif This is serious stuff we're dealing with. LOL. They'll be showing this to film students, I'm sure.

What's pissing me off is that I only saw half of it and I don't know when the hell those bastards at MTV will play it.

They're almost as bad with my Brit vids as they are with VH. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

What about Britney's tailor DIF? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!

HOPE YOU'RE ALREADY FEELING WELL EDDIE!!!!!!!!

Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

IIIIIIIIIII ain't got noooooooooooboddddddyyyyy!!!! Won't some sweet lil' Britney come and take a chance on Conmee!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Guess I'll go cry in my beer over in AD!

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!" -conmee

E.B.A.S.


conmee

bottoms up britney, everybody wants some!
look, ill pay ya for it, what the fuck!

[This message has been edited by nightprowler_01 (edited July 22, 2000 at 11:28 PM).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by conmee:
IIIIIIIIIII ain't got noooooooooooboddddddyyyyy!!!! Won't some sweet lil' Britney come and take a chance on Conmee!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Guess I'll go cry in my beer over in AD!

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!" -conmee

E.B.A.S.


conmee<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO over conmee's improvement to Eddie_Itallian's quote! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

And boy wouldn't I just love to be her Gigolo! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

E.B.A.S. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif

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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!


Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

do ya think britney actually turned down the 10 mil.

or was it christina, hell whats the difference.

What 10 mil? Was she slated to be in a $10 mil porno movie or something? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!


Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

Yeah, man, our fair maiden was supposedly offered $10 million (but I thought it was only $1 million? I could be wrong...) to sleep with some guy.
http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Pretty low-down stuff. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Well thank goodness Ms. Britney has the good sense to turn that kind of ridiculous offer down. On the other hand, that stanky crack 'ho Christina A. would do Rick S. or Ed6150 for a ten-spot ($10), no questions asked... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif Hell, if she found out they were the only two guys in her online fan club BCAG, she'd probably do 'em for free! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif j/k

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

For any of you dried up beef jerky strips that know any solo-era DLR tunes, I've worked out some new lyrics for "She's My Machine," affectionately retitled, "She's Brit-uh-ney!" for the purposes of honoring our Ms. Spears... So pop in some DLR, crank up She's My Machine... and sing along! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Yeahhh! Yeahhh!

Awright!

They're gettin' big, I don't know,
'Bout double D's,
And they're bouncin' in my face like it's a dream!

She's gettin' naked, I don't know,
Brit's lookin' fine,
And between those spheres is where I'd like to be!

A little lovin,
On my mind,
A slice of heaven...
She's Brit-uh-ney!

Yeahhhuhhh, baby!

She sings her song, asks "for a sign..."*
"Just one more time!"
I try to speak, but I'm just mesmerized!

Damn straight, she's fine,
She's done it again!
It's somethin' 'bout her chest that feels just right!

A little lovin',
On my mind,
A slice of heaven,
She's Brit-uh-ney!

[solo]

They're gettin' big, I don't know,
'Bout double D's,
And they're bouncin' in my face like it's a dream!

She's gettin' naked, I don't know,
Brit's lookin' fine,
And between those spheres is where I'd like to be!

A little lovin',
On my mind,
A slice of heaven,
She's Brit-uh-ney!

Yeahhhuhhh, baby!

She's Brit-uh-ney!

Yeahhhuhhh, baby!

[Another solo]

Wow wow!!! Yeahhh Yeahhh!!

Oww!

Oooh!

She's Brit-uh-ney!

*Lyrics reprinted by permission! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee


conmee

conmee, you crack me up!!!! "She's Brit-huh-ney!"...lol!!!!!!!!

Joe

E.B.A.S.

I meant "Brit-uh-ney"...lol...

Joe

E.B.A.S.

10.00 sounds good to me !!!! at least im gettin some ass too...brittney would just cower in the corner and say "im not touchin that thing !!!!"....http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif so i have a better chance of bonin christine than you guys have of eatin brittney.....so fooooooooey on you !!!http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif B.C.A.G. !!! (you guys are still crackin me up )http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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eddie vanhalen , there is no substitute.
Official member of G4

i heard that she was offered 17 million. she still turned him down, you know, it might give her a bad reputation or something. anyway, my thoughts are that she is the hottest girl in the music biz today, and i can't stand aguilera, so i was wondering if you had it in your hearts to admit me into your club??? and yeah, she's hot!!!

Laner, you are IN! I don't think DIF will have any problems with that... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Have a Pete's Wicked Ale over in Atomic Drunks, and tell TopTimmy to put it on my tab! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

Well, I can't speak for the whole group (this is a very exclusive club ya know http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif), but I am all for a new member.
How 'bout it guys?

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E.B.A.S

AP, as a charter member to this "elite" group, you're as qualified to hand out "invites" as the rest of us! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif I think the groundrules were that anyone who could swear off CA and pledge some sort preference for Britney, was in automatically.

However, I think all new initiates should at least post ONE Britney pic, sorta as a show of good faith, ya know! But even that's optional. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

i would post a pic, if i had one, but i'm kinda blonde when it comes to computers, so i can't. oh well, thanks for the admission, here it comes...


EAT BRITNEY AND SMILE!!!!
ps: if i got to eat brit, i would so be smilin'!!!!

That was a cool Britney version of She's My Machine Conmee.http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif I saw a Jessica Simpson video yesturday followed by Britney's new video. I have to say that Britney's ten times cuter than her, she looks ugy when compared to our Britney.http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif


***********
E.B.A.S!!!
Right Now you're reading my post!
Sometimes I just want to do nothing...
I'm just a sucker for a pretty face...

unveiling the sig....

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E.B.A.S.
I know I would!!!

[This message has been edited by laner (edited July 23, 2000 at 07:38 PM).]

Britney is one very attractive single white female I'd like to sleep with. But, she is out of my league. So, all I can do is dream about her. Or just imagine her while I jerk off. Yes, that is exactly what I will do. What am I talking about? I already do! OOPSY.

Madden,

sounds like you qualify for EBAS membership! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif The tag is yours if you wany it... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

conmee, you're a recruiting monster! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

As far as I'm concerned, Aquatic Punk is in. He's a funny dude. Just look at his name. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

And laner is in, too. He's a youngin' from what I remember.

AND laner was one of the early peeps to post in my beloved thread (started by my brotha' BAM http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif ) "Message For Down In Flames." http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

You will all score brownie points if you post there. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

I'm a complete out-and-out whore. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

DIF!!

Aquatic Punk has been in since day one, you drunk beef jerky strip! lol http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Now get your ass back into Atomic Drunks where I been passing out beer and spliffs all afternoon... and for anyone worried about drug testing, I just installed a water cooler full of Chinese green tea! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif Just make sure you drink a gallon of that stuff once a day a few days before your test, and you'll do fine! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif Not that I condone drug use... but... well.... LIGHT 'EM UP!!!!

And now back to our regularly scheduled Britney Spears program... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

Sheeeeeeit... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/redface.gif

Damn, I must be crocked. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

I'm all apologies, Aquatic Punk. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

I misread your last post. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/redface.gif

Damn, con... You sure know how to show a brotha' up. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

C'mon guys start posting more pics of Britney!! MMMMMMMMM Britneyhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Nick "I've been to the edge, MMMMThere I stood and looked down."

Here's some unchained Britney for ya! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif


http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

http://www.britneyspears.org/pictures/magazines/usaweekend/11.jpg

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

Ah that Britney! She keeps my flame burning!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif http://starbase111.home.mindspring.com/renoflame.gif

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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!


Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

Wes, dude, edit that guy out!

He's gonna scare Brtiney. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

Conmee,
Exactly what the doctor ordered!!

Somebody Get Me A BRITNEY!!!

"Conmee!!!! Oh my god! You're back!! Give me a hug and a KISS!!!!" http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Don't mind if I do! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

http://www.britneyspears.org/pictures/25hotteststars/03.jpg

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

"Yes! It's great to be on the show today! Hey, there's Conmee and DIF in the front row! I LOVE THOSE GUYS!!!" http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

http://www.britneyspears.org/pictures/theview/01.jpg

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

Okay, I have no idea if this will work...it's my first attempt to post a pic...

GUYS, LOOK! I JUST GOT THIS PICTURE, DIRECT FROM 5150! WE'LL ALL BE HAPPY WITH THIS SINGER!

http://www.beautifulcelebrities.com/pictures/speb/51.jpg



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Joe

Member of E.B.A.S.

People that I hate or people that just scare me: Ray Daniels, David C********, Mitch Malloy, and there are many more :)

ohhhh, she's soooooo hot!!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
conmee, you rule!!!!

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E.B.A.S.
I know I would!!!

"That's fascinating, Conmee, but how about you and your buddy DIF come over here and help me get naked, uh, I mean 'more comfortable'!" http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Well, DIF, you gonna help me out with Britney or what?!??! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

http://www.britneyspears.org/pictures/magazines/fhm/09.jpg

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

I'm there like nobody's bidness. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Dear god... look at those (*)(*)'s. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

I wouldn't mind slipping my sausage between her mellons. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

(all of a sudden, I'm hungry... http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif )

Fantastic pics, con. Our fellow peeps should be proud. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

britney spears...uh, i fucked hrr http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by nightprowler_01 (edited July 24, 2000 at 12:39 AM).]

[This message has been edited by nightprowler_01 (edited July 24, 2000 at 12:41 AM).]

mmmmmmmmm!!!!!

[This message has been edited by @gent (edited July 24, 2000 at 01:05 AM).]

schwing!!! hey, never tried spellin that before. excellent pics. Thanks for renewing my membership DIF. no problem with the misunderstanding, but yeah, i've been as horny as the rest of ya since day 1.

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E.B.A.S

Thanks guys!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif EBAS

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Nick "I've been to the edge, MMMMThere I stood and looked down."

http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

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EBAS!!!!

(VV)


[This message has been edited by Vinnie Velvet (edited July 24, 2000 at 04:18 PM).]

is it me, or did it suddenly get cold in this thread http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif
http://user.chollian.net/~bleeth/brit/0601.jpg

E.B.A.S

[This message has been edited by Mark Van Halen (edited July 24, 2000 at 04:26 PM).]

Get ready to change your pants!

http://www.angelfire.com/ny4/noaveragejoe/3.jpg



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Joe

Member of E.B.A.S.

People that I hate or people that just scare me: Ray Daniels, David C********, Mitch Malloy, and there are many more :)

You guys, check out my Britney version of David Lee Roth's "A Little Ain't Enough"...

"Your Boobies Look Just Fine To Me" words modified by me!

Britney thinks her boobs are never gonna grow no bigger
And I don't think she's ever gonna want me back
And Britney's boobs take patience
They're like a full-time occupation
Britney's boobs make everythin' else go last!
Hey Britney, gal, you know they've had enough time to grow
She gives me the excuse
She won't let the subject go

Oh, I say Britney
Boobies ain't a luxury
Oh, I say Britney
Your boobies look just fine to me

I ain't believing that you needin' no push-up bra
Cause honey, baby, your boobies look so nice
She says 'there's a Sears bra sale today'
I tell her 'you better not go there, girl!'
You were born with such a nice set
And they don't need to be no bigger
Hey Britney, gal, you know they've had enough time to grow
She gives me the excuse
She won't let the subject go

Oh, I say Britney
Boobies ain't a luxury
Oh, I say Britney
Your boobies look just fine to me


Well, what do you guys think?




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Joe

Member of E.B.A.S.

People that I hate or people that just scare me: Ray Daniels, David C********, Mitch Malloy, and there are many more :)

Mark Van Halen...Thank you sir. that was the coolest (coldest http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif) post since Dimoncutr posted the vhnd link. So I will now also begin building a small tasteful shrine to you in my home.
I am happy cuz I can see Britney's nipples now http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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E.B.A.S

sure thing aquatic http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif


E.B.A.S

[This message has been edited by Mark Van Halen (edited July 24, 2000 at 06:35 PM).]

Damn, I've GOT to figure out how to work my scanner. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

Great pics by con and NoaverageJoe, and Mark VH.

NoaverageJoe, fine work on the song. I've never seen the word "boobies" so prevalent before. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Now, go back and look at the pic that Mark VH pisted. Look at Brit's waist. Look at those those hips. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

It's just not fair to the other girls that inhabit this planet, is it? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Great work NOaverageJOE!!! Well fellas, I've re-written She's My Machine and Joe's re-written A Little Ain't Enough, anyone else have a special Britney twist on a DLR song?!?! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

"CONMEE!!!! You are SOOOOOOO adorable!!!! Come over here and give lil' ol' Britney a teeny tiny kiss!" http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

I'll be right there, darlin', soon as I change my pants! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

http://www.britneyspears.org/pictures/magazines/ew/06.jpg

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif LOL NOaverageJOE, I just put in A Little Aint Enough and your words fit it like a pair of double D's in an underwire special at Victoria's!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif


E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

"Conmee, baby, I wish we wouldn't have lost my skimpy spring dress on the beach last night while we were together, cuz your pants are too big for me! What'll the neighbors say??!?!" http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

http://www.britneyspears.org/pictures/magazines/instyle/01.jpg

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

I could give less than a rat's ass what the neighbors say...

I'm sneaking up from behind to give Britney a back door special. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

Once again I think it is appropriate to say MMMMMMMMMMMM Britney. E.B.A.S http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif MMMMMMM That's good stuff

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Nick "I've been to the edge, MMMMThere I stood and looked down."

[This message has been edited by Unchained Wolfie (edited July 24, 2000 at 11:20 PM).]

Don't you just hate that damn dirty old man next door? He's always creeping Britney out!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/mad.gif


E.B.A.S. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif

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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!


Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

Thanks for the compliments! As long as Britney's in the spotlite for MTV, we'll always get new pics!

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Joe

Member of E.B.A.S.

People that I hate or people that just scare me: Ray Daniels, David C********, Mitch Malloy, and there are many more :)

ohhhhhhhhh, mmmmmmmmmmmm
okay, i'm done http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by laner (edited July 25, 2000 at 09:31 AM).]

Hey, am I getting hornier, or are the pics getting better? I don't care if people think she looks like a fish, as long as she doesn't taste like tuna http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

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[This message has been edited by Aquatic Punk (edited July 25, 2000 at 01:26 PM).]

Hell she could call then Ven Helan and they'd swarm in! Hell we'd all think it would make her even cuter!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!


Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

good call, wes!!

She probably thinks Van Halen's a car for all we know http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif But I understand she likes Aerosmith (one song probably).

Anyway I've got some pictures with Right Now captions coming at you soon. This is hilarious.

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The Realm | Strange is Beautiful (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)

JWS_5150,

I was just going to go to your site and find your Britney parody of the Right Now video and post some of the pics in this thread. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif


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"i still dream big thanx to Van Halen music!" - Eddie_italian
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to...
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have! "1989" (http://www.vhvault.com/1989/)

A shot of the A/C control at the Nickelodeon function...
http://www.geocities.com/ie4lover/images/accontrol.gif
Here's a couple samples of Right Now, Britney Style in general...
http://www.geocities.com/ie4lover/images/pissed.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/ie4lover/images/understand.jpg
More stuff like this at http://realm.htmlplanet.com/rightnow - make sure you're using IE. I'm working on an upgraded version featuring preloading and no clicking :)

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5150
The Realm | Strange is Beautiful (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)

[This message has been edited by JWS_5150 (edited July 26, 2000 at 12:35 PM).]

[This message has been edited by JWS_5150 (edited July 26, 2000 at 12:36 PM).]

You know this thread would rule the Links if Britney ever admitted that she likes Van Halen!

E.B.A.S. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif

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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!


Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

[This message has been edited by WesIsOnFire (edited July 26, 2000 at 12:40 AM).]

I love you guys!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif

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Nick "I've been to the edge, MMMMThere I stood and looked down."

You know it, Wes. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

If she ever said she liked them, conmee would be seen as a prophet and shit. LOL http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

"Damn, conmee, how'd you KNOW?" http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Well, she probably can't spell VH, but that's just another reason to love her, eh? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Jws_5150, way too funny!!! lol!!!

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Joe

Member of E.B.A.S.

People that I hate or people that just scare me: Ray Daniels, David C********, Mitch Malloy, and there are many more :)

Glad you enjoyed it--here's another shot, not neccessarily of Britney:

http://www.geocities.com/ie4lover/images/psworkout.jpg

Hopefully no one's name died (did you read the latest updates?)

P.S. I don't want to go off topic http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif so here's another Brit shot:

http://www.geocities.com/ie4lover/images/kinky.jpg

Have fun http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif
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5150
The Realm | Strange is Beautiful (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)

[This message has been edited by JWS_5150 (edited July 26, 2000 at 02:11 PM).]

http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif MMMMM

[This message has been edited by Unchained Wolfie (edited July 26, 2000 at 05:16 PM).]

if you want to give britney an orgasm, give me a HELL YEAH!

E.B.A.S

If Britney gives YOU an orgasm, gimme a HELL YEAH!!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

HELL YEAH and HELL YEAH!!

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Nick "I've been to the edge, MMMMThere I stood and looked down."

Word, Unchained Wolfie. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif Hell yeah!

Jws_5150, nice pics, man. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

My peeps laner and Mark Van Halen are laughing it up. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif (Me too. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif )

I still think it was Britney in that McDonald's pic that Might VH posted in the "special sauce" thread. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

hell yeah, hell yeah, and jws5150 is a funny dude!!!

Glad you're likin' 'em--I'm working up a completely new batch very soon, you should enjoy them http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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5150
The Realm | Strange is Beautiful (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)

As promised, another Right Now clip--notice what she's hanging on to http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif
http://www.geocities.com/ie4lover/images/ebasrightnow.jpg
Hell yeah.

I get more evil every minute...damn good thing everything's back online http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

I'm very pleased to see that my rush job parody is doing so well (this was just an idea I threw together a few months ago cuz I was bored http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif) I might take requests for captions--I'll keep you posted.

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5150
The Realm | Strange is Beautiful (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)

[This message has been edited by JWS_5150 (edited July 27, 2000 at 04:56 PM).]

LMFAO!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

THAT'S some funny stuff, JWS. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

I think that earns you "Post Of The Week" honors in this thread. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

"Right Now Down In Flames Is Laughing." http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Post of the Week? I'm honored http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

As soon as I get more pics and captions to go with them I'll put 'em up here--this rocks. I just have to dig through my archives and figure out what to upload http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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5150
The Realm | Strange is Beautiful (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)
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Right Now we all hope Van Halen is planning a world tour :)

http://www.britney-spears.fsnet.co.uk/britney6.jpg

Nipple shot!!!!!!!!

http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

Got another one for ya:

http://www.britney-spears.fsnet.co.uk/britney22.jpg

MMM Beefy.

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Nick "I've been to the edge, MMMMThere I stood and looked down."

Get a load of this:

http://popmusic.acmecity.com/backstage/80/pics/misc1.jpg

Yowza!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif

Great pics, man. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Hey, peeps, you know what that says in the pic?

It says, "Property of Down In Flames." http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

Unchained Puppy http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif dude, you need to learn another language, because you completely mis-read what that caption said. LOL. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

I repeat - "Property of Down In Flames."

Aww, yeah... Britney's speaking the language of love with DIF. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

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E.B.A.S.

Eat Britney And Smile!

Actually DIF it SAYS "Property of the Atomic Drunks"http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

You know what I'm laughing about?

The fact that conmee's going to read the words completely differently, too. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

All I have to say for the pic is, "Hooray For Boobies." http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Ok no that's totally wrong! I took French in high school and it says "I like WesIsOnFire. He's just the cutest and sexiest guy Alive!" http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif

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Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!


Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

Damn fine work chadsex.

I couldn't come up with a caption for this one http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

http://www.geocities.com/ie4lover/images/BritneySpears8.jpg
If I were James Hetfield on those Camp Chaos videos I'd be stuck in an endless loop of "LEATHER GOOD! LEATHER GOOD!"
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5150 And Proud
The Realm | Strange is Beautiful (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)
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E.B.A.S.

[This message has been edited by JWS_5150 (edited July 28, 2000 at 08:03 AM).]

No it says "Was it good for You Unchained Wolfie? Because it was for me."

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Nick "I've been to the edge, MMMMThere I stood and looked down."

Ok WES me and DIF are arguing on what it says, but I think we can both tell you it doesn't say that! Were sure right Down?

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Nick "I've been to the edge, MMMMThere I stood and looked down."

huh huh....cool..cool. very nice pictures....now, on a completely different topic, I have to go to the bathroom http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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E.B.A.S

Leather great!!!!!!

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E.B.A.S.
I know I would!!!

what a coincidence, i also have to go to the bathroom http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Good God Y'all!!!!!!

Now, looky here, boys! I speak fluent French, and I can assure you that the caption read, "Just thinkin' 'bout conmee makes my nipples hard!" http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Also, props to all you great fans out there for postin' pics! Especially that leather outfit!!!!! HOT DAMN!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Well, guys, I gotta go grab my... um... Pete's Wicked Ale, yeah that's it, and a flat spliff. My thread is up to 10 pages and it's bringin' a tear to my eye! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Beer and spliffs on me over in AD!!!! http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

E.B.A.S.
E.U.A.S.
A.D.

"I still dream big thanx to Britney's 'spheres'!"--conmee

conmee

Britney in leather...

"And on the seventh day, God rested..." http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

There should be a federal mandate stating that if Britney wants to stay in the U.S. she HAS to wear leather 24-7. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

JWS, you've got some FINE pics, my man. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

Unchained Wolfie, Wes, and conmee, how is it that none of us can agree of what that caption says? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

(It says "Property of Down In Flames" for the record - I double checked with Britney herself. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif )

conmee,

My words exactly ("hot damn"). I thought of a caption for it too:

"Right now, cows are happy because Britney didn't use too much leather. E.B.A.S. members are also happy she didn't wear too much leather." http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

Or something like that--I juuuust made it up hehehehe. I found this one website full of Britney pics--I've gotta find that baby and link it on the thread.

Let's keep this baby going http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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5150 And Proud
The Realm | Strange is Beautiful (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)
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E.B.A.S.

http://www.geocities.com/ie4lover/images/britney05.jpg
Right now, you wish you were the bicycle. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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5150 And Proud
The Realm | Strange is Beautiful (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)
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E.B.A.S.

hey man, if i was the bike, i wouldn't care if i was pink http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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E.B.A.S.
I know I would!!!

http://www.geocities.com/ie4lover/images/britney46.jpg
She's waiting so patiently http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif


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5150 And Proud
The Realm | Strange is Beautiful (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)
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E.B.A.S.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:
Britney in leather...

"And on the seventh day, God rested..." http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

There should be a federal mandate stating that if Britney wants to stay in the U.S. she HAS to wear leather 24-7. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

JWS, you've got some FINE pics, my man. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

Unchained Wolfie, Wes, and conmee, how is it that none of us can agree of what that caption says? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

(It says "Property of Down In Flames" for the record - I double checked with Britney herself. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif )<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That mandate ain't a bad idea--I've got another Britney In Leather to go up tomorrow after I handle some cropping/resizing (those bastards just had to add all that promotional trash to a kick-ass picture) and maybe a caption. Ida know, the straight-shots work for me http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif More to come from my realm...don't you worry 'bout that http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

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5150 And Proud
The Realm | Strange is Beautiful (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)
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E.B.A.S.

now i wish i was the outfit http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif