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Snakeman
08.17.00, 01:22 PM
Ok let's recap shall we.
Cherone's OUT.
WB say's Roth MUST be back to keep VH contract.
No freakin news from DLR or VH.
Dave's IN.
Recording NEW material at 5150.
No freakin news from DLR or VH.
Posters have SEEN new CD Cover and SONG TITLES.
No freakin news from DLR or VH
DJ announces DLR still solo no reunion.
Rumors of Roth/VH on Spetember 7th MTV awards.
STILL no freakin news from DLR/VH!
Its going on a year.
I have been waiting patiently, quietly and hopefully but I AM ABOUT TO GO POSTAL IF WE DON'T GET SOMETHING FROM DLR OR VH SOON!!
whew.........Thank You......I ,, I feel much better now......I will go back into my corner and,, and play VH 2 and Women and Children First and wait some more... I can do this... I know I can do this...stay calm... get a grip... it will all be over soon.....
LTLDREAMER
08.17.00, 02:03 PM
Hang in there snakeman. We're all in the same boat. Close your eyes, crank some classic VH, take a deep breath....and.....ahhhhhhh....can you feel it?.....it's coming.....http://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif
[This message has been edited by LTLDREAMER (edited August 17, 2000 at 03:04 PM).]
Eddie_italian
08.17.00, 02:13 PM
Ya know ... waiting for the new cd till november when Cerone left Van Halen i start to do some Yoga ! http://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif
YUNNNKKKKKKK http://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif
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Eddie_italian from Italy --- member of the G4
the van baron
08.17.00, 05:10 PM
... i feel the same way, it really is unreal how this band can effect your mood...no better yet "LIFE". I'am a fuck'n monster !
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IN 1984 VH JUMPED PANAMA TOPPED JIMMY AND DROPPED DEAD LEGS?..I'LL WAIT.
(((sitting Indian Style, burning incents)))
OHhhhhhmmmmmmmmm Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm Ohmmmmmmmmm
Hey if it helps Eddie Italian it might help me!! http://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif
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((Just My Two Cents))
and thats about what its worth
Hehehehe,
Funny OLO.http://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif
*-{Head-Hunter}-*
08.18.00, 02:47 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OLO:
(((sitting Indian Style, burning incents)))
OHhhhhhmmmmmmmmm Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm Ohmmmmmmmmm
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sounds like me haha.
TD Wolfdog
08.18.00, 04:42 PM
What else you burnin OLO?
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"The reason most critics prefer Elvis Costello to Van Halen is......most of the critics look like Elvis Costello." DLR
I understand all of your impatients. While Eddie is off fucking off at a Britney Spears concert. WE are fucking left for dead. "Come on Eddie, get your priorities straight."Peace out Eddie Van Halen.
Snakeman
08.20.00, 05:41 PM
Thanks guys! I feel much betta' now. I listened to the first 6 VH cd's.Ah yes the memories came flooding back. Then I called my girlfreind from 1979 and told her how much I loved her and Van Halen. She hasn't seen or heard from me in 21 years and was a bit taken back. She proceeded to tell me that she was happily married to a Dentist in Rochester N.Y and had to go. I wasn't buyin it so I jumped on the first palne to N.Y and went to her house wher she had me arrested for trespassing. After posting bail I put VH2 in my walkman and the memories came back again. Wait a minute.......that little bitch! ....She did the same thing to me in 79'! .........That little witch.....I'm gonna....ARG!!!!!! I gotta go guy's but thanks for the advice...I sure as hell have the VH/Roth situation out of my mind for a while... Now let me see where did I put those nudie pics of her I used to have. GOD BLESS THE INTERNET!
Oh Yeah snake! I got the VH memories too bro. In 1984 I was 11, and that's when I first discovered something very special about myself. I discovered Masturbation, and VH. I guess I just have to jerk off to relive some of those great memories. Wait a minute! I've been jerking off for the past 16 Years! I know how to LIVE!Peace out.
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A little zen... Headed your way...
Snakeman
08.22.00, 07:00 AM
ZEN ME!
I am all out of old V.H....
I have worked my way through the Van-Hagar...
I am now looking at the VH3 CD cover...
I am loading it into CD Player.
I am hitting "Random" Play (Hold Me I'm Scared)....
Deep Breath...In.. Out... In .. Out
Adjust Volume......
OH MY GOD NO! Sweet Jesus! NO! NO! NO!
................................
It loaded "How Many Say I?"
(Sobbing)....For Christ Sake! DLR/VH PLEASE make an announcement....Please for the love of humanity ....I jus't can't do this much longer...I will just curl up into the fetal position and bide my time....Men in white coats now enter my room and stop VH3 and Eddy's ahem..VOCALS.. They proceed to place straight jacket on me and start a Valium I.V.
It will be ok.....................For Now.
LTLDREAMER
08.22.00, 11:17 AM
http://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif
sinner's swing
08.23.00, 12:45 AM
ummmmm ummmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmm http://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gifhttp://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gifhttp://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif
hey it works.
is it just me or does Head Hunter sound more like Dave everyday or what? http://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif
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"stayin' round here takes patience,
it's like a full time occupation
I've become a diplomaniac"
Down In Flames
08.23.00, 02:59 AM
Dave who? http://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/confused.gif
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"Sayonara, Suicide, Hari-Kari, Kamikaze, you won't see another evening, bye-bye..."
Official Bartender Of VHLinks
Snakeman
08.23.00, 09:18 AM
After a night in a padded room and a Valium trickle I.V. I am at peace. I am now one with the universe. All is well. The morning sun glistens of the dew which glazes the grass. Butterflies dance in flight as squirrels scamper about. Women and children play in a park........wait a minute....Women and Children......David Lee....Eddy....Alex.....Mike....VAN HALEN..Oh no!....I'm flashing back to 1980 again!......But it's not 1980 and Van halen STILL has made no announcement . Heart starts to race....sweaty palms...starting to hyperventilate.....I'm loosing it all over again!.......Valium wearing off....Gotta head back to the padded room...hope my I.V. is still available....PRAY FOR ME!
Eddie_italian
08.23.00, 11:43 AM
HUUUMMMMMMMMM !!! .... AUUUHHMMMMMMMMMMM !!!
I'm continuing with my Yoga excercises ! http://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif http://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif
Eddie_italian
08.23.00, 11:46 AM
HAUUUMMMMMMMM ! AHHUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM !!
Waiting for the new Van Halen realase , we may start a "Yoga" forum ! http://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif YUNNNNNNKKKK http://208.50.7.95/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif
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Eddie_italian from Italy --- member of the G4
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