Lets try to keep all stupid question in one thread.

Here's a few to get started....


Will Wolfgang play a Jack Daniels bass?

Will Wolfgang play the intro to RWTD with his teeth like MA?

What Are The Chances Of Them Playing Unreleased Pre-1978 Songs? (sorry)

Which song from Sam's tenure with VH would you like to see Dave Sing? (sorry)

So is Wolf a high school dropout now? (sorry)

Here's a question I have and this as a good a thread as any:

Regular tickets are being sold at Ticketmaster AND Livenation.com -- is there an advantage to one over the other in terms of seat selection or website performance etc.

Lets try to keep all stupid question in one thread.

Here's a few to get started....


Will Wolfgang play a Jack Daniels bass?

Will Wolfgang play the intro to RWTD with his teeth like MA?

What Are The Chances Of Them Playing Unreleased Pre-1978 Songs? (sorry)

Which song from Sam's tenure with VH would you like to see Dave Sing? (sorry)

So is Wolf a high school dropout now? (sorry)

No. No. Zero. Summer Nights. He's probably home schooled (or the girl from the Hot for Teacher video is teaching him the golden rule).

Here's a question I have and this as a good a thread as any:

Regular tickets are being sold at Ticketmaster AND Livenation.com -- is there an advantage to one over the other in terms of seat selection or website performance etc.

I've wondered this myself, but I have a hunch that Livenation.com might funnel you to the Ticketmaster web site to buy them.

Plus, with the show I'm interested in (Greensboro), the Greensboro Coliseum lists Ticketmaster.com as selling tickets on Saturday, but says nothing of Livenation.com.

Uhh, yeah. Any chance of Gary Cherone joining them sometime on the tour? :)

I have a question: I did not handle the ticket buying on the last tour...my parents bought me the 5 Star Package...but even so I bouhgt 2 regular tickets when they went on sale...and they were pretty good. I'm starting to get nervous about all the talk about brokers and high prices like into the astronomical price ranges and I'm wondering was there talk of this on the last tour? Because I don't remember hearing about all this. Either way I will be there in Toronto...I just have the sick gut feeling for some reason....

Thank you for posting this. Each time I've come to this site I've thought we hit rock bottom. Hopefully more people will post their stupid questions here.

The Live Nation links for tickets send you directly to Ticketmaster.

My personal favorite was "Which song from Sam's tenure with VH would you like to see Dave Sing?"

You forgot to mention the following stupid questions:

What would you rather have, No Dave or No Mike?

If offered free tickets, would you see Van Halen 2007 or The Other Half?

What DLR solo song should VH play? (sorry)

As a fan going to one of these shows, what would you rather be classified as: a sheep, a tard or an apologist?

Uhh, yeah. Any chance of Gary Cherone joining them sometime on the tour? :)

Heh! Maybe he'll open for Bob Marley's 9th son?

As a fan going to one of these shows, what would you rather be classified as: a sheep, a tard or an apologist?



Is it possible to be an apoloshard?

Is it possible to be an apoloshard?

I don't know. It kinda sounds like it would hurt. ;)

I don't know. It kinda sounds like it would hurt. ;)

:o

What Montrose song should VH play on the tour? (sorry)


Some of these are plane dumb.

Holy shit! There's actually been some GOOD questions asked in this thread. I suggest a new approach: Make this thread the one where all the SMART questions are asked; the rest of the board seems to have the dumb shit covered five times over.

Will DLR/VH play any Hagar songs? (sorry)

Which song from Sam's tenure with VH would you like to see Dave Sing?

Of course, it'll never happen. But in my dreams :

Amsterdam, right after Bottoms Up and Take Your Whiskey Home. What a sequence!:headbang:

Should David Lee Roth/Gary Cherone have an arm-wrestling match prior to the show, whereupon the winner (in 2 out of 3) will be the lead vocalist of the night?

The consolation prize will be that the loser of the match gets to pick the opening song:

David Lee Roth would open with "Josephina" or "How Many Say I?"
Gary Cherone would have to open with "Sunday Afternoon In The Park":D

Will DLR/VH play any Hagar songs? (sorry)

will h*bunter quit sayin (sorry) (sorry)

Will the VH roadies use the famous "numbers" system to find Dave's toupee between songs?

Do you think Dave will say the following?

"Look at all the people here tonight!"
"The only people who put ice tea in their Jack Daniels' bottles are the Clash!"
"I'm gonna fuck your girlfirend."

will h*bunter quit sayin (sorry) (sorry)


OK (sorry) ;)

Why are asteroids called asteroids and hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids. Shouldn't it be the other way around. (sory)
Ok seriously, the question below this thread belongs here. Who will play keyboards. I believe a CD player will be.

He's probably home schooled (or the girl from the Hot for Teacher video is teaching him the golden rule).

She's probably still attractive for her age, but that woman has gotta be pushin' 50 by now. (sorry)