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Old 06.16.08, 01:44 PM   #1
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Old 06.16.08, 02:09 PM   #2
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Eddymon, you do realize that that's in inches, not centimeters, right?
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I guess 1x2 doesn't even register....jeezus, what a long (I mean short) life this is gonna be!
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Nice. I got an "A" rating on length but I have never taken a "girth" reading on my partner in crime....I'll have to get right on that. My length was probably taken last in Jr. High. It's had a lot of stretching exercises between then and now though so I'm wondering if perhaps time has been gracious?

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Haha, those don't actually work...do they?!?!?! I thought you were supposed to keep "it" bunched up!
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Haha, those don't actually work...do they?!?!?! I thought you were supposed to keep "it" bunched up!
Those?? I mean sex. Not devices. I've not once tinkered with a penis enlarging device. I''m perfectly content with what the good Lord has given, as is my wife. ....this chart just kind of gives assurance that she wasn't placating me.

.....I have no idea what you're talking about with the bunched up thing....and I'm not sure I want to.
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9 inches not ideal??? I know a lot of women who would beg to differ...
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.....I have no idea what you're talking about with the bunched up thing....and I'm not sure I want to.
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Those are spoogydecimal system measurements...
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ummm....clarification please ... why should the guys carry the card around?

as I see it, you're only issued one penis per guy (for the most part) so what exactly are you comparing? I've heard of and participated in water cooler conversations, but is this some kind of urinal conversation starter?

Perhaps its the ladies who should be carrying this around....does it have a measuring device that goes alone with it?
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ummm....clarification please ... why should the guys carry the card around?

as I see it, you're only issued one penis per guy (for the most part) so what exactly are you comparing? I've heard of and participated in water cooler conversations, but is this some kind of urinal conversation starter?

Perhaps its the ladies who should be carrying this around....does it have a measuring device that goes alone with it?
Men need penis information as it relates to women. I refuse to discuss this further.
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Plus, some women have penises.
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