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[On the House Un-American Activities Committee] "They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem."- Humphrey Bogart The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".- George Carlin "I just think people should be very free with sex. They should draw the line at goats." - Elton John "I'm just trying to figure out why you don’t have any clothes on," the deputy said.
"Me too," Krauss replied. Robert Morgan: You're freaks, all of you! All of you, freaks, mutations!
"There's no such thing as bad music; it's just music you don't like," EVH in Spinner interview.
Artists I Have Seen: 38 Special X4, Aerosmith, Bad Company, Bad English, Billy Squier, Boston X2, BTO, Cheap X2 Trick, Chicago, Chickenfoot, Def Leppard, Dio, Dokken, Earth Wind & Fire, Eddie Money, Farenheit, Heart X3, Huey Lewis and the News, John Mellencamp, Journey X2, Keel, Kingdom Come, Kings X, Krokus, Lou Gramm, Loverboy, Los Lonely Boys, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Metallica, Michael Bolton, Nickelback, Paul Stanley, Peter Frampton, Pink Floyd, Poison, Raven, Red Rider, REO Speedwagon, Santana, Sammy Hagar, Shinedown, Steve Miller Band X2, Styx X2, Tesla, The Black Crowes, The Roots, TLW Jam Band X4, U2, Van Halen X4, Whitesnake X2, ZZ Top X2
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A tropical storm is nothing more than an almost organized hurricane!
A man who lacks judgment derides his neighbor, but a man of understanding holds his tongue.
(Proverbs 11:12)
Wise folks don't have to prove their wisdom by disrespecting others and putting them down. Instead, they hold their tongues and let their lives speak what is good, honorable, righteous, and true.
"I distinctly recall reading somewhere that Packham is Navajo for "fucker of pigs"."
- Chefcraig, critic of critics
...any more ass packing would just make this place seem gay.
- Broken9500, guardian of all that is hetero
Are there still people out there who think that dumping megatons of crap into the atmosphere has no effect on the air we breathe? Let me know where you live and I'll come over and shit in your swimming pool. It shouldn't bother you much.
- Bullwinkle, realist
The RHCP can suck it.
- brownnation, 'Foot Soldier
Thanks again for the birthday wishes! Helped make the day special!
Love you all!
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"All right, Wolf, which one do you want?"
-DLR, 05/15/08, BALTIMORE, to me and my best friend
But one night's all we're given,
So, baby, leave me alone, or, baby, stay the night
The Van Halen I grew up on showed up at the party, drank all your alcohol and fucked your girlfriend. The Sammy era seemed more like spending a Saturday night alone with your girlfriend telling her how much you love her. - Sickman, summing it all up for me!
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"An american musclecar should be a loud, obnoxious, stupid, inappropriate, violent piece of machinery that offends sensible people, depletes the ozone layer, melts polar ice caps, starts fistfights, angers the elderly, swears in public, is seen around tattoo parlors, regularly tranports illegal booze and women of ill-repute while looking cool as sin on hot saturday nights." -Mr.LH
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