Smokin' 5150
09.13.01, 12:55 PM
In this darkest hour, as a minor diversion from our American (perhaps Worldwide) nightmare, I offer the following:
Kabul Wobble
They've hit Rome, London, Paris
Osama thinks he's gotten away with it all
Around the world, terrorizing every corner
But this time he's hit the wall
There's a shitty town, in the middle of the desert
You won't go there once, (their beards have lice).
Lot's of camel shit, piles by the dozens
A hundred Cruise Missles may make the Taliban look nice
We gonna bomb their streets
We'll drive Osama into the sea
He's gonna do a little dance, called the Kabul Wobble
It's alright by me
Come on, the U.S. will take you down
This attack was your last
We're gonna take you down
Face down in Kabul
Kissing our ASS
Face down,
Down in Kabul
Take you down,
Down in Kabul
Face down,
Down in Kabul
Doin' the Kabul Wobble
It ain't poetry (barely rhymes or makes sense) but I hope it brings a smile.
Kabul Wobble
They've hit Rome, London, Paris
Osama thinks he's gotten away with it all
Around the world, terrorizing every corner
But this time he's hit the wall
There's a shitty town, in the middle of the desert
You won't go there once, (their beards have lice).
Lot's of camel shit, piles by the dozens
A hundred Cruise Missles may make the Taliban look nice
We gonna bomb their streets
We'll drive Osama into the sea
He's gonna do a little dance, called the Kabul Wobble
It's alright by me
Come on, the U.S. will take you down
This attack was your last
We're gonna take you down
Face down in Kabul
Kissing our ASS
Face down,
Down in Kabul
Take you down,
Down in Kabul
Face down,
Down in Kabul
Doin' the Kabul Wobble
It ain't poetry (barely rhymes or makes sense) but I hope it brings a smile.