The Didgeridoo Thread...

[Down In Flames]

Good god, the "Musician's Corner" needs some life!!! http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif

Let Pappa DIF tell you all a story about the good old days...

Back in the day, when I was a mini-Flame, I used to roam the Australian Outback from time to time. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

(This was before I knew of Goo, because I'd have given him a, "Word up!" otherwise. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif )

In my travels one fine day, I stumbled across a long hollow piece of wood, so I picked it up and took a good look at it. It was straight and sturdy, so I decided to give it a blow.

(Hey... Your mother, for thinking what you're thinking. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif LOL.)

The sound it made was deep and beautiful. The tone was playful and comforting to my foreign ears.

A native Aboriginal man walked out of the bush and explained to me that what I was playing was a Didgeridoo (and being that I was fluent in Aboriginese http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif I could understand him). He went on to explain that it was a native instrument often played by his people.

I offered to play for him, but he couldn't stay. We shook hands, and I watched him fade back into the bush.

Being as I was in the Australian Outback as a very young child, with no food, no shelter, and no clothes but what was on my back, it was only natural that I pulled out my trusty piece of cardboard (that I NEVER leave home without) and proceeded to break-dance like a good peep should when inspired by a new discovery. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

While paying homage to the land 'Down Under' and giving spiritual props to the Didgeridoo gods through my break-dancing, I had the thought that somewhere, someday, I would have the opportunity to pass along my tale of how I discovered such a melodious instrument, in the hopes of spreading the good word of the Didgeridoo.

Thus, I give you...

The Didgeridoo Thread. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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"Fuck you. I give you my ass." - Rick S' dog, as interpreted by track 5

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[Goo]

Digeredoos rock ass man!

get onto napster and get a bit of yothu yindi into yo ass... waah wahh whaaaa


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A little zen... Headed your way...

[homeunit]

I have a didg and will one day have it in a song.

When I was playing in a band, I tried to convice my girlfriend to play it as an intro to a song, but she was too chicken!

[track 5]

I dig the part about Down being tired, hungry, thirsty, etc, and he pulls out his breakin' cardboard to celebrate. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif I mean what else COULD one do in such a pinch. Man to have seen the look of the bushman's faces when he was doing that. LOL.

And Homeunit, that would be cool to hear. Ya'll could start a new group. D-4! http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif Out

[Unchained Wolfie]

Will you give me Didgeridoo lessons DIF?? http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

[track 5]

Don't want to let this get lost in the shuffle. TO THE TOP! LOL.

[Down In Flames]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by track 5:
I dig the part about Down being tired, hungry, thirsty, etc, and he pulls out his breakin' cardboard to celebrate. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif I mean what else COULD one do in such a pinch. Man to have seen the look of the bushman's faces when he was doing that. LOL. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You know, come to think of it, the dude DID give me a funny look. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

It was quite the situation I found myself in. If it weren't for my newly found Didgeridoo, I don't know what would have become of me. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif


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"Fuck you. I give you my ass." - Rick S' dog, as interpreted by track 5

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[Unchained Wolfie]

This thread needs some life! What a story!! LOL http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Down In Flames]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by track 5:
Don't want to let this get lost in the shuffle. TO THE TOP! LOL. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Exactly, man. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

The didgeridoo is a magical instrument of peace. One can not come away after having listened to it's soothing sounds and not ask, "Where have all the flowers gone?" http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif

If only there were more didgeridoos and less tanks, the world would know PEACE! http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif LOL.

Come on, people! It's not to late!

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[YankeeRose]

LOL! That's funny DIF.http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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[Down In Flames]

Ah, the Digeridoo. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

How I love my Didgeridoo. Let me count the ways...

Did you know that a primitive version of the Didgeridoo was the basis for the American Civil War? http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/confused.gif

Oh yes, my friends. The North had a Didgeridoo and the South Did not. The South was quite jealous and wanted the Didgeridoo for itself. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif

The North would not hand it over, feeling that it was its own. It offered to play Didgeridoo concerts, but the South would have none of that.

Thus began the Civil War. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif

(More later... For now, talk amongst yourselves about the tragic effect that greed had over the South... http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif )

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"Fuck you. I give you my ass." - Rick S' dog, as interpreted by track 5

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[Down In Flames]

Hmmm... Surprising... No one takes "The Didgeridoo Thread" seriously. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/confused.gif

I'll have you uncultured peeps know that the Didgeridoo was the first instrument played on the moon in July of 1969.

The Didgeridoo also stopped "The Great Corn Famine" of Iowa, circa 1982. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif

You people... You need to be taught a lesson as to the ways of the Didgeridoo... http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif

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[Glenn]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:

I pulled out my trusty piece of cardboard (that I NEVER leave home without) and proceeded to break-dance
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Okay, hang on a minute. I'll admit, it took me two weeks to read this thread, so there may be some kind of statute of limitations. But isn't there a conflict of interest between the break-dancing and the patented Riverdance Jig???http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif



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[Down In Flames]

Oh, none at all, my friend. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

See, I have the Patented Riverdance Jig, but I have to "keep it real" as they say, with the break-dancing. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

I don't have a patent on break-dancing, though. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/redface.gif

I certainly wish I did. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

Hey now... Break-dancing set to the Didgeridoo? It could happen... http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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"Fuck you. I give you my ass." - Rick S' dog, as interpreted by track 5

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[Down In Flames]

Actually, Glenn, I forgot about :

Down In Flames' Patented Breakin' II - Electric Boogaloo Break Dance.

(DIF 2000) http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

Being that I have so many patents, you can understand how one could slip my mind... http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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[Down In Flames]

Why have I dug this badboy up? http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/confused.gif

Because I can. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

Once again, I give unto you my gift...

Behold, "The Didgeridoo Thread"... http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/redface.gif

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[Glenn]

It's got a bit of dust on it, but the legend lives.http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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[track 5]

It's good for the soul to dig up threads like this. I totally forgot how funny this thread is. Just trying to picture DIF runnin' and gunnin' with his cardboard, for break danceing pinches such as these, is way too funny. LOL. Out.

[JWS_5150]

Thanks to the Didgeridoo, the world is at peace once more. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Right Now, Ray Danniels must be GONE.

[Eyes of the Night]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:

In my travels one fine day, I stumbled across a long hollow piece of wood

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey man I played one of those before! My Ex-wife had gotten one when she and her family were down there in, not australia, but New Zealand.http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

Your right though it is a beautiful peace of wood but I tried playing(blowing) in it and the thing made this sound that was reminicent of a fog horn.http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/eek.gif I couldn't really even play a note or anything but it was kinda of cool cause of the "heritage" it came from.

You know that story that went along with it DIF reminds me of the "legend of zelda" for some reason. You know the N64 video game?http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

Kick-Ass thread BTW! ... I guess it too took me a good while to respond or reply to this cause it's been up for awhile. Better late than never I guess.




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Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags

"It's like somebody stealing your car and coming back the next week saying, hey check out my new car!" -EVH talkin' bout his two-hand tapping technique

[JWS_5150]

DIF, on the reunion album, I think it would be only proper if Van Halen included you as a special guest:

Van Halen Is:

David Lee Roth - Vocals
Edward Van Halen - Guitars
Michael Anthony - Bass
Alex Van Halen - Drums
Down In Flames - Didgeridoo

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[Eyes of the Night]

Drunk edithttp://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif, ...



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Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags

"It's like somebody stealing your car and coming back the next week saying, hey check out my new car!" -EVH talkin' bout his two-hand tapping technique



[This message has been edited by Eyes of the Night (edited December 31, 2000 at 04:16 PM).]

[track 5]

Ya'll remember when Bob Dillon played the electric Didgeridoo? Man, now THAT was a sad time in Rock n Roll history. Out.

[Down In Flames]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JWS_5150:
DIF, on the reunion album, I think it would be only proper if Van Halen included you as a special guest:

Van Halen Is:

David Lee Roth - Vocals
Edward Van Halen - Guitars
Michael Anthony - Bass
Alex Van Halen - Drums
Down In Flames - Didgeridoo

http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

JWS, I agree, I agree!!!

Being that the didgeridoo is probably not high up on the list of instruments thought of to be used on the upcoming album (rumor has it that the tuba ranks higher) I would still go into 5150 with my head held high, speaking the good word about the classic instrument.

I can see it now... Al and Dave taking bidness off to the side, Mikey eating cheesburgers with his bitch ( http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif ) and Eddie and myself talking shop...

Eddie : "Come one, Down... We've already had three different lead singers-"

DIF : "Well, really four if you count Mitch Malloy."

Eddie : "Why must you wound me so?"

DIF : "Come on, Ed... Don't get whiney with me."

Eddie : "All right... All I'm saying is that we've taken a lot of chances. Some of them have... uh..."

DIF : "Fucking bombed?"

Eddie : "Down, are you wearing a fucking cup?"

DIF : "Ed, Eddie, Edward... You do not threaten Down In Flames. Down In Flames knows the way of the Ninja. Tread carefully, bro. I don't want to kick your ass in your own studio, in front of the guys, your wife, and your kid. By the way, get Wolfie to the barber. Seriously. This shit's getting out of hand."

Eddie : "I know. But that's all Val's fault. She thinks he looks cute. I don't. The first time he tripped over his hair it was funny as all hell, but not anymore. Now, it's kinda weird."

DIF : "Holy shit, he tripped over his own hair?! God damn, that is funny!"

Eddie : "Yeah, well, let's get back to this Charizard shit."

DIF : "No, Ed, it's Didgeridoo."

Eddie : "Did ya voodoo? Hey man, Sammy's Red Voodoo album was shit. I can't believe that he said it was as good as any album he made with us. That's bullshit and he knows it. Man... He's been sipping too much Cabo and smoking too much earth. WTF, man."

DIF : "Ed! Didgeridoo... Say it with me... Didgeridoo..."

Eddie : "Didgeridoo...?"

DIF : "There you go, man. It's badass. Check this..."

(**PULLS OUT a monstrous Didgeridoo from its protective sheath**)

Eddie : "Whoa..."

Dave : "Hey, hey, hey, peo-PLE!! It's always funny until someone loses an eye! Boozy boozy bop!"

Al : "Dave! Pay attention! This is important shit! We've got to get all of our various stories to add up! Come on, and let's go over this again... Now, remember, '96 was all your fault..."

Eddie : "Does that thing... rock?"

DIF : "Word to your mommy, Kimosabe."

Eddie : "Play me something."

DIF : "You got it."

(**cleverly busts into the chorus of "Without You," knowing that 3 was Eddie's baby**)

Eddie : (tears in his eyes) "Down, that was beautiful! Holy shit, this is just waht VH needs! A did jury duty!"

DIF : "No, dude, it's a Didgeridoo."

Eddie : "Oh yeah, that's right. Whatever. You're in. Man, people thought this was gonna be big because Roth is back, but this is... This is awesome."

Just like I said... I can see it now... LOL.

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[JWS_5150]

ROTFL, DIF.

http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

That would just make Van Halen I: Revisited so much better, I think. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gifhttp://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

If there was one name you could change to, DIF, it should be Lead Didgeridoo. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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[Eyes of the Night]

Dude your the shit man, nice story it mad me laugh all the way through. That's some kick-ass storywriting dawg!http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

My fav part was how ed always called it a "A Did Jury Dooty" ...



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Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags

"It's like somebody stealing your car and coming back the next week saying, hey check out my new car!" -EVH talkin' bout his two-hand tapping technique

[RickS dog]

ive never played a didgerydoo but id sure hump one.

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"I give you my ass"..... Rick likes all three eras,screw him I like Diamond Dave!....The names Rocky mr.pussy gato.

[JWS_5150]

I can't believe we let this sink down to the bottom, as educational as it is. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

Let the inspiration continue...

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the ides of march marked his demise!"
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Dirty Faced Kid - looks like I need a shave

Strange is even more beautiful. (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)

[Down In Flames]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JWS_5150:
ROTFL, DIF.

http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

That would just make Van Halen I: Revisited so much better, I think. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gifhttp://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

If there was one name you could change to, DIF, it should be Lead Didgeridoo. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

"Lead Didgeridoo?" Oh, the humanity! http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif

I'd never live it down, dude. LOL.

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[Down In Flames]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eyes of the Night:
Dude your the shit man, nice story it mad me laugh all the way through. That's some kick-ass storywriting dawg!http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

My fav part was how ed always called it a "A Did Jury Dooty" ... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks, man. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

And I couldn't believe it when Ed called it that either... http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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[Down In Flames]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RickS dog:
ive never played a didgerydoo but id sure hump one. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whatever gets you through the night, my canine friend. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

I'll have you know that Didgeridoos are thought of as, and I quote, "distasteful phallic symbols" in China.

That's why Didgeridoos are banned there. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif

(Communism... The game where there are no winners...)

Someday, SOMEDAY, the Chinese will be free! Free, I tell you!! The Chinese will be free to play Didgeridoos to their hearts content! Their dogs will hump Didgeridoos to their...

Wait...

http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/confused.gif

They eat dogs in China! http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/redface.gif

Well, the Chinese people will get to enjoy Didgeridoos. That rocks in my most humble opinion. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

(Whatever the case, RickS dog, I'd steer clear of China if I were you.)

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[JWS_5150]

Damn shame China's deprived of the Didgeridoo. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/frown.gif

If only someone could send the message of didgeridoo-invoked peace...http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif

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"ceasar got too big and powerful- just like these bubblegum bands and rappers.....
the ides of march marked his demise!"
--VanEdge, on how Van Halen will whip music into shape

Dirty Faced Kid - looks like I need a shave

Strange is even more beautiful. (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)

[Down In Flames]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JWS_5150:
If only someone could send the message of didgeridoo-invoked peace...http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Many times has this very notion crossed my mind, JWS. It is truly a sad and dangerous world in which we live. To think that a vehicle for peace, such as the Didgeridoo, is not promoted properly to advance harmony and unity throughout the world is nothing short of tragic. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/frown.gif

I propose that we send madden to China as "Solicitor Of Didgeridoo Peace" on behalf of the internationally known, and respected political think-tank, "People For The Advancement Of Didgeridoos."

If there's a better spokesman, please come forth with his or her name. All able-bodied persons are in contention for this most momentous undertaking.

This is serious, my friends.

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[Glenn]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:

I propose that we send madden to China as "Solicitor Of Didgeridoo Peace" on behalf of the internationally known, and respected political think-tank, "People For The Advancement Of Didgeridoos."

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I'm comfortable with this choice. However, given the well known, and respected, style to which Madden is accustomed, it seems only right to alter the name of the think-tank to Fucking People for the Fucking Advancement of Fucking Didgeridoos.http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

I mean, are we taking this seriously or not?http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif



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[Eyes of the Night]

Some Hellarious shit guys, I'm at a loss of words?http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/redface.gif

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[This message has been edited by Eyes of the Night (edited January 23, 2001 at 01:14 AM).]

[Glenn]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:
He's crafting a carefully worded letter to the orginization in the hopes of bringing this idea to fruition.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>While you're at it, have him look into changing the definition of "fruition". I really believe we can do better on that one.http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gifhttp://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif



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[Down In Flames]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
I'm comfortable with this choice. However, given the well known, and respected, style to which Madden is accustomed, it seems only right to alter the name of the think-tank to Fucking People for the Fucking Advancement of Fucking Didgeridoos.http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

I mean, are we taking this seriously or not?http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good suggestion, Glenn. I've advised Mr. Cochran of this and he's looking into it. He's said that it will be tough going, changing the name of the think-tank.

He's crafting a carefully worded letter to the orginization in the hopes of bringing this idea to fruition.

I will keep all of you abreast on the status of our efforts. Keep hope alive! Keep hope ALIVE!!!

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[JWS_5150]

Hopefully we'll be able to ram some sense into China's dictatorial government. Their Didgeridoo censorship is an unprecedented violation of the inalienable human rights that are just assumed. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif

(I'm sorry...this is a very...http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gifemotional topic http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif)

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"ceasar got too big and powerful- just like these bubblegum bands and rappers.....
the ides of march marked his demise!"
--VanEdge, on how Van Halen will whip music into shape

Dirty Faced Kid - looks like I need a shave

Strange is even more beautiful. (http://realm.htmlplanet.com)

[Down In Flames]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
While you're at it, have him look into changing the definition of "fruition". I really believe we can do better on that one.http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gifhttp://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Glenn, Mr. Cochran is a very busy man. He is generous enough to work on my behalf (which = VHForums behalf http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif ) pro bono. I'd feel too guilty to ask him to do more than he's already doing for us.

Be patient. All things must pass.

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[Glenn]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:
Be patient. All things must pass.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Basically you're saying I should stop asking for Help and just Let It Be. Well, I Imagine I could try.http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif



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[JWS_5150]

As Mr. Cochran would say...

"If you don't let it be, jack shit is what you see."

Or something like that. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif

I trust he'd make the right decision for all parties involved. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Classic VH. Ain't nothin' like it in the world.

Dirty Faced Kid - not literally :)

Strange is beautiful. (http://www.jaredsrealm.f2s.com)

[Down In Flames]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
Basically you're saying I should stop asking for Help and just Let It Be. Well, I Imagine I could try.http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That sounds fair, Glenn.

See, people? We Can Work It Out. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cool.gif

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"Hey Down, my brotha, never ever forget your priorities... Beer first, trash second." - A life lesson, courtesy of track 5

Official Bartender Of VHForums

[Down In Flames]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JWS_5150:
As Mr. Cochran would say...

"If you don't let it be, jack shit is what you see."

Or something like that. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/tongue.gif

I trust he'd make the right decision for all parties involved. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mr. Cochran wasn't too happy about your post, until he got to the last line. He agrees with you 100%.

He has also asked me to inform you that he's filing legal briefs about our proposed Didgeridoo plan. He's becoming more and more optimistic as the days go by.

I know it's tough to wait for things to get moving, but think of VH's situation when you think of the Didgeridoo.

They obviously go hand in hand. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

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"Hey Down, my brotha, never ever forget your priorities... Beer first, trash second." - A life lesson, courtesy of track 5

Official Bartender Of VHForums

[JWS_5150]

I completely agree.

It would only be appropriate to have a Didgeridoo breakthrough in China on the day of the VH announcement. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif

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Classic VH. Ain't nothin' like it in the world.

Dirty Faced Kid - not literally :)

Strange is beautiful. (http://www.jaredsrealm.f2s.com)

[Down In Flames]

Stranger things have happened, JWS.

"The Great Meatball Faminie of 1981" for example, but I digress...

In that face of VH's announcement, a Didgeridooo breakthrough in China on the same day would be beautiful. (Any day where there is a Dudgeridoo breakthrough is a beautiful day, mind you. But this would mean so much more to humanity! http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/smile.gif )

Rumor has it that the Giants Didgeridoo player came down with the flu on Superbowl Sunday and the Giants couldn't find a replacement.

Is it any wonder they lost the game? http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif

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"Hey Down, my brotha, never ever forget your priorities... Beer first, trash second." - A life lesson, courtesy of track 5

Official Bartender Of VHForums

[JWS_5150]

The lack of Didgeridoo support definitely hurt the Giants.

I heard the Didgeridoo player had a little too much to drink at one of the strip clubs the night before and was unable to perform with the killer hangover.

This reminds us all...

"Don't Drink and Didgeridoo."

http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif

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Classic VH. Ain't nothin' like it in the world.

Dirty Faced Kid - not literally :)

Strange is beautiful. (http://www.jaredsrealm.f2s.com)

[track 5]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JWS_5150:
The lack of Didgeridoo support definitely hurt the Giants.

I heard the Didgeridoo player had a little too much to drink at one of the strip clubs the night before and was unable to perform with the killer hangover.

This reminds us all...

"Don't Drink and Didgeridoo."

http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/cry.gif

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Well any good self respecting Didgeridoo player will tell ya that one has to drink before and during any Digeridoo gig. The key is moderation my freind...moderation. LOL. Out.

[JWS_5150]

Bumping...for the good of world peace...http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/wink.gif

And yes, track 5, I agree - moderation is the key - but you can't get too hosed and be able to play the Didgeridoo with any sort of precision. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Classic VH. Ain't nothin' like it in the world.

Dirty Faced Kid - not literally :)

Strange is beautiful. (http://www.jaredsrealm.f2s.com)

[JWS_5150]

I didn't forget about the ol' Didgeridoo. http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Classic VH. Ain't nothin' like it in the world.

Dirty Faced Kid - not literally :)

Strange is beautiful. (http://www.jaredsrealm.f2s.com)

[Down In Flames]

Can it be...? smilies/confused.gif

Is it...? smilies/eek.gif

Yes! The return of "The Didgeridoo Thread!" smilies/redface.gif

Ah, it's good to be back, keeping this forum afloat. LOL. It's been a long while since there's been a didgy story, huh? Well, have I ever told you guys about the time I fended off muggers in Australia with my trusty Didgeridoo? No? Well, then...

It was a dark and stormy night, and DG was no where to be found. This might be because she wasn't in Australia, but let's not get bogged down by facts... As I was saying, I was alone, but not lonely. My didgeridoo was a faithful companion throughout my long trek Down Under.

Unbeknownst to me, it was to be my last night in the outback. (I gave my compass to an Aborigine. He dug the looks of it.) I set up shelter in a cave (Usama-style, minus the terrorism) and finished the remains of a Kangaroo I had killed a day earlier. (By the way... Keep the mention of the dead 'roo under your hat. I don't know if one is allowed to munch on them. Might have broken a law by offing him.)

The next morning was bright and clear. Finally, I saw the signs of a city. Making my way through the outback (after having countless break-dancing sessions with the native Aboriginals - damn can they move!), I was back amongst everyday folk. When I saw cars and buildings I was feeling pretty good, knowing I wasn't gonna die in the middle of nowhere.

Now, keep in mind that at the time I was in full break-dancing regalia; gloves, neon LIME jumpsuit, Adidas (no laces), gold chain ala Mr. T, sunglasses, and, of course, carrying my now legendary piece of cardboard. I was pimpin'.

I looked like a goddamn spaceman as I made my way back into civilization. Men were pointing, women were flashing their mammaries, schoolgirls were fainting, babies in strollers were crying - It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

As I pimp rolled through the streets I noticed a growing crowd of Aussies were following me. They were just close enough to keep tabs, but not close enough to get Bruce Lee'd, should I feel threatened. They were cool cats, one and all; they just wanted to know "The Way Of The Bugaloo."

Moving right along, I noticed some crazy bastard. He looked kind of like Homer Simpson. I asked, "Brotha, why the hell are you yellow?" He replied, "Ah well, felt the need to share my jaundice with the world." Who could blame him? A soothing sight of yellow he was. I offered him my cardboard to show off his breakin' skills, but he passed on that. He bid me good day, said he was off to the bar for some Boags... smilies/biggrin.gif

I took in the sites and sounds of the Aussies as I continued on my way. But then - Something no self-respecting man of the streets wishes to see... Muggers. smilies/mad.gif A whole lot of them, too. Maybe 15 of them in all. Now, the streets are where break-dancing originated. It was a way to escape the violence and drugs that plagued life in the city. Seeing muggers robbing people when they could be break-dancing, too... It pissed me off.

Pimp rolling over to the band of merry muggers (who were busy shakin' down some poor old bitty), I declared, "Punk asses, you'd best cease and desist."

You could hear a pin drop. (Not to worry, the kid who dropped it picked it up.) The people following me stopped in their tracks, fearing for what could happen next. The muggers turned around to see yours truly giving them the evil eye. I could see shock, fear, and resignation in their faces. They knew the jig was up. (Not a patented Down In Flames jig, mind you. I'm just talking in a figurative sense.)

Some ugly little dude from the pack called out, "Wanker! You're an American, ain't ya? No self-respecting Aussie street urchin would wear that getup!"

I retorted, "You're damn right I'm a Yank. I've come on a mission of peace and interpretive dance. Not only will I learn you real good on the finer points of break-dancing, but I'll also school the kiddies in relation to the latest street gear. If you should be so foolish as to start shit with me like you're doing with Grannie over there, I will be forced to crack some craniums. I'm a peaceful soul, but I can throw down like a mutha. No one rules these streets at night but me, the Atomic Drunk!"

At least four of the criminals broke into tears and ran off screaming, I shit you not. Word of AD had gone worldwide by this time and the mere mention of the vaunted institution instilled fear into the hearts of even the burliest men. Onlookers quickly began whispering about beer, midgets, inflatable palm trees, pool tables, rappin' ranchers... I could hear a couple of the girls behind me sighing, most assuredly in heat.

Disbelieving "The Myth" a brave, but stupid mugger charged me. A swift bash from my didgeridoo sent him into a nearby dumpster. A couple more muggers charged at me and I dispensed with all subtlety by wielding my didgy with deadly force. Severely conking both in the head, I knocked them out.

Now it was on. The rest of the pack, minus the ringleader, came at me. Screams from onlookers almost drowned out the screams from the muggers. Punches, kicks, and bitchslaps were all over the place. The Jerry Springer show had come Down Under. Fists were flying, so were feet, as was an Eddymon fish dinner smilies/confused.gif ... It was crazy. Just like I like it.

Several minutes went by, until the last of the muggers had been knocked cold. Turning to the ringleader, who now stood all by his lonesome, I could see in his eyes that he knew there would be no mercy. We circled each other, sizing each other up. He was a big boy, all right. The concept of exercise must never have deflowered his noggin. If he wasn't at least 391 pounds, then my name isn't Jebidiah Jeremiah Johnson.

He lunged at me like he was a bull and I was wearing a red moo-moo. My catlike reflexes were more than a match for this ogre, though. Deftly dodging his advance, I watched as he ran into a brick wall. Not digging this, he got up angry. He was grunting and foaming at the mouth. He was trying to intimidate me, but there was nothing doing. I was a rock. A sentinel. No fear in this most stoney broham!

I took in a deep breath and began to play my didgeridoo... "Ohhhhhhhhmmmmmm... wahh wahh wahh wahhhhh..."

"Say what? WTF is that? A mutant flute?!"

"Ohhhhhhhhmmmmmm... wahh wahh wahh wahhhhh..." I began positioning myself for "The Crane." smilies/redface.gif Cops had shown up, and called for me to allow them to do their work and arrest the future jail birds. I was having none of that; not until I was finished with the leader of the pack. All onlookers (approx. 83,914) gasped. They feared not for me, but for my obese counterpart.

Squinting at my stance, he growled, "Ah, I get it, you got a bum leg, eh? How'd you like another?!" Quickly he lunged again, and I unleashed a most wicked Crane to his chin. He was knocked clean off his feet and the back of his head was the first thing to hit the pavement on the way down. He was knocked out, cold. The day had been won.

The cops swept in and began handcuffing the scumbags. Immediately, I was surrounded by well-wishers, thankful for ridding them of this pack of pissants. I was embarrassed and humbled by their offers of money, shelter, and blowjo... Hey, the ladies were happy, what can I say? LOL.

I turned down all offers, though. I did what I did not for gain, but because it was the right thing to do. Instead of taking the Aussies up on their generous offers, I decided to give lessons as to how to play the Didgeridoo... And of course, how to break-dance smilies/cool.gif

All in all, it was a good day. Made some new friends, beat up the criminal element, got my Crane on, and played some bad-ass didgeridoo.

Until next time, my friends...

"Ohhhhhhhhmmmmmm... wahh wahh wahh wahhhhh..."

[track 5]

Kick fucking what I mean ASS! Brotha Down that was one hilarious true story man. smilies/wink.gif Thank God this bad boy is back and alive. It warms the heart and sooths the soul. Out.

[seenbad]

Dude. That was fuckin hilARIOUS! smilies/biggrin.gif Fantastic writing man.....I know, I know, you didnt write it for the accolades, but because it was the right thing to do. smilies/biggrin.gif

[LA]

smilies/smile.gif

(wild applause)

[JWS_5150]

LMAO!

It's back! smilies/biggrin.gif

Great stuff DIF smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Glenn]

BUMP :D

[Atomic Punk DLR]

Shit... you guys are totally cracking me up! :cool: :D graemlins/thumb.gif

[JWS_5150]

I know this is an ages old thread, but I saw this in my RSS feeds in Gmail, and I couldn't help but think of this thread.

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2005-07-07T141249Z_01_N07301597_RTRIDST_0_ODD-SCIENCE-DIDGERIDOO-DC.XML

[Metal Marc]

My son - age 14 - just got back from a one-week camp. He made a didgeridoo. It is SO COOL!

[cyberfiddl]

MY Didgeridoo-A-LING
CHUCK BERRY


When I was a little biddy boy My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string She told me it was my Didgeridoo-a-ling


My Didgeridoo-A-Ling My Didgeridoo-A-Ling won't you play with My Didgeridoo-A-Ling
My Didgeridoo-A-Ling My Didgeridoo-A-Ling won't you play with My Didgeridoo-A-Ling


When I was little boy In Grammar school Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring You'd catch me playing with my Didgeridoo-a-ling


My Didgeridoo-A-Ling My Didgeridoo-A-Ling won't you play with My Didgeridoo-A-Ling
My Didgeridoo-A-Ling My Didgeridoo-A-Ling won't you play with My Didgeridoo-A-Ling


Once while climbing the garden wall, Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing, But I held on to My Didgeridoo-a-ling


My Didgeridoo-A-Ling My Didgeridoo-A-Ling won't you play with My Didgeridoo-A-Ling
My Didgeridoo-A-Ling My Didgeridoo-A-Ling won't you play with My Didgeridoo-A-Ling


Once while swimming cross turtle creek Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing with both hands holding my Didgeridoo-A-Ling

My Didgeridoo-A-Ling My Didgeridoo-A-Ling won't you play with My Didgeridoo-A-Ling
My Didgeridoo-A-Ling My Didgeridoo-A-Ling won't you play with My Didgeridoo-A-Ling


Now this here song it ain't so bad Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing must be playing with your own Didgeridoo-a-ling


My Didgeridoo-A-Ling My Didgeridoo-A-Ling won't you play with My Didgeridoo-A-Ling
My Didgeridoo-A-Ling My Didgeridoo-A-Ling won't you play with My Didgeridoo-A-Ling
My Didgeridoo-A-Ling My Didgeridoo-A-Ling won't you play with My Didgeridoo-A-Ling
My Didgeridoo-A-Ling My Didgeridoo-A-Ling won't you play with My Didgeridoo-A-Ling

[cyberfiddl]

yes it does. (http://www.didgegroove.com/mp3/cyclops_dance.mp3)

[MAX]

Bump :)

[stilleddiesangel]

Goddam bitchin' instrument!! My personal favourite http://www.mark-walker.co.uk/images/6.jpg .......... after Rolf Harris of course!! :D

[janthraxx]

I think Dave is trying to imitate the sweet sounds of a Didgeridoo in the beginning of Happy Trails....

[Humans Being]

A cool thread.. not noticed it before actually.

My friend, who is a great musician, specialises in fusing Didgeridoo and electronica/chillout music and has produced some great tracks in his time..

If anyone is interested, the website is:
http://www.deviantdidg.com

Peace out