I Coulda Hada VH

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click . . .. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?
Son: Can I shoot the next one?
Wife: You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!

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Too many clowns, not enough circuses.

Viking

LMAO! I probably fall somewhere between Republican and Redneck. Double tap to the chest, one to the head.

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"One man with a gun can control one hundred without one." - Vladimir Lenin.

"...You started to rev up...And it never stopped!" Sammy Davis Jr. to Elvis after a show.

Mayor's Mother: "I'm the Mayor's Mother!" My Dad: "Oh yeah? You have any idea who the father is?" True story!

"The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation." - Vladimir Lenin.

I will NOT survive Texas Linkers Weekend V!

sickman

I like the Republican / Indiana Jones answer.

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xaminer

Rule #4: Double Tap

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It's Mike

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

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Daisy Hill

given the fact that I used to be the chairman of this day in my town, I do not find it amusing............I sure you are all SHOCKED at this piece of news LOL
(oh, and we called it Beautification Day)

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I've only got 26 letters ( and 10 or so punctuation marks, excluding that useless umlaut, plus 28 emoticons) and what I do with them is my own thing



the 'Foot marches on!

Jesus H Christ

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"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress."-John Adams

“The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue
the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain,
they will just take down the scenery, pull back the curtains, and you will see
the brick wall at the back of the theater.”
— Frank Zappa

It's Mike

i have no problem with "beautification" but in the context of the situation it was pretty funny.

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