I am cleaning the house "right now" but I just wanted to come to this site right here to say, even though I have never tried writing this before..."The Joe Wheater Body Builder right here I say!" I hope everyone knows what I am talking about! Now,lets all watch this topic drop to the bottom by Friday! Bye!!!

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2711 The Night Belongs To Michelob.

I cleaned my house today, too but I never felt inclined to make such a bold statement as that......you must of inhaled to much lysol!
Actually, I have no idea what your post means,I'm just trying to get another star!!!!

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Do you believe in a miracle?

ummm...I am just gonna pretend I know what that means because I also think I am really close to a 5th star. so, good to hear girlgonebad

Dude GirlGoneBad! I want whatever it is you are smokinghttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif


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What's up Girl? I don't know what you are talking about either. Why did you change your username? I thought your old one was funny.http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif



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Yeh, why not, that's what I reckon!

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A little zen... Headed your way...

What is up, GirlGoneBad (Dave)?

I have a feeling this is going to be a massive forty-page thread before you know it.

I have no fookin' clue what you're talking about, by the way. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif I'm not sure why I'm posting here, cuz I can't get any more stars!

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"i still dream big thanx to Van Halen music!" - Eddie_italian
"Rockin' steady in her daddy's car, she got the stereo with the big guitars..."

Oh you guys come on!!!! If you thought that post was weird...then I will start talkin' weird! I am gonna say a couple things right now that some of you may laugh or say "what the....."...The guy from the Quaker Oates Box came on my bed last night the size of a Lincoln Log or Double A battery and threw sand in my eyes then jumped off the bed and was gone. I played tic tac toe on my chest with lipstick. I had to eat maple syrup with dog hair one night and listen to the Best Of Elton John...Gell Tin Hawn if you will. Then a horse in a tuxedo made scrambled eggs at 3 in the morning.I overcook macaroni and cheese the velveta kind and eat it,then I go to Dairy Queen and stick my ass in the window and show them what soft serve really is.....I want to stub my toes on a coffee table. Someone put glass at the end of my Crocidile Mile,or Slip And Slide for those who don't know. I had to eat Peanut Butter and thumb tacks......no no no!! One day last July I had to sit bare ass on hot leather car seats with a wool sweater on,windows up and heat on and eat "Devil Dogs"...is there anything drier than a Devil Dog!?!?!?!?! WOW! You do not want a glass of sand after running in the heat.One time my sister used all the milk so I had to eat my Lucky Charms with water.The face of God appeared on a towel when I got out of the shower.I am not going to bed until I have a Flinstone Push Up Pop....does anyone remember Jem? The rock and rollesk Barbie?! Classic! My old Principal made me hook the jumper cables up to my nipples and hold the car battery and charge me up then he tied me to the wall and shot me in the face with a Super Soaker full of Chinese Hot Mustard.Ever put your hands in the freezer when they are wet and get ice cubes....you get stuck real quick and are bumming....oh by the way assholes...just kidding!! No really,The "Joe Weed Er Body Builder" was a exercise mechanism from porbably the 70's cause I have on many VH/Dave boots from the clubs Dave saying the song "Babe Don't Leave Me Alone" that it is a good ad for the Joe Weed Er body builder....HOW can no one know what I mean!?!?! Is this the VH discussion or Andy Gibb one?!?!Hahahahahaha! Well, I have had enough,it is raining here like Forest Gump when he was in Viet Nam. Everyone drink a friggin' Ecto Cooler and eat a ring ding when they used to come individually wrapped in tin foil with a Mark Mcgwire Oakland A's card in the box.Bye!

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2711 The Night Belongs To Michelob.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...... Mustard........

(8(|) <---Homer Simpson Smily

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A little zen... Headed your way...

Thank You Goo. I am going to bed..it is 2:51

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2711 The Night Belongs To Michelob.

http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/confused.gif This is without a doubt the strangest thread I've ever read. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/confused.gif

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"Someone asked me the other day what I thought I had learned about making music after all these years, and I said, 'Nothing'." -EVH

Thanks Wolfie! Right Turn Clyde

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2711 The Night Belongs To Michelob.

What was funny Swollen Princess? It's the name of a song by Nuno, I believe. I fail to see the humor in that.

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"A good friend of mine used to say, 'This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.' Think about that for a while." Nuke LaLoosh

It's too damn hot for penguins just to be walkin' around.

A lot of humans didn't know it was a song by Nuno and cause I was a boy,they were shocked to learn I was a boy with that name. Everyone probably thought at some time I liked the tube steak but that isn't the case,even though again my user name is female related(GirlGoneBad!).But everyone now knows what I am(I hope...).

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2711 The Night Belongs To Michelob.

Someone just hannded me a slip of paper, don't eat the brown acid, repeat girlgonebad, don't eat the brown acid!
Thank you and good night.

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Two tears in a bucket, if you ain't down with that we've got two words for ya...SUCK IT!
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BigDogDo holy shit!!!!!!! You won't beleive this but I bought Woodstock yesterday on VHS!!!!! Just to have,cause my rental movie place is going out of business! I can't beleive you said that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2711 The Night Belongs To Michelob.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GirlGoneBad!:
Oh you guys come on!!!! If you thought that post was weird...then I will start talkin' weird! I am gonna say a couple things right now that some of you may laugh or say "what the....."...The guy from the Quaker Oates Box came on my bed last night the size of a Lincoln Log or Double A battery and threw sand in my eyes then jumped off the bed and was gone. I played tic tac toe on my chest with lipstick. I had to eat maple syrup with dog hair one night and listen to the Best Of Elton John...Gell Tin Hawn if you will. Then a horse in a tuxedo made scrambled eggs at 3 in the morning.I overcook macaroni and cheese the velveta kind and eat it,then I go to Dairy Queen and stick my ass in the window and show them what soft serve really is.....I want to stub my toes on a coffee table. Someone put glass at the end of my Crocidile Mile,or Slip And Slide for those who don't know. I had to eat Peanut Butter and thumb tacks......no no no!! One day last July I had to sit bare ass on hot leather car seats with a wool sweater on,windows up and heat on and eat "Devil Dogs"...is there anything drier than a Devil Dog!?!?!?!?! WOW! You do not want a glass of sand after running in the heat.One time my sister used all the milk so I had to eat my Lucky Charms with water.The face of God appeared on a towel when I got out of the shower.I am not going to bed until I have a Flinstone Push Up Pop....does anyone remember Jem? The rock and rollesk Barbie?! Classic! My old Principal made me hook the jumper cables up to my nipples and hold the car battery and charge me up then he tied me to the wall and shot me in the face with a Super Soaker full of Chinese Hot Mustard.Ever put your hands in the freezer when they are wet and get ice cubes....you get stuck real quick and are bumming....oh by the way assholes...just kidding!! No really,The "Joe Weed Er Body Builder" was a exercise mechanism from porbably the 70's cause I have on many VH/Dave boots from the clubs Dave saying the song "Babe Don't Leave Me Alone" that it is a good ad for the Joe Weed Er body builder....HOW can no one know what I mean!?!?! Is this the VH discussion or Andy Gibb one?!?!Hahahahahaha! Well, I have had enough,it is raining here like Forest Gump when he was in Viet Nam. Everyone drink a friggin' Ecto Cooler and eat a ring ding when they used to come individually wrapped in tin foil with a Mark Mcgwire Oakland A's card in the box.Bye!

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Now see, That makes perfect sense! Why didn't you just say that from the start, mon? http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif



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RIGHT NOW....The original Van Halen is working together somewhere....

btw, it's joe weider. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GirlGoneBad!:
A lot of humans


But everyone now knows what I am(I hope...).

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If you're a what and not a who,don't keep us in suspense....what are you....


a bad trip from the 60's?

Is there a punchline to this?



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Do you believe in a miracle?

I'm from the future....I came here in a time machine that you invented...now I need to get back to the year 1985. Well someone know Joe Weider(spelling?) Pisser.

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2711 The Night Belongs To Michelob.

I know Joe Weider. I've taken Joe Weider's products. And you sir, are no Joe Weider.http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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RIGHT NOW....The original Van Halen is working together somewhere....

GirlGoneBad, somehow I just knew that you would dig that comment, must have our esp on the same channel!

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I never met a man does'nt owe somebody somethin
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Another Dream goes up in smoke!

Alright I say!Who wants to come over and play Pinball and listen to records?!

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2711 The Night Belongs To Michelob.

Told you this thread would be huge. http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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"i still dream big thanx to Van Halen music!" - Eddie_italian
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to...
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have! "1989" (http://www.vhvault.com/1989/)

And they always blame the damn cats. I don't, the cat's have to shit, it ain't none of my business!

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A little zen... Headed your way...

Goo you are right man! Lead Synth yeah this one is going dude!Everyone say hi in my thread please! Call me a dinkweed or whatever! Hahaha! If anyone in the Boston area would like to play pinball and listen to Drop Dead Legs then lets get it going! I usually program repeat a cd when I go to bed and last night it was the Best Of Alice Cooper so anyway, I woke up at like 4 with,you guessed it,the damn thing was skipping!!! That sucks!Here is today's Van Halen club days quote you must get,"I came out of my bedroom and said "Motherfucker this is Joe..." Tell me the song please and whatever else you have to say about it.

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2711 The Night Belongs To Michelob.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by GirlGoneBad!:
Everyone say hi ! Call me a dinkweed
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Hi Dinkweed!



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You only get one chance to make a good first impression.

I remember Gem GGB! My little sister had that doll and it was ugly!http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif
Hey Redfire I thought Swollen Princess was funny because he used to e-mail me and write from Dave the Swollen "whore" Princess.
I know it's a Nuno song. I think it's a funny name for a song too.http://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://216.10.25.192/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif


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I'm just a sucker for a pretty face...
Sometimes I just want to do nothing...