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Old 06.16.08, 08:57 PM   #16
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Old 06.16.08, 09:30 PM   #17
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Old 06.16.08, 09:43 PM   #18
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Where did they get the info and comparisons from? Did they round up a few prostitutes who were literate enough to take notes or was this a clinical situation where multiple women were rammed with multiple dildos in your shade of choice?
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Old 06.16.08, 11:17 PM   #20
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Where did they get the info and comparisons from? Did they round up a few prostitutes who were literate enough to take notes or was this a clinical situation where multiple women were rammed with multiple dildos in your shade of choice?
Sounds like a study Auburn would do.
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This chart is ridiculous. No matter how much I maneuver my monitor, I can't get an accurate measurement.
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Old 06.17.08, 06:09 AM   #24
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This chart is ridiculous. No matter how much I maneuver my monitor, I can't get an accurate measurement.
Good thing you aren't using a 50" widescreen!
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Here is the authentic Men's Vagina Size Preference Chart.

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This chart is ridiculous. No matter how much I maneuver my monitor, I can't get an accurate measurement.
LOL

Sorry 47, you poor, poor, thing. Perhaps you can get a consultation with one of those penile implant docs.
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Old 06.17.08, 06:57 AM   #27
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Here is the authentic Men's Vagina Size Preference Chart.

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Unless you hear echoes while taking measurements.
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How come for length the chart stops at 11in.? I guess I'll never know how I rate.
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How come for length the chart stops at 11in.? I guess I'll never know how I rate.
Lol....why are you irked Jimmy? .........


OH! I see! It's because the chart doesn't measure that small!!!
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Good thing you aren't using a 50" widescreen!
Now THAT!... I could work with.
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