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06.17.08, 08:36 AM
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Crack that whip!
Join Date: 03.03.08
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Favorite VH Song: At the moment, Little Guitars
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Originally Posted by Number 47
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John Holmes, reincarnated, I presume?
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06.17.08, 08:55 AM
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#32
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Force Of Nature
Join Date: 04.27.07
Location: At my house
Posts: 6,681 (6.37 per day)
Favorite VH Album: Anything Ed plays on
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Last Online: 03.11.10 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by VanHalenRules
John Holmes, reincarnated, I presume?
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LOL!!! OH GOD!! I hope not!! Most women I know (including myself) would run far, far away if they ever encountered such a freak of nature in person. 
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06.17.08, 12:44 PM
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Out of Order
Join Date: 07.26.07
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Age: 39
Posts: 2,472 (2.58 per day)
Favorite VH Album: VH II
Favorite VH Song: Down in Flames
Last Online: 03.11.10 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Hill
someone should check Ann Coulter...... She probably has horns as well
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I don't know about the horns, but to me there is definitely something masculine about her look. I can't figure out what the deal is with her supposedly being such a knockout.
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06.17.08, 01:10 PM
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#34
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Chest Of Drawers
Join Date: 10.08.06
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Last Online: 03.11.10 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by VegasVic
I don't know about the horns, but to me there is definitely something masculine about her look. I can't figure out what the deal is with her supposedly being such a knockout.
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It's her testosterone levels. They're so high, they even radiate in photos.
Last edited by Number 47; 06.17.08 at 01:15 PM.
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06.17.08, 01:37 PM
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Armed with all I need
Join Date: 04.17.08
Location: Goose Poop, Ohio
Age: 49
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Favorite VH Album: Fair Warning
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I like that gag on her
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06.17.08, 02:00 PM
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Chest Of Drawers
Join Date: 10.08.06
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Originally Posted by jetguy5150
Here is the authentic Men's Vagina Size Preference Chart.
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06.17.08, 03:33 PM
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#37
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Chest Of Drawers
Join Date: 10.08.06
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06.17.08, 06:38 PM
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#38
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Atomic Punk
Join Date: 12.25.01
Location: Carmel, Ca
Age: 45
Posts: 7,755 (2.59 per day)
Favorite VH Album: Fair Warning
Favorite VH Song: You\'re Kidding,right?
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Originally Posted by Number 47
This chart is ridiculous. No matter how much I maneuver my monitor, I can't get an accurate measurement.  |
On the other hand, if you upload it to your Blackberry you suddenly become King Dong! 
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06.17.08, 07:06 PM
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Eruption
Join Date: 07.14.04
Location: Fairview, TX
Age: 41
Posts: 1,018 (0.49 per day)
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Last Online: 03.10.10 05:34 PM
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Anyone besides me notice, kind of, that it looks like... well... the view of a right hand grasping... ummm... something.... kind of....
All you right handed guys out there, am I the only one that noticed?
FYI - please note, this will be the one and only time I will ask such a question, and it is definitely not signature worthy.
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06.17.08, 10:33 PM
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Unchained
Join Date: 11.08.99
Location: Dayton Ohio USA
Posts: 474 (0.13 per day)
Favorite VH Album: Fair Warning=Dave 5150=Sammy
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Last Online: 07.14.09 09:32 AM
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That is the clit chart. Hit it and that is the right size.
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