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Women And Roth First
12.27.05, 03:35 PM
Click here! (http://static.intertechmedia.com/inf/davidleeroth_paella30.mpg)

And click Here! (http://static.intertechmedia.com/inf/davidleeroth_boots30.mpg)

David Lee Roth is back!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
4 hours a day!
To all you losers who said his career has dwindled to nothing!

Ah yes!
Al-----------reeeeeeeet!

jimmy
12.27.05, 03:44 PM
...and Hagar thought he had big shoes to fill.

Great deal for Roth, some of the phoniest folks I've met in my life have been radio people. All about the ego and the bullshit that comes along with pumping yourself up to be the biggest and best.....seems like a good fit for Roth.

And the spot kind of sucked...I'd expect a little more from Roth.

I've grown tired of Howard's schtick and I assume Roth's verbal assault can be provocative at times, but I can't imagine this pony having too many tricks past his razor sharp wit.

mistere
12.27.05, 03:51 PM
I'll give roth this,
at least he's not a fucking hermit.

Greenpaw
12.27.05, 04:11 PM
I'll give roth this,
at least he's not a fucking hermit.

Yeah but in this case, less is more.

Good luck to Dave, but trying to follow Stern in NYC :wtf:


I hope he got everything in writing.....paid in advance :D

Double Down
12.27.05, 04:31 PM
Click here! (http://static.intertechmedia.com/inf/davidleeroth_paella30.mpg)

And click Here! (http://static.intertechmedia.com/inf/davidleeroth_boots30.mpg)

David Lee Roth is back!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
4 hours a day!
To all you losers who said his career has dwindled to nothing!

Ah yes!
Al-----------reeeeeeeet!

What's so great about them? They're actually kind of stupid if you ask me.

Kevy5150
12.27.05, 04:44 PM
What's so great about them? They're actually kind of stupid if you ask me.
I will kinda second that.

79th and Sunset
12.27.05, 04:49 PM
Very cool !! Nice !!

:thumb:

Blind Lemon Loons
12.27.05, 04:53 PM
Thanks for the cool links, WARF!! Roth Radio is gwine-a be cool...cooler than half-baked Hallmark poetry love ballads from the WORST lyricist of all time or terrible records with slapjaw faggot singers from Boston...cooler than yellow or red Capri pants and orange afros...cooler than the fact that Ed and Al have retired and aren't doing any more interviews(THANK YOU, JESUS)...cooler than songs like Doin' Time or Neworld or Strungout...cooler than the chance that Sammy's cabo cruise might just sink with that fatass weighin' down the poor ship...an' the band played a medley of,"Just A Closer Walk With Thee," and,"Marching To Mars," as the cabo wabo tugboat disappeared into the murky depths...:D

arcticwolf64
12.27.05, 05:57 PM
I hope his show is better than those ad's.

Before I get blasted for the above comment, I am a hugh Dave fan.
I just thought those ad's were weak!

crazyjbn
12.27.05, 06:12 PM
THEY WERE WEAK AND LAME

looks like the radio show might be bad

atleast i got all of the classic VH cds to keep me company in the morning drive

the_atomic_punks_rule
12.27.05, 06:15 PM
I hope his show is better than those ad's.

Before I get blasted for the above comment, I am a hugh Dave fan.
I just thought those ad's were weak!


I agree...

Women And Roth First
12.27.05, 06:33 PM
No way!
They are using Rothisms.
I guess nobody gets it.

Maybe you'd like em more if that fat piece of shit Hagar was in them.

twonabomber
12.27.05, 06:49 PM
if it was a Waborita cruise some of you guys would be tonguing Sammy's asshole...

at least i can listen to the radio for free. :D

Women And Roth First
12.27.05, 06:51 PM
It's really not a cabo cruise.

Singin' on a cruise is a part of the tour.

twonabomber
12.27.05, 06:55 PM
whatever. i had no interest in it so i didn't even read the thread.

arcticwolf64
12.27.05, 07:13 PM
I'll take a glazed donut and a bottle of Sam vrs. Dave to gooooooooo !!!!!!

I'm sure most of us do get the Rothism's. As a matter of fact many of us were at the opening night of the "WACF tour" also known as the "Hide your Sheep tour" back in 1981 when some of you were learning to wipe your Asses for the first time.

So just give us a friggin break....do we all have to like the fucking commercial just cos it's about Dave.

Like I said, I am a big Dave fan but I'd rather get a blowjob from Phyllis Diller than watch those fucker's again!!!

Now, where's her phone number?

MrBrownSound
12.27.05, 07:32 PM
Click here! (http://static.intertechmedia.com/inf/davidleeroth_paella30.mpg)

And click Here! (http://static.intertechmedia.com/inf/davidleeroth_boots30.mpg)

David Lee Roth is back!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
4 hours a day!
To all you losers who said his career has dwindled to nothing!

Ah yes!
Al-----------reeeeeeeet!

You've got to be kidding me? You think this is Dave's big resurrection? I think you're making a bit too much out of this. He's on local New York radio, most of the country will never hear him. His "career" is hardly riding high. The guy even appears on a new VH covers cd. A bluegrassed up VH at that. By the way, those spots were crap.

Women And Roth First
12.27.05, 07:37 PM
As a matter of fact many of us were at the opening night of the "WACF tour" also known as the "Hide your Sheep tour" back in 1981 when some of you were learning to wipe your Asses for the first time.



I guess when I was wiping my ass for the first time, you couldn't even remember what fucking tour you were at... cuz even though i'm in my 20's... it's basic fucking knowledge that the "hide your sheep" tour was for DIVER DOWN you fucking idiot!

twonabomber
12.27.05, 07:42 PM
He's on local New York radio, most of the country will never hear him.

and six other markets...and streaming on the Web...

arcticwolf64
12.27.05, 07:47 PM
I guess when I was wiping my ass for the first time, you couldn't even remember what fucking tour you were at... cuz even though i'm in my 20's... it's basic fucking knowledge that the "hide your sheep" tour was for DIVER DOWN you fucking idiot!


My apologie's for the error. I certainly claim to be no VH expert.

So Thank you for pointing out the error's of my way's and Fuck you very much!!!!

MrBrownSound
12.27.05, 07:56 PM
I guess when I was wiping my ass for the first time, you couldn't even remember what fucking tour you were at... cuz even though i'm in my 20's... it's basic fucking knowledge that the "hide your sheep" tour was for DIVER DOWN you fucking idiot!

It takes a big man to call someone a fucking idiot on the internet.:thumb:

Women And Roth First
12.27.05, 08:05 PM
It takes a big man to call someone a fucking idiot on the internet.:thumb:

LOL
He says he knows so much about Van Halen... and i'm too young.
Just gets your facts straight first.
Anyways... i'm out of here...
I gotta get ready for the Whitesnake, "Appetite for Destruction" tour.

te5150
12.27.05, 08:58 PM
Again, the Roth-only fans' anger gets thrown around like monkeys tossing their poo.

Listen, I thought the ads were clever. I'm a fan of David Lee Roth. I'm gonna tune in when he goes live.

But his radio career has zero to do with Sammy Hagar. Why even bring him up?

(Cuz you're just so FUCKING ANGRY?)

Let DLR exist in your world without comparing every move he makes and every syllable he utters to some guy who replaced him in a rock outfit. OK?

Wray
12.27.05, 09:04 PM
Let DLR exist in your world without comparing every move he makes and every syllable he utters to some guy who replaced him in a rock outfit. OK?

What fun would that be?

te5150
12.27.05, 09:20 PM
What fun would that be?

Would make things quieter around here, I'll grant you that.

Women And Roth First
12.27.05, 09:23 PM
Again, the Roth-only fans' anger gets thrown around like monkeys tossing their poo.

Listen, I thought the ads were clever. I'm a fan of David Lee Roth. I'm gonna tune in when he goes live.

But his radio career has zero to do with Sammy Hagar. Why even bring him up?

(Cuz you're just so FUCKING ANGRY?)

Let DLR exist in your world without comparing every move he makes and every syllable he utters to some guy who replaced him in a rock outfit. OK?

I'm not angry.
I'm happy. :)

Sammy Hagar fans will look for any excuse to bash David, now that he is back in the limenight... taking over the HOTTEST seat in NY!

Eddie's Little Monster
12.27.05, 09:29 PM
I'll take a glazed donut and a bottle of Sam vrs. Dave to gooooooooo !!!!!!

I'm sure most of us do get the Rothism's. As a matter of fact many of us were at the opening night of the "WACF tour" also known as the "Hide your Sheep tour" back in 1981 when some of you were learning to wipe your Asses for the first time.

So just give us a friggin break....do we all have to like the fucking commercial just cos it's about Dave.

Like I said, I am a big Dave fan but I'd rather get a blowjob from Phyllis Diller than watch those fucker's again!!!

Now, where's her phone number?

BULLSHIT. PUT YOUR MONEY WERE HER MOUTH IS. MAYBE YOU AND MUFFDIVER CAN GO TOGETHER.

te5150
12.28.05, 01:24 AM
I'm not angry.
I'm happy. :)

Sammy Hagar fans will look for any excuse to bash David, now that he is back in the limenight... taking over the HOTTEST seat in NY!


I'm a Sammy Hagar fan and I don't bash Dave.

I wish them both success. Weird, huh?

Double Down
12.28.05, 03:54 AM
No way!
They are using Rothisms.
I guess nobody gets it.

Maybe you'd like em more if that fat piece of shit Hagar was in them.

Dude, get over it. Sammy took over for Dave 20 years ago....you should be over it by now.

Every post you ever make is a hatred post towards Sammy. I've got news for you, the Sammy years are pretty fucking good. Lighten up, man.

voivod
12.28.05, 04:01 AM
I will kinda second that.

THIRD, and it doesn't have anything to do with any opinion of Dave either...

those two "spots" suck... are the suppose to be longer? they end immediately at the asterisks...

Double Down
12.28.05, 04:23 AM
THIRD, and it doesn't have anything to do with any opinion of Dave either...

those two "spots" suck... are the suppose to be longer? they end immediately at the asterisks...

That's the whole point. My opnion that the ads suck has nothing to do with DLR, I was criticizing them from a marketing stand point. They're just stupid ads.

voivod
12.28.05, 05:11 AM
http://mindsetlive.net/SEE_NO_RED.JPG

AJHV
12.28.05, 07:42 AM
I didn’t like it. 2 thumbs down.

It’s not looking good for DJ Roth…

Rocket
12.28.05, 08:53 AM
The commercials suck.

The radio show will be great.

And for the life of me I can't see how Hagar was brought into this thread.

crazyjbn
12.28.05, 09:59 AM
Bringing Hagar into the tread means, they have no rebuttal for the argument at hand. :wtf: :confused:

I personally would like Dave to succeed as a radio host. I always thought he was entertaining. :thumb:

However, to host and be fresh and funny for 4 hours a day, 5 days a week, I do not think he will be that good at all. :(


I Hope that I am proven wrong here….but I doubt it :rolleyes:

crazyjbn
12.28.05, 10:14 AM
THIRD, and it doesn't have anything to do with any opinion of Dave either...

those two "spots" suck... are the suppose to be longer? they end immediately at the asterisks...


Seen the full version of them.....still was not great to me, hope the radio show is different....but my hope is dwindling

twonabomber
12.28.05, 10:56 AM
Bringing Hagar into the tread means, they have no rebuttal for the argument at hand. :wtf: :confused:



that's funny, because for over five years, when someone here isn't winning the Dave vs. Sam argument on what it should be based on, which is the MUSIC, the Wabozos always pull out the "Dave's hair" bullshit. so don't act like the Wabozos are immune to this, because they are not.

:D

te5150
12.28.05, 11:06 AM
No, I think the point is, the argument should not exist in this thread.

This should be a discussion about the TV spots at hand, and in extension, Dave's upcoming radio job.

Sam Hagar has nothing to do with either. And, perhaps most telling, Sam Hagar fans did not bring him into the thread. My dime-store psychology leads me to believe that hardcore DLR fans aren't supremely confident in either the TV spots or the upcoming hosting job (or both), and think insulting Hagar and his fans might somehow elevate DLR at the most, or cover for their own insecurities in the supposed never-ending talents of Dave.

But what do I know? I'm just a sheep. (Who thinks Classic Van Halen is the best rock band in history).

Women And Roth First
12.28.05, 11:45 AM
What exactly is your definition of Classic Van Halen?

Blind Lemon Loons
12.28.05, 11:48 AM
You've got to be kidding me? You think this is Dave's big resurrection? I think you're making a bit too much out of this. He's on local New York radio, most of the country will never hear him. His "career" is hardly riding high. The guy even appears on a new VH covers cd. A bluegrassed up VH at that. By the way, those spots were crap.

Robert Plant appeared on "Enconium:Tribute To Led Zeppelin." Willie Nelson appeared on "Twisted Willie."

Sammy's career is ridin' high. He just landed a gay cruise gig.

Women And Roth First
12.28.05, 12:00 PM
Hey... maybe the passengers catch the DLR radio show while they're watchin' Sammy Hagar host BINGO!

crazyjbn
12.28.05, 12:03 PM
This thread is becoming stupid...:irked:

If you say DLR will be awesome on k-rock, then you are cool :devil:

If you say other wise then there is a Hagar bash and an insult. :brickwall

Get real; can't anyone act his or her age here?


This happens repeatedly...it gets old :sleep:


Moreover, if Hagar is making millions more than Dave because of his cabo stuff so be it, he was an essential part of Van Halens career; you can't deny that no matter how many insults...can't ignore it :thumb:

MY Dad used to say that when someone keeps on talking about you, like or hate, it means that you’re in his or her heart...

So all those who keep dissing Hagar...it means on a subconscious level. he is in your heart...how sweet :sssh:

Women And Roth First
12.28.05, 12:05 PM
CRAZYJBN,

Sammy Hagar is my heart and soul.
He's the twinkle in my eye...
He's the the ummmm Wind beneath my wings...

crazyjbn
12.28.05, 12:12 PM
CRAZYJBN,

Sammy Hagar is my heart and soul.
He's the twinkle in my eye...
He's the the ummmm Wind beneath my wings...

warf


you are funny

Women And Roth First
12.28.05, 12:16 PM
With the exception of the runaround thread. :D

Double Down
12.28.05, 12:34 PM
Wow, you anti-Hagar people are pretty fucking obnoxious. Get over it, people, it's been 20 years since DLR QUIT this band.

I love old VH as much as the next guy, but I'm not stupid enough to hold it against Sammy. Hell, someone was going to replace Dave....and I think Sammy was an awesome choice. I love the Hagar years.

Women And Roth First
12.28.05, 12:40 PM
Ed still is GOD no matter what ERA you like best.
I am just a BLEEDING DLR fan.
I won't accept anything else, other than the first six.
No fucking way.
NOPE!

te5150
12.28.05, 12:40 PM
What exactly is your definition of Classic Van Halen?

Same as yours, Little Bo Peep.

Women And Roth First
12.28.05, 12:51 PM
Stop following around your SHEEP HERDER... AND THINK!!

We don't have the same definition... cuz CLASSIC VAN HALEN is... the first six albums.

BREW CREW
12.28.05, 12:57 PM
Stop following around your SHEEP HERDER... AND THINK!!

We don't have the same definition... cuz CLASSIC VAN HALEN is... the first six albums.You are a Dave fan, great. Now shove the sheep talk up your ass and move on DWARF.

Women And Roth First
12.28.05, 01:12 PM
Shut the fuck up BLUES CLUES!

BREW CREW
12.28.05, 01:18 PM
Shut the fuck up BLUES CLUES!Oh man, you own me now.:scared:
Do you think you're being funny? Or should I say, "do you think your being funny?"

Learn how to spell and then we can talk.:thumb:

te5150
12.28.05, 01:20 PM
Stop following around your SHEEP HERDER... AND THINK!!

We don't have the same definition... cuz CLASSIC VAN HALEN is... the first six albums.

See, Bo Peep, that's where you're wrong (again. Don't you get weary from being wrong so often?) You and I have the identical definition. I wouldn't put it so eloquently as "cuz CLASSIC VAN HALEN is... the first six albums," but I would say classic Van Halen is the David Lee Roth era. And to me, that foursome is the greatest rock band in history.

But in early 1985, that group ended. At that point, my brain shunted and yours stunted. Meaning I enjoyed 11 more years of Eddie's music with a different singer, despite what you would call the unacceptable fact that Dave wasn't there anymore. Meanwhile you somehow drew up an imaginary picket sign, bitched, moaned, stomped your widdle feet and threatened to hold your breath until you're blue if anyone DARES mention Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth in the same sentence. And you've been marching around with that sign for almost 21 years now.

Now shut up and let me listen to Fair Warning without reminding me we agree on who is the world's best rock band.

Women And Roth First
12.28.05, 01:23 PM
Oh man, you own me now.:scared:
Do you think you're being funny? Or should I say, "do you think your being funny?"

Learn how to spell and then we can talk.:thumb:

BLUES CLUES, pulls the grammar card.
I can't help gettin' all hyped up when I talk!
Sometimes I might even spell a word wrong.
God Help me!
You guys are still so uptight around here... 6 years later!
But I'll tell you one thing BLUES CLUES...
You better take that purse off your shoulder, when your talkin' to WARF!
Cuz one wrong word... and WOOOOOO!!!
LIGHTS OUT BOY!
LIGHTS OUT!

BREW CREW
12.28.05, 01:26 PM
BLUES CLUES, pulls the grammar card.
I can't help gettin' all hyped up when I talk!
Sometimes I might even spell a word wrong.
God Help me!
You guys are still so uptight around here... 6 years later!
But I'll tell you one thing BLUES CLUES...
You better take that purse off your shoulder, when your talkin' to WARF!
Cuz one wrong word... and WOOOOOO!!!
LIGHTS OUT BOY!
LIGHTS OUT!
:funny: You are tough dWARFy.:sssh:
What are you trying to do here? Tell me the truth.
You've said "we" and "us"...I assume that you are talking for a group of people....let me know boy.:thumb:

Women And Roth First
12.28.05, 01:28 PM
See, Bo Peep, that's where you're wrong (again. Don't you get weary from being wrong so often?) You and I have the identical definition. I wouldn't put it so eloquently as "cuz CLASSIC VAN HALEN is... the first six albums," but I would say classic Van Halen is the David Lee Roth era. And to me, that foursome is the greatest rock band in history.

But in early 1985, that group ended. At that point, my brain shunted and yours stunted. Meaning I enjoyed 11 more years of Eddie's music with a different singer, despite what you would call the unacceptable fact that Dave wasn't there anymore. Meanwhile you somehow drew up an imaginary picket sign, bitched, moaned, stomped your widdle feet and threatened to hold your breath until you're blue if anyone DARES mention Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth in the same sentence. And you've been marching around with that sign for almost 21 years now.

Now shut up and let me listen to Fair Warning without reminding me we agree on who is the world's best rock band.

Hey, I don't have a problem with that!
Enjoy the music.
I'm not jealous of Hagar.
I just don't like him.
I don't like synth music... or watching the band turn into JOURNEY.
Maybe if they had more songs like POUNDCAKE or humans being.. I'd be maybe a fan... but Sammy Hagar is just too boring and predictable for me.

Women And Roth First
12.28.05, 01:30 PM
:funny: You are tough dWARFy.:sssh:
What are you trying to do here? Tell me the truth.
You've said "we" and "us"...I assume that you are talking for a group of people....let me know boy.:thumb:

Dude, you don't get it.
I'm just fuckin' around with you people.
I've been bored over the ARMY watching everyone masturbate over David Lee Roth all day.
I figured I'd leave town for a debate.

BREW CREW
12.28.05, 01:33 PM
Dude, you don't get it.
I'm just fuckin' around with you people.
I've been bored over the ARMY watching everyone masturbate over David Lee Roth all day.
I figured I'd leave town for a debate.Another spent Dave only fan....must be boring.:devil:
You watching people masturbate to Dave is exactly my impression of you...go wash up and watch the Dave commercials.:thumb:

te5150
12.28.05, 01:34 PM
I don't like ... watching the band turn into JOURNEY.

But, WARF, earlier you said that Van Halen and Van Hagar are two bands. Thus, you can't say the "band" turned into Journey. You can say Van Halen died in 1985 and Van Hagar turned into Journey.

Which leads to your hatred for Sammy. Your sentence above reveals that your hatred for Sammy is not because you don't like his music or his booze business. Indeed, it's because you consider him the singer who replaced David Lee Roth in a singular band named Van Halen.

We're getting to the root of it, WARF. Your progress is impressive.

Women And Roth First
12.28.05, 01:41 PM
LOL
Fuck them all I say.
Forget the RUNAROUND video...
They should have all smacked into a mountain comin' back from Germany in 1984.
How's that?
Yeah, it's a combination of hating Sammy... and watching the band I loved lose their ATTITUDE.

I'm out of here for a bit... i'll see ya later.

te5150
12.28.05, 02:22 PM
LOL
Fuck them all I say.
Forget the RUNAROUND video...
They should have all smacked into a mountain comin' back from Germany in 1984.
How's that?
Yeah, it's a combination of hating Sammy... and watching the band I loved lose their ATTITUDE.

I'm out of here for a bit... i'll see ya later.


WARF, wait!

This dichotomy in your logic is key to understanding your anger.

And let's dismiss right now your claim that you're not angry. When you wish death upon people, that's a ton of negative energy.

Back to the dichotomy. You cannot have it both ways. You cannot say Sammy ruined a group, but at the same time say the group ceased to exist when he joined. It's illogical.

All we have is logic and clarity to work with, so let's focus.

Knowing that your claim is false, your only option is to face truth. Choose.

Did Sammy ruin Van Halen? Or, did Van Halen end with Dave's departure.

Choose.

You cannot have both.

(Our time is up for now, but think this over and get back to me. The next step in the process in big. You're doing great!)

stilleddiesangel
12.28.05, 02:48 PM
Here we go... round round round... again and again and again!!! :D

MAX
12.28.05, 03:30 PM
WARF,

You cannot have both.

Yes, he can. lol :D

te5150
12.28.05, 06:18 PM
Yes, he can. lol :D

Well, sure, in an imaginary world (where many DLR-only fans spend their days), but here on Earth we tend to live in reality.

Dave fans (remember, I'm on record saying classic VH is the greatest rock band in history, but I am not a DLR fan) have misdirected anger, and the more they misdirect it, the more enraged they become.

It's like defending daddy after he bruises mom's lip and eye, kicks the dog and whacks you 'cross the cheek. You can't believe the ultimately horrible choices he makes, but after mom packs up and goes, you end up hating mom's new boyfriend, the dog for not getting out of the fucking way and yourself for not doing enough for daddy to keep him around.

Or maybe I'm wrong and all this seething hatred for a replacement singer 21 years ago is a healthy thing.

Ya think?

Turbo
12.28.05, 06:19 PM
To the original post...

I thought the ads were subtle, and sorta cool. Very Dave. I hope he has a great success with that spot, because as was mentioned earlier, he has HUGE shoes to fill with replacing Stern in NY. Those of us out here on the West Coast won't get the show for the morning commute and our first cup of coffee at the office, so I'll have to hear about it later on the web.

Good luck, Dave, and knock 'em dead.

twonabomber
12.28.05, 08:44 PM
This dichotomy in your logic is key to understanding your anger.


please don't tell me you're a psychologist...because you suck at psychology. :D

MAX
12.28.05, 08:57 PM
Or maybe I'm wrong and all this seething hatred for a replacement singer 21 years ago is a healthy thing.

Ya think?

Ummmmm...

'Tis a tough one to fathom so gimme a minute?

Should I go on a rant?

Hmmmmm...

I'll ponder. ;)

I'll leave you with this as I think. :)

Just had a physical three weeks ago. All of my vitals were perfect. Blood pressure, Cholesterol, weight, etc.

I also started boxing a bit ago as another part of my daily exersize regimine, which has always included swimming five miles a week and lotsa reps at the gym for toning.

Doin' well at the office too. In fact, gotta pretty nice Christmas bonus. ;)

Soooooo...

Yeah, I'd say my daily love of Roth 'tis a good thing and has always been.

A song of Dave a day, keeps the doctor away. ;)

In closing... YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! I STILL HATE SAMMY HAGAR!!! :p :D

te5150
12.29.05, 09:33 AM
In closing... YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! I STILL HATE SAMMY HAGAR!!! :p :D

Hey Max!

Wasn't your turn on the couch, but I admire the ambition.

Finish the sentence:

"I hate Sammy Hagar because ... "

DannoVH
12.29.05, 01:48 PM
At least Dave should give people on this board something to talk about besides what happened 21 years ago

twonabomber
12.29.05, 02:47 PM
right.

the radio gig may tank, but we'll be talking about something new.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 03:54 PM
te5150, thinks he's my psychologist.

Guess what...
Van Halen is fucking NOTHING without David Lee Roth.
NOTHING!
Eddie hasn't recorded a memorable riff since 1984.
That's the bottom line.

MAX
12.29.05, 04:54 PM
te5150, thinks he's my psychologist.

That's the bottom line.

Gots to have it...

Have it one more time!!! :D

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 05:13 PM
If you don't like the SAM VS. DAVE war.
Then log the fuck off.
It's never gonna end... till end of time.
Might as well leave the thread open... cuz if you don't... there's gonna be another one tommorow. LOL

BREW CREW
12.29.05, 05:15 PM
If you don't like the SAM VS. DAVE war.
Then log the fuck off.
It's never gonna end... till end of time.
Might as well leave the thread open... cuz if you don't... there's gonna be another one tommorow. LOLWho are you talking to?:confused:

Van Squalen
12.29.05, 05:24 PM
Who are you talking to?:confused:


His best friend, Mister Hand. :)

MAX
12.29.05, 05:28 PM
It's WARF folks, whether you agree or not, you know you listen... :devil:

BREW CREW
12.29.05, 05:28 PM
That's what I thought, I guess he is tired of watching his buddies jack-off to DLR again. Man, what a waste of energy, I thought Dave was just great to listen too..but jacking off to him....what gayness.

BREW CREW
12.29.05, 05:31 PM
It's WARF folks, whether you agree or not, you know you listen... :devil:No, we laugh at him behind his back. Why does he need someone else to back him up? Max, let him sink or swim....let him go. You are not his daddy anymore, get over it.:D :devil:

MAX
12.29.05, 05:38 PM
No, we laugh at him behind his back. Why does he need someone else to back him up? Max, let him sink or swim....let him go. You are not his daddy anymore, get over it.:D :devil:

BC,

It's all in fun and WARF's my pimp daddy. lol ;)

BREW CREW
12.29.05, 05:40 PM
BC,

WARF's my pimp daddy. lol ;)WOW. :D

SuckaInA3Piece
12.29.05, 06:07 PM
It may all be in fun, but it would be nice to read a thread about Dave's radio gig without the mentioning of "the other guy."

The clips were lame by the way. Don't really give a fuck cause I'm still gonna listen.

Roth on.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/crs5150/f9a26d46.jpg

Greenpaw
12.29.05, 06:14 PM
it would be nice to read a thread about Dave's radio gig without the mentioning of "the other guy."



Now there's a thought. :D

http://eil.com/newgallery/Dave-Lee-Roth-Sonrisa-Salvaje-263892.jpg

Brett
12.29.05, 06:59 PM
Is this dumb shit going on? I see the hens over at the Army are sitting around and paint their nails in the EUAS thread figuring out what gay shit they can start over here. Figure out something else to do if you're that bored.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 07:11 PM
Who are you talking to?:confused:

I'm talking to any PUSSY (and there are quite a few) who cries and snivels to their precious BRETT, to have a thread like this closed, cuz they can't handle other peoples opinions on a ONCE great band.

I've gotta tell you a few things... I've always have been generally supportive of vhlinks. I usually close threads in main if someone talks shit about this site or Brett. Despite, the fact I cannot stand most our your opinions on Van Halen.

I like this place... it's cool to be able to debate different topics and people of the opposition... but I usually end up leaving here after a dozen posts.... because of the fucking whining and threads being closed. Why can't anyone have the fucking balls to be a man, and fight? You know?

Hey, if you like Sammy Hagar good for you. If you like David Lee Roth even better! But it always seems like if someone gets their feelings hurt... like a little fucking baby... the thread gets shut down immediately!
What a bunch of pussies...
I'm about taking a stand for what I believe in... and if I say something stupid.... I take my fucking lumps.
But this place sometimes...

Ohhhhhhh BRETT!!!
PROTECT ME!!!
WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-

http://www.rock-abyebabies.com/images/dolls/cry-baby-girl-face-1.jpg

Close WARF's thread... he hurt my FWEEL-LINGS!!!

You know why it's like this?
Because most Van Hagar fans are very feminine.
You know... the kinda guy at a bar... drinkin' a non-alcoholic drink...
I've noticed this characteristic among the Van Hagar male fans.
I'm not saying this to piss people off... but it's true.
Any man who finds Sammy Hagar's sappy love songs more meaningful isn't a real man.
Dave represents the MAN'S MAN... the kind of dudes who like to get drunk and fuck as many woman as possible!
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE A MAN?
And like music that was made for woman?!?!?
SAD!

Brett
12.29.05, 07:17 PM
OMFG what a fucking gay post WARF.

WAAAAAH!!

You get your ass handed to you and then try to turn it around into others whining. :confused: Dude, leave already, this is embarrassing for you.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 07:23 PM
Maybe I had my ass handed to me... in the eyes of a sheep. :D

Brett... you know dude... I think very highly of you... this place has taken a ton of abuse from ddlr.com and the Roth Army... which is unfair.

You know... just because most of you guys like Van Halen as Van Halen... because you follow Eddie and will support any music he makes... hey... and that's cool.

I just don't understand the point of closing a thread... when the same thread will appear again tommorow.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 07:31 PM
Seriously Brett, why even bother to close a thread?
Do you think the Sam Vs Dave debate is ever gonna end?
You might as well just shut down the site.
Every thread starts off like this...
Someone has something positive to say about either Sammy or Dave... then it becomes a Sam Vs. Dave thread.
Then... lol
It gets violent...
then it gets closed...
then tommorow a similiar thread starts...
and the cycle continues... and continues...
If you don't like reading it.... then why have a message board??

Brett
12.29.05, 07:31 PM
It will? When has that ever happened? Actually I can't think of the last time anyone argued Dave vs. Sam. Nobody cares man but the small faction of Dave fans obsessed with Hagar.

How the else do you explain a Dave web site where 90% of the threads in the Main Forum are about Hagar or 90% of the responses are some slam at him?

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 07:40 PM
It will? When has that ever happened? Actually I can't think of the last time anyone argued Dave vs. Sam. Nobody cares man but the small faction of Dave fans obsessed with Hagar.


Dave fans obsessed with Hagar?
I dunno about that... some of us are obsessed in making fun of him.
His voice is annoying.
His live performances are like ONE HOUR informercials.
Seriously... I saw him for the first time at the Sam& Dave tour... every other song.... cabo wabo yadda yadda.... clear channel... yada yada... just shut up and sing!
He's got no charisma.
And no originality... you know?
When I first heard poundcake... I was.. damn... finally... maybe Hagar is starting to come around!
FUCK had no snyth and was alot harder than the first two.
Then he releases Balance... which features POUNDCAKE part II... aka The Seventh Seal.
So I dunno... maybe I hate Van Hagar because of not only Sammy Hagar... but Eddie... who very rarely seems to be inspired.

Brett
12.29.05, 07:44 PM
Who cares.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 07:48 PM
How the else do you explain a Dave web site where 90% of the threads in the Main Forum are about Hagar or 90% of the responses are some slam at him?

Easy.
There is NOTHING to slam Dave about.
Yeah, he's laid a few eggs (Vegas, Diamond Dave CD, stand up video... etc etc) but you know... he's Diamond David Lee Roth... he's a legend. The greatest entertainer ever. He's been good to us over the years... he never lies to us... and we're good to him in return... even though his voice isn't what it used to be... it's DIAMOND DAVE... and people love him.

Jesus...
David Lee Roth was a high flying, larger than life... ROCKER! Look at the flamboyant outfits... and over the top attitude!

I'm sorry but real ROCKERS don't wear capri pants on stage... or WEIRD AL YANKOVICH t-shirts.. lol... jesus... he looks stupid... and I remember him sayin' the word "MOTHERFUCKER" once onstage live... and he didn't sound cool...

How can you say the word motherfucker and not sound cool?
Sammy pulls it off.

Brett
12.29.05, 07:51 PM
Easy.
There is NOTHING to slam Dave about.


Now this made me laugh.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 07:52 PM
Maybe I'll stop being so bitter... if Dave could do just ONE more song with them.

Jesus... is that too much?

Is Ed just gonna drink himself to death... and piss on the fans for the rest of his life?

It's depressing man.

And you know Ed is probably drinking his fucking ass off now...

His mother just died.

He's divorced to Valerie.

Sad.

BREW CREW
12.29.05, 07:52 PM
It amazes me how some people have to come to a website and argue with themselves about Sammy Hagar.

Brett
12.29.05, 07:54 PM
WARF are you having fun talking about nothing to nobody?

Brett
12.29.05, 07:55 PM
It amazes me how some people have to come to a website and argue with themselves about Sammy Hagar.

WARF's just trying to convince himself again why he's a DLR fan, and why anyone else cares.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 07:57 PM
Now this made me laugh.

Well, I don't mean NOTHING.
I mean... i'm as diehard as it gets...
And saw how pathetic Las Vegas was... etc etc
I saw the brown patches of hair... underneath the YELLOW WEAVE! LOL

But dude... there is alot more shit to make fun of Sammy about.

He's fat...
He doesn't know how to dress...
His tequila is OVERPRICED.
His music is mediocre.
He looks like Bette Middler
He looks like Jimmy Buffet.
He looks like Ronald McDonald.
His lyrics are gay.
Most of his videos are gay (Not Enough, Dreams, when it's love)
damn... I could go on and on....

Brett
12.29.05, 07:59 PM
Yes I know you could go on, that's what makes you scarily obsessed.

I worry about anyone who puts this much thought into hating someone...especially a stranger.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:00 PM
It amazes me how some people have to come to a website and argue with themselves about Sammy Hagar.

Hmmm... Is that why your webmaster has been talking to me the last couple pages BLUES CLUES?

http://boomerang_enterprises.homestead.com/files/bluepad.jpg

Brett
12.29.05, 08:01 PM
I'm hardly arguing WARF, you are just talking to yourself about Sammy. I have little interest in the topic.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:02 PM
Yes I know you could go on, that's what makes you scarily obsessed.

I worry about anyone who puts this much thought hating someone...especially a a stranger.

Damn right i'm obsessed with DLR.

Just your obsessed with Ed and Van Halen.

You wouldn't have a web site, and 21k posts if you weren't would you? ;)

BREW CREW
12.29.05, 08:03 PM
Ahhh dWARFy, you are assuming that I am begging Brett to close the thread, you are assuming that I am a Sam only fan...take a look; a GOOD look and then you will not get burned...again. Remember, you are the one starting shit and can't finish. Start another why don't ya?

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:03 PM
I'm hardly arguing WARF, you are just talking to yourself about Sammy. I have little interest in the topic.

If i'm talking to myself, why are you replying to my posts? :)

Brett
12.29.05, 08:04 PM
I'm obsessed with Eddie and Van Halen because I've had a web site for 6 1/2 years and have posted on it? Wow that is quite a leap you are making there. Nice try, I guess.

BREW CREW
12.29.05, 08:04 PM
Damn right i'm obsessed with DLR.

Just your obsessed with Ed and Van Halen.

You wouldn't have a web site, and 21k posts if you weren't would you? ;)Brett is the shit....:thumb:

Brett
12.29.05, 08:07 PM
WARF just go back to the Army and link to this thread and claim your retarded ownage. I know that's what your goal is here. You know I go there and know what you're up to anyway. Get this gay shit over with, so that you and the other Sam-hating obsessed geeks can have your circle jerk.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:07 PM
Ahhh dWARFy, you are assuming that I am begging Brett to close the thread, you are assuming that I am a Sam only fan...take a look; a GOOD look and then you will not get burned...again. Remember, you are the one starting shit and can't finish. Start another why don't ya?

Dude, I don't wanna take a good look at you.... and I don't care who you are! Opinions are like assholes...

I'm not starting shit... I'm stating my opinion of the band.
Cuz like Brett said... i'm obsessed with classic Van Halen.
I preach it all day... everyday... and that's just me.
It's an attitude... a lifestyle!
It's fucking religion man!
And don't have anything against you BREW CREW... other than the fact I like to call you BLUES CLUES... whenever you get pissed off.

Brett
12.29.05, 08:10 PM
Cuz like Brett said... i'm obsessed with classic Van Halen.


Uh I never said that. You are obsessed with jizzing to Dave's picture and hating Sam. I find that disturbing.

You stopped being a VH fan a long time ago WARF.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:11 PM
I'm obsessed with Eddie and Van Halen because I've had a web site for 6 1/2 years and have posted on it? Wow that is quite a leap you are making there. Nice try, I guess.

Well maybe Obsessed isn't the word.
But Jesus... dude..
You wouldn't have a fucking website and a board....
Just being a casual fan?
And I don't mean any disrespect when I said that.
Most people like all eras... that's fine.
But you know me BRETT... I wouldn't be happy unless I started some holy war about VH... and linked everyone to it? LOL
Dude... lighten up man.
I'm just having fun.

BREW CREW
12.29.05, 08:12 PM
I am far away from being pissed....actually I am in a great mood. I like Blues Clues...it is amazing that you spent a few moments looking for that pic....you must be obssessed with child pics. Thanks. You concreted my belief that you are more than gay.:sssh:

Brett
12.29.05, 08:13 PM
At the time I started the site I was a huge VH fan yes, and had been for at the time 20 years. Now I rarely listen to VH, barely post on anything having to do with the band. I'm pretty indifferent to all of it, and am probably less than a casual fan at this point.

te5150
12.29.05, 08:14 PM
te5150, thinks he's my psychologist.

Guess what...
Van Halen is fucking NOTHING without David Lee Roth.
NOTHING!
Eddie hasn't recorded a memorable riff since 1984.
That's the bottom line.

Ah, WARF, this is classic, textbook avoidance. I understand. It happens when someone gets too close to a painful truth. You're really making progress, so let's stay focused, OK?

I'll repost my question - the one you chose to ignore.

Did Sammy Hagar ruin Van Halen? Or did Van Halen cease when DLR made his exit?

C'mon, WARF, you claim to be a man's man, so find some cajones and answer the question.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:14 PM
Uh I never said that. You are obsessed with jizzing to Dave's picture and hating Sam. I find that disturbing.

You stopped being a VH fan a long time ago WARF.

Dude... I ain't gay for Dave like that. LOL

I'm not a biased fan... I have pointed out alot of stuff about Dave... that the DLR SHEEP.... refuse to talk about... like how his voice has been going downhill the past 15 years... lol... I even started a thread saying he was the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt! LOL

When Diamond Dave came out on Magna Carta records... I fucking booed him... why? Cuz... it sucked... it's not the kind of album a talent like DLR is capable of making.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:16 PM
I am far away from being pissed....actually I am in a great mood. I like Blues Clues...it is amazing that you spent a few moments looking for that pic....you must be obssessed with child pics. Thanks. You concreted my belief that you are more than gay.:sssh:

And the BREWERS suck ass too!

BREW CREW
12.29.05, 08:17 PM
And the BREWERS suck ass too!For a while, yeppers.:D :funny:

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:23 PM
Ah, WARF, this is classic, textbook avoidance. I understand. It happens when someone gets too close to a painful truth. You're really making progress, so let's stay focused, OK?

I'll repost my question - the one you chose to ignore.

Did Sammy Hagar ruin Van Halen? Or did Van Halen cease when DLR made his exit?

C'mon, WARF, you claim to be a man's man, so find some cajones and answer the question.

Stop being the fucking SIGMUND FREUD of the VH message boards.

The solo in Humans Being is the only good solo of the past 10 years. That has NOTHING to do with Hagar. I listened to every Van Halen album... and they sound sorta bland... yeah Eddie has his moments... but where is the inspiration? You seem to forget Ed is still my favorite guitarist ever.

He's god.
Period.

Balance just didn't do anything for me.
Too mainstream... you know...
Where's the brownsound???

The solo in Humans Being is incredible... it was like a small flashblack to a once brilliant guitarist.

The three new Hagar tracks on the BOBW is an abomination to rock n' roll.

Up For Breakfast... is so bad... it made me want them to HIRE GARY BACK!

It's about time... lol... Ed sounds like he's struggling to keep up with the times.... nu metal.
Awful...

Brett
12.29.05, 08:26 PM
Wasn't this thread about Dave's radio show that will fail in 6 months?

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:26 PM
For a while, yeppers.:D :funny:

I'm sorry i'm the Roth Army fantasy league... and I traded for Brady Clark before he shit the bed. LOL

And why the fuck does Ben Sheets pitch like a CY YOUNG candidate every year... and still have only 10 wins a season? LOL

Actually, I might draft the 2nd baseman you got... Rickie Weeks... he's gonna be a player.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:29 PM
Wasn't this thread about Dave's radio show that will fail in 6 months?

Will you atleast listen to his first show, before making a comment?

He was brilliant when he hosted KROC in 2003.
I'm not saying one week of hosting a show will last... 4 hours a day for years and years... but he's a natural on the radio.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:33 PM
Exactly.
This thread started off as a positive DLR thread with a link.
Then every person started talking shit about Dave... and how the show will fail... and how the ads suck.

Now if the ad had Sammy Hagar holding a bottle of cabo wabo yellin'.... "hello baybaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
Everyone would fuckin' applaud.

Brett
12.29.05, 08:33 PM
Happily I don't have to.

A. It's not on here.
B. I have Sirius, so I can still listen to Stern.

I have about as much desire to hear Dave the DJ as I did seeing Dave the Vegas lounge singer.

Brett
12.29.05, 08:36 PM
Now if the ad had Sammy Hagar holding a bottle of cabo wabo yellin'.... "hello baybaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
Everyone would fuckin' applaud.

Yeah sure they would.

Everything with you WARF is Sam. Can you go more than 2 posts without mentioning Hagar?

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:38 PM
Happily I don't have to.

A. It's not on here.
B. I have Sirius, so I can still listen to Stern.

I have about as much desire to hear Dave the DJ as I did seeing Dave the Vegas lounge singer.

What???
Okay... I got 103.1 the Buzz from West Palm Beach, so I am gonna listen to him whenever I get the chance. I have sirius too, and i'm a big fan of Stern... but I'd rather hear Dave.

I don't think you could put the Vegas stint and this radio gig... in the same category.

This is fucking huge... he's gonna be everywhere on the internet... and radio!

I can't believe your not interested... or even curious for that matter.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:41 PM
Yeah sure they would.

Everything with you WARF is Sam. Can you go more than 2 posts without mentioning Hagar?

Okay...

I was eating lunch with my friend from work today...

I ordered this unique Curry dish...

He ordered the lobster bisque...


















SAMMY HAGAR IS A FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!
uh uh u hu hu huh

Brett
12.29.05, 08:44 PM
No WARF, Dave is not on here in LA. What does that say about what the industry thinks are his chances to make it? They don't even have enough confidence to put him on in the city that is birthplace of Van Halen. What does that say that we get that moron Adam Carolla instead of Dave? Pretty sad IMO.

I'm not curious at all, I heard his stint here and all he was doing was spinning records. Whoopie. I'm sure I'll hear it at some point, I'm sure these sites will be inundated with clips, I'm bound to hear one sooner or later.

Like I said, I'd rather listen to Stern or sports talk radio. Or fuck, I'll just turn the radio off and actually just drive.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:48 PM
What?
No DLR in LA?
Adam Carolla?!?!
I didn't know that.

Brett
12.29.05, 08:50 PM
Yup.

Women And Roth First
12.29.05, 08:55 PM
Yeah maybe the show will fail! LOL

Goodnight....

te5150
12.29.05, 10:58 PM
Stop being the fucking SIGMUND FREUD of the VH message boards.

We'll be done very soon.

WARF, you can avoid, deflect, transfer or change the subject all day long, but that big meatball of a question hangs out there.

Did Sammy ruin Van Halen? Or did Van Halen cease when David Lee Roth exited?

I know why you chose not to answer again, WARF, and I think you do, too. The reason is, whichever you choose (even if you claim both are true) leads you to an unpleasant conclusion:

You hate David Lee Roth.

WARF, I don't know what sort of cars you like, but for argument's sake, let's say you own a 1957 Chevy Bel Air. She's cherry red, got those big fins, shiny chrome. Not a scratch on her. Best car in the 'hood by a mile.

But another car catches your eye. It's silver and the doors open upward. It's futuristic looking.

The Bel Air is sweet, but you decide to sell her and buy this silver car.

Well, a couple years later, that DeLorean is rusting away and won't start. Worse yet, you see the guy who bought your Bel Air and he painted it PINK. The dash is lined with lace and doilies.

Naturally, WARF, the "you" in the story isn't you. It's Dave. You're a kid who lives in Dave's neighborhood. You'd sit on the curb every day just to watch Dave drive home in that red Bel Air. When Dave sold out of it and started driving that silver one, you thought, hey, it's cool. Dave knows what's up.

But you watch Dave's car go to shit. He takes the bus nowadays. Worse, you've seen that fat, old guy driving around in his pink, girly Bel Air.

What the hell!

But who deserves your anger, WARF? The guy who bought, drove away and put his gay touches all over the Bel Air?

Or Dave? That fucking moron who sold the best car in the city at a chance to drive some flash-in-the pan that couldn't hold up for more than a few years?

I know where common sense leads me.

Here's my unsolicited and unprofessional advice, WARF. Write one giant, nasty, screaming, vile-filled rant - just one - about David Lee Roth and his decision to leave Van Halen.

Not a word about Ed. Nothing about Sam. No Mike or Al. Make it all-Dave and concentrate on his choice to sell the Bel Air.

C'mon, big man. I triple dog dare you.

I'll start it for you:

"Dave - Why did you leave Van Halen? ..."

You take it from there.

When you're done, I think all this will be in better perspective.

TheresOnlyOneWay
12.29.05, 11:12 PM
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Wray
12.30.05, 01:53 AM
Christ, WARF. Lay off the Jack when you post, will ya?

stilleddiesangel
12.30.05, 02:58 AM
What?
No DLR in LA?
Adam Carolla?!?!
I didn't know that.

Thats the main point WARF, No DLR in the UK either.

Look babe, I am a COLLOSSAL Dave fan, have been for over 25 years. His voice and style and energy cannot be beaten. I LOVE classic Van Halen, but I have nothing against Sammy Hagar. I'm not keen on his solo stuff but like the stuff he did with Van Halen. It never will feel or have the same effect on me as the CVH stuff but I still enjoy it. Here's the rub...

I dont feel the need to hate one singer to enjoy the other.

My greatest wish is to see VH back with Dave for a final round up, although I know this is highly unlikely. I really do wish him the best in everything he does but a radio show I'll never hear isn't something I can get excited about.

Greenpaw
12.30.05, 05:48 AM
I heard Dave is gonna be on the radio soon? :confused:

Is there a thread here that has information on Dave's radio gig? :p

Women And Roth First
12.30.05, 10:51 AM
We'll be done very soon.

WARF, you can avoid, deflect, transfer or change the subject all day long, but that big meatball of a question hangs out there.

Did Sammy ruin Van Halen? Or did Van Halen cease when David Lee Roth exited?

I know why you chose not to answer again, WARF, and I think you do, too. The reason is, whichever you choose (even if you claim both are true) leads you to an unpleasant conclusion:

You hate David Lee Roth.

WARF, I don't know what sort of cars you like, but for argument's sake, let's say you own a 1957 Chevy Bel Air. She's cherry red, got those big fins, shiny chrome. Not a scratch on her. Best car in the 'hood by a mile.

But another car catches your eye. It's silver and the doors open upward. It's futuristic looking.

The Bel Air is sweet, but you decide to sell her and buy this silver car.

Well, a couple years later, that DeLorean is rusting away and won't start. Worse yet, you see the guy who bought your Bel Air and he painted it PINK. The dash is lined with lace and doilies.

Naturally, WARF, the "you" in the story isn't you. It's Dave. You're a kid who lives in Dave's neighborhood. You'd sit on the curb every day just to watch Dave drive home in that red Bel Air. When Dave sold out of it and started driving that silver one, you thought, hey, it's cool. Dave knows what's up.

But you watch Dave's car go to shit. He takes the bus nowadays. Worse, you've seen that fat, old guy driving around in his pink, girly Bel Air.

What the hell!

But who deserves your anger, WARF? The guy who bought, drove away and put his gay touches all over the Bel Air?

Or Dave? That fucking moron who sold the best car in the city at a chance to drive some flash-in-the pan that couldn't hold up for more than a few years?

I know where common sense leads me.

Here's my unsolicited and unprofessional advice, WARF. Write one giant, nasty, screaming, vile-filled rant - just one - about David Lee Roth and his decision to leave Van Halen.

Not a word about Ed. Nothing about Sam. No Mike or Al. Make it all-Dave and concentrate on his choice to sell the Bel Air.

C'mon, big man. I triple dog dare you.

I'll start it for you:

"Dave - Why did you leave Van Halen? ..."

You take it from there.

When you're done, I think all this will be in better perspective.

I see where your comin' from.
But that is most ridiculous analogy I have ever heard.
I don't like Van Hagar or the music.
I'm also not even pissed DLR left Van Halen.
David Lee Roth is Van Halen.
So He never sold the car.
He's just the same old 57' Bel Air... with a new paint job... and new tires.
You see... Eat Em And Smile, Skyscraper, etc etc are far superior than Anything Ed has done in the last twenty years. Ed is a drunk eccentric who doesn't have the ability create new and inspired music anymore. He's pathetic.
I'd take YOUR FILTHY LITTLE MOUTH over any VH record.
Even FUCK!

Women And Roth First
12.30.05, 10:58 AM
I dont feel the need to hate one singer to enjoy the other.



That's where you and me are different.
I don't enjoy the music after Roth.
When I wanna hear Van Halen's 7th album, I put in Eat Em And Smile.
Bump And Grind is more VH than anything on 5150.
I guess some people look at breakup like... well... I get two Van Halens now... or hey... I got more music now.
Not me...
I simply don't like Van Hagar... not because of Sammy takin' over... Ed lost his creativity too...
I've seen flashes of brilliance from Ed but it is very scarce.
Poundcake... Humans Being... judgement day... but the BROWNSOUND is missing... I can't get into the music.

Greenpaw
12.30.05, 11:08 AM
For people who hate Hagar sooooo much, they seem to know a lot about Van Hagar and his solo stuff.

I usually ignore stuff I don't like, use the energy on something worthwhile, like enjoying things I DO like.....but that's just me. :)

Women And Roth First
12.30.05, 11:13 AM
It's sorta like keeping tabs on an ex-girlfriend.
You can't stand her anymore.
But your still interested in who she's fucking!

Greenpaw
12.30.05, 11:39 AM
Nah, I'm more of the "Don't go away Mad........ just go away" type. :cool:

Blind Lemon Loons
12.30.05, 11:45 AM
Oh when the saints go marchin' in Oh when the saints go marchin' in

te5150
12.30.05, 01:35 PM
I see where your comin' from.
But that is most ridiculous analogy I have ever heard.
I don't like Van Hagar or the music.
I'm also not even pissed DLR left Van Halen.
David Lee Roth is Van Halen.
So He never sold the car.
He's just the same old 57' Bel Air... with a new paint job... and new tires.
You see... Eat Em And Smile, Skyscraper, etc etc are far superior than Anything Ed has done in the last twenty years. Ed is a drunk eccentric who doesn't have the ability create new and inspired music anymore. He's pathetic.
I'd take YOUR FILTHY LITTLE MOUTH over any VH record.
Even FUCK!

Sorry, WARF, this is where it ends.

I call bullshit.

Eddie Van Halen is the engine in the '57 Bel Air. Dave sold the car. You know it.

If you really believed the above, you wouldn't be here. "Van Hagar" wouldn't be on your radar. Not at all.

That '57 went down a different street, got all gayed up and left Dave standing on the driveway. But he's the one who signed the pink slip.

Further, if you believe your wrath stems from what you call Eddie's uninspired music, then why would you not have the same white-hot rage against the CD "Diamond Dave"?

Something like:

"That fucker's a steaming pile of shit. Dave lost his Mojo on that one. It sucks. GOD DAMN I wish Dave wouldv'e slit his neck wide FUCKIN open with that queer ass twirly baton of his, rather than sully his formerly good reputation with that crapfest."

But, no. Never seen that from you, WARF.

And "Skyscraper" is a '57 Bel Air?! Not in this world. ("Stand up. Stand up. The more you do it, the less you fall down.")

L-A-M-E.

So the reasons you claim to hate Sam don't apply to DLR, which means your reasons aren't the truth. Because the truth is:

You hate David Lee Roth.

Still waiting for that one rant, WARF. Just one in the name of Dave's unbelievably stupid career move to leave Van Halen. (Or, I guess Dave gets a pass on that, but Sam deserves death for writing "When it's Love."

Tick. Tick. Tick.

Rebel Yell5
12.30.05, 02:13 PM
Man, I leave to lurk the wonderful confines of the Hall & Oates, Ravi Shankar, and Peter Cetera message boards to return to this??? I am shocked and appallled at such behavior on the links!!!! I haven't psoted in eons. Good luck Dave. I don't think New Yorkers that listened to Howard will change the amount of listeners. I think most Stern fans (such as myself) will likely get Sirirus if they don't have it already. Adam Corolla, Dave and Rover (We in Chicago & the Midwest were thorougly screwed on this deal by getting Rover as Stern's replacement.) I also know the word is out that this is a competition of sorts between the 3 to possibly take all Stern terrestrial radio markets after a few ratings' periods. We shall see. It will be interesting nonetheless. I guess it is back to the other boards to discuss. I think I will start a thread there about which was better when John Oates had the mustache or when he shaved it off. Ta ta. Cheers. Behave yourselves. No name calling or you will be grounded.

hain23x
12.30.05, 03:24 PM
those ads are funny!

I like the 2nd one with the the little asian dude:thumb:

you van hagar fags can keep rolling your eyes at DLR, but I think it's pretty cool that he has his own radio show.:devil:

DLR'sCock
12.30.05, 05:16 PM
The ads are funny, but not the best, they could be better, but I love the rothisms.


Anyway, time will tell, and I will be listening to Dave in the mornings now.

te5150
12.30.05, 08:32 PM
those ads are funny!

I like the 2nd one with the the little asian dude:thumb:

you van hagar fags can keep rolling your eyes at DLR, but I think it's pretty cool that he has his own radio show.:devil:

Hey Hain:

Not all of us "Van Hagar" fans are rolling our eyes. I think Dave's gonna do very well. I hope he kicks ass, in fact.

Anyone know what his format will be? Will he involve music at all? Or is it gonna be all talk?

Bostonian
01.01.06, 02:30 PM
Let's look at reality here...

Dave being on 92.3 Free FM isn't that great. If any of you know about the history of Infiniti radio and their track record with "all talk" formats on FM you will see that chances are Dave's show will not be successful. First and foremost, as a producer Infiniti has hared Al Dukes, the former producer of the Ron and Fez Show. Al Dukes in the past has had little or no respect for the shows he produces. This was way back in 2002 and I don't think he has changed since then.

Secondly, with the stellar tallent like "Penn" from Penn and Teller, The Radio Chick, and some other no-name guy, 92.3 will take in the radings. The folks at infiniti would have done better just leaving Dave in the morning slot. Look at what happened at WNEW when OnA were gone. The same will happen with Stern now departing for Sirius. How many formats has WNEW gone through since the "hot talk" format. About 5?

Dave is funny and insightful, however he has a MAJOR uphill battle. Between filling the shoes of Hoo Hoo, Howie... Moving many different markets without a tried and tested product, and other issues within the radio business it should be interesting to say the least. But I see Dave done in 6 months, KROCK turning to a spanish FM station, and Dave's radio career shortly lived.

twonabomber
01.01.06, 02:56 PM
from everything i read, rock radio was dying in NYC anyways. hell, even in Cleveland, the oldies, country, and urban stations get better ratings than the rock stations.

twonabomber
01.01.06, 02:58 PM
Anyone know what his format will be? Will he involve music at all? Or is it gonna be all talk?

from what i read today (check 'em out here (http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?p=197854#post197854)), it sounds like he's going to play short loops instead of full songs. gonna be interesting, to say the least.