On this morning's show he said :

President Lincoln spent the last day before he was shot in Monroe, Maryland.

President Kennedy spent the last day before he was shot in Marilyn Monroe.

On this morning's show he said :

President Lincoln spent the last day before he was shot in Monroe, Maryland.

President Kennedy spent the last day before he was shot in Marilyn Monroe.

Hahahahaha!!!

I read the title of this thread (even before seeing who the author was) and was going to reply with a "fuck you" reply. lmao

Glad I read it first. :o

Yup, Dave's got wit buddy. :)

Watch this thread turn into "Dave ain't as funny as..." :rolleyes:

LMAO!!!

http://podcast.david.freefm.com/dlr/738.mp3

I always get a few laugh out loud moments during Dave's show.
I can totally see why some people don't care for DLR, but something about him just cracks me up.
I think he's going to be very successful at this once they tweak a few things.

Oh yeah, I'm a huge Stern fan, but I find myself listening to Dave more.

Too bad ou guys don't have Sirius.

On this morning's show he said :

President Lincoln spent the last day before he was shot in Monroe, Maryland.

President Kennedy spent the last day before he was shot in Marilyn Monroe.
He also said "Speaking of the holiday". Did anybody else get the impression that he didn't know which holiday today was?

I've been enjoying DLR's show - Only problem is that since I listen online I guess they don't run the local NYC commercials and I hear the ads for "Fun with Dick and Jane" three times in a row.

Too bad ou guys don't have Sirius.

I might be getting Sirius someday Hagarita but it wouldn't be for Stern.

I wonder how Larry David didn't come up with that line already?

On this morning's show he said :

President Lincoln spent the last day before he was shot in Monroe, Maryland.

President Kennedy spent the last day before he was shot in Marilyn Monroe.
This is an old joke. Roth didn't make it up.

Too bad ou guys don't have Sirius.

My AM commute is like 20min. Why would I want to pay for Stern's show? I was a Stern fan, but I mostly stopped listening anyways because his show just became less funny and the same ol' "naked girl in the tickle chair" thing. Mind you, my local station that carried Stern has gone to the "Jack FM" format, so they're not carrying Dave. Even so, I'll stream him when I can, but I'm not paying for a station to beam music to me that I already own, to to hear the same old Stern show with a little more swearing...

On this morning's show he said :

President Lincoln spent the last day before he was shot in Monroe, Maryland.

President Kennedy spent the last day before he was shot in Marilyn Monroe.

Funny stuff...

On this morning's show he said :

President Lincoln spent the last day before he was shot in Monroe, Maryland.

President Kennedy spent the last day before he was shot in Marilyn Monroe.

I first heard this "joke" when I was in the seventh grade. Somehow, 20 years later, it just doesn't seem that funny...just kind of tired.

This thread would be better served without comments from the Hagaritas.

This thread would be better served without comments from the Hagaritas.

Where's Olo when you really need him??

I never heard the joke before Roth told it.

Here is a link where you can see the Lincoln/Kennedy joke. www.jokecenter.com/joke.cfm?id=7785

Where's Olo when you really need him??

I never heard the joke before Roth told it.

What seems to be the problem loons??

Very old joke.

Very old joke.

Whatever Hagarita :rolleyes: :p

This is an old joke. Roth didn't make it up.


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I never said he made it up. I said he's a pisser! :thumb: