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06.16.08, 01:44 PM
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Atomic Punk
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Finally!! The Authentic Women's Penis Size Prefference Chart!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/the-au...eference-chart
Gentlemen, print this out and laminate it for your wallet.
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06.16.08, 02:09 PM
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Atomic Punk
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Nice to know that I am perfect at something. 
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06.16.08, 02:21 PM
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Future's in the past....
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Eddymon, you do realize that that's in inches, not centimeters, right? 
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Last edited by VanHalenRules; 06.16.08 at 02:25 PM.
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06.16.08, 02:22 PM
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Eruption
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I guess 1x2 doesn't even register....jeezus, what a long (I mean short) life this is gonna be! 
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06.16.08, 02:25 PM
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Eruption
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nicholas_kudochop
I guess 1x2 doesn't even register....jeezus, what a long (I mean short) life this is gonna be! |
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DLR June 2003 Westbury Music Fair, NY
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06.16.08, 02:47 PM
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Damage your reputation
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Nice. I got an "A" rating on length but I have never taken a "girth" reading on my partner in crime....I'll have to get right on that. My length was probably taken last in Jr. High. It's had a lot of stretching exercises between then and now though so I'm wondering if perhaps time has been gracious?
Looks like Mr. and Mrs. seenbad get to do some science experiments this eve!!
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06.16.08, 02:52 PM
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Eruption
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Originally Posted by seenbad
It's had a lot of stretching exercises between then and now though so I'm wondering if perhaps time has been gracious?
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Haha, those don't actually work...do they?!?!?! I thought you were supposed to keep "it" bunched up!
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06.16.08, 03:11 PM
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Damage your reputation
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Originally Posted by nicholas_kudochop
Haha, those don't actually work...do they?!?!?! I thought you were supposed to keep "it" bunched up!
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Those?? I mean sex. Not devices. I've not once tinkered with a penis enlarging device. I''m perfectly content with what the good Lord has given, as is my wife. ....this chart just kind of gives assurance that she wasn't placating me.
.....I have no idea what you're talking about with the bunched up thing....and I'm not sure I want to.
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06.16.08, 03:14 PM
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Forum Frontman
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Originally Posted by nicholas_kudochop
Haha, those don't actually work...do they?!?!?! I thought you were supposed to keep "it" bunched up!
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06.16.08, 05:05 PM
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Hang 'Em High
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9 inches not ideal??? I know a lot of women who would beg to differ...
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06.16.08, 05:50 PM
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Eruption
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Originally Posted by seenbad
Those?? I mean sex. Not devices. I've not once tinkered with a penis enlarging device. I''m perfectly content with what the good Lord has given, as is my wife. ....this chart just kind of gives assurance that she wasn't placating me.
.....I have no idea what you're talking about with the bunched up thing....and I'm not sure I want to.
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Originally Posted by onefootoutthedoor
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It was a joke kids!
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06.16.08, 05:50 PM
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Atomic Punk
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Those are spoogydecimal system measurements...
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06.16.08, 06:00 PM
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Gird your loins
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Originally Posted by Axxman300
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ummm....clarification please ... why should the guys carry the card around?
as I see it, you're only issued one penis per guy (for the most part) so what exactly are you comparing? I've heard of and participated in water cooler conversations, but is this some kind of urinal conversation starter?
Perhaps its the ladies who should be carrying this around....does it have a measuring device that goes alone with it?
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06.16.08, 06:42 PM
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Atomic Punk
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Daisy Hill
ummm....clarification please ... why should the guys carry the card around?
as I see it, you're only issued one penis per guy (for the most part) so what exactly are you comparing? I've heard of and participated in water cooler conversations, but is this some kind of urinal conversation starter?
Perhaps its the ladies who should be carrying this around....does it have a measuring device that goes alone with it?
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Men need penis information as it relates to women. I refuse to discuss this further.
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06.16.08, 08:04 PM
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Eruption
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Axxman300
Men need penis information as it relates to women. I refuse to discuss this further.
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Plus, some women have penises.
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