Considering how much news coverage the terrorist attacks have gotten, here are two news reports you won't ever see in the papers:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule (http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html)
<LI>Hijackers Surprised to Find Themselves in Hell (http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/hijackers_surprised.html)
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I just laughed my ass off! If only half of their eternity in hell is like that' I'd be happy... smilies/devil.gif

Dude...that was soooo fuckin HARSH! smilies/biggrin.gif woooaaaahh man. lol

Thats a bad way to spend eternity!! smilies/scared.gif

those were pretty funny. smilies/biggrin.gif