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Bob_R
09.21.01, 04:00 PM
Dear Osama Bin Laden, Yasser Arafat, and Saddam Hussein, et. al.,

We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your challenge
to an old-fashioned game of whoop-ass. Now that we understand the rule
that there are no rules, we look forward to playing by them for the
first time.

Since this game is a winner-take-all, we unfortunately are unable to
invite you to join us at the victory celebration. But rest
assured that we will toast you -- LITERALLY.

While we will admit that you are off to an impressive lead, it is
however now our turn at the plate.

By the way, we will be playing on your court now.

Batter up.

Sincerely,

The 270,000,000 citizens of the United States

Van Gully
09.21.01, 04:34 PM
smilies/cool.gif letter.

Time to kick some ass.

esquiretoo
09.21.01, 07:23 PM
Amen to that!

Dan Halen
09.22.01, 08:21 AM
Right on! smilies/smile.gif

JWS_5150
09.22.01, 08:53 AM
Worrrrrrrd. smilies/cool.gif

ANGEL4U
09.22.01, 11:43 AM
I'm sticking this in your thread EVH FANATIC
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I AM THE FLAG OF THE
> >> UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
> >>
> >> I am the flag of the United States of America. My
> >> name is Old Glory.
> >> I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand
> >> watch in America's
> >> halls of justice. I fly majestically over
> >> institutions of learning. I
> >> stand guard with power in the world.
> >> Look up at me and see me.
> >> I stand for peace, honor, truth and justice. I stand
> >> for freedom.
> >> I am confident.
> >> I am arrogant.
> >> I am proud.
> >> When I am flown with my fellow banners,
> >> my head is a little higher,
> >> my colors a little truer.
> >> I bow to no one!
> >> I am recognized all over the world.
> >> I am worshipped - I am saluted.
> >> I am loved - I am revered.
> >> I am respected - and I am feared.
> >> I have fought in every battle of every war for more
> >> then 200 years.
> >> I was flown at Valley Forge, Gettysburg, Shiloh and
> >> Appomattox.
> >> I was there at San Juan Hill,
> >> the trenches of France,
> >> in the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome
> >> and the beaches of Normandy, Guam.
> >> Okinawa, Korea and KheSan, Saigon, Vietnam, I was
> >> there.
> >> I led my troops,
> >> I was dirty, battleworn and tired,
> >> but my soldiers cheered me
> >> And I was proud.
> >> I have been burned, torn and trampled
> >> on the streets of countries I have helped set free.
> >> It does not hurt,
> >> for I am invincible.
> >> I have been soiled upon, burned, torn
> >> and trampled on the streets of my country. And when
> >> it's by those whom
> >> I've served in battle - it hurts. But I shall
> >> overcome - for I am
> >> strong.
> >> I have slipped the bonds of Earth
> >> and stood watch over the uncharted frontiers of
> >> space from my vantage
> >> point on the moon.
> >> I have borne silent witness
> >> to all of America's finest hours.
> >> But my finest hours are yet to come.
> >> When I am torn into strips
> >> and used as bandages
> >> for my wounded comrades on the battlefield, When I
> >> am flown at half-mast
> >> to honor my soldier, Or when I lie in the trembling
> >> arms
> >> of a grieving parent
> >> at the grave of their fallen son or daughter, I am
> >> proud.
> >>
> >> MY NAME IS OLD GLORY
> >> LONG MAY I WAVE.

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