BRETT WILL SHAVE HIS HEAD - WITH YOUR HELP!!!

nothingontv · 10.22.08, 03:39 PM

Due to the nature of our occupation (Brett's & my own), we sometimes resort to competitions, dares and/or gambling.

Our work recently did a promotion for us lowly sales reps called, DASH FOR CASH. Being the innovative and manipulatory people we are, we convinced a 50 year old co-worker NEIL FUXA to grow a porn star mustache, dye it jet black and go see customers for one month.

He did it and received a $120

All that to say... I need your help.

I AM TRYING TO RAISE $300 for Brett to shave his head. The agreed length of hair is a # 2 clip if you are similar with that.

This is what you will get for your contribution:

Before and after pics updated weekly-to-biweekly for one month.
A dedicated website, with blog capabilities to leave your comments and suggestions.
A lifetime of memories

Also, any amount of money we get over $300 I will personally hand to Brett and in turn you be helping to support VHLINKS.COM.

I already have a good amount of contributions from employees here at work.

So here is what I need from you.

A pledge, $10, $15, $20 $50 or $100

Please reply with the amount you can contribute.

Thank you in advance for your support.

Once we get the pledges in, I will give you the PayPal account you can send the money to.

Also, I will give you updates as to where we are at towards our goal. At the end, full financial disclosure will be provided.

Brett · 10.22.08, 03:48 PM

HAHA I didn't think he was gonna post this here. Yes after tv consulted with my wife, she said "NO!!!" at first, but then said "Well it's his head." So I will do it. It's only hair, it will grow back. But the only time I have ever had short hair was a period a couple years back where I cut it "shorter' and spiked it. But NOTHING near a buzz cut, so I'm quite scared. But I will do it!

chefcraig · 10.22.08, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Brett

So I will do it. It's only hair, it will grow back...

Uh-huh...I said the same thing at your age as well.

Guitar Shark · 10.22.08, 03:55 PM

It sounds to me like poor Neil got screwed. His dare was far more embarrassing and he got less than half the money.

Brett · 10.22.08, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Shark

It sounds to me like poor Neil got screwed. His dare was far more embarrassing and he got less than half the money.

F Neil. He cheated anyway, and trimmed it illegally. It was just a mustache and he had facial hair anyway.

GS I'm pretty vain about my hair, I weigh 10 lbs and will look like a concentration camp victim without my locks. Trust me, it will be plenty embarrassing for me, that's why these guys at work want to do it.

Guitar Shark · 10.22.08, 03:59 PM

You've convinced me. Put me down for 10 bucks.

nothingontv · 10.22.08, 04:06 PM

Here is Fuxa.

The one with the stache is of course during the "stache for cash" promotion.

The other is typical Fuxa. I just snapped that photo on my fancy phone for you all to enjoy.

Brett · 10.22.08, 04:09 PM

Yeah he looked better with the pornstache. There is no chance I will look better minus hair.

nothingontv · 10.22.08, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Shark

You've convinced me. Put me down for 10 bucks.

Yes, thank you. We are on our way.
Getting more contributions at work as we speak.

Support VHLINKS.COM DONATE!!!

For all of those with a heart for charity. I am trying to convince Brett to donate his hair to hair to our local wig store to support breast cancer victims.

Btw- Fuxa did look better with the stache. Even after we made him shave it into "the pencil".