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Old 03.21.08, 03:16 PM   #1
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Anyone here been to the Bunny Ranch? Just curious as I have seen the show on HBO. I don't have any plans to go whatsoever just curious if it is "all that" and if the girls are hot or they just show a couple of the more attractive ones on the show. Also, judging by the women I saw I can't believe they get like $2000 and some dudes are spending like $10,000. Better be made of gold for that!
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That joint on HBO is only one of many in Nevada. And yes, I've been, to that one as well as others, via several bachelor parties, though I've never partaken. Scout's honor, honest. Personally, I never thought any of them were very attractive, at ANY of the outlying desert brothels. The real hottie merchandise stays within city limits, the kind that come to your hotel room at Mandalay or the Mirage, starting at three to five grand an hour. Those girls are smoking hot. I've seen 'em in play, working the baccarat tables and high roller lounges.

99% of the fellas I've been with who ponied up for an hour of fun picked a hot black girl. Not surprising, I suppose, given where I hail from. A couple went the extra mile and got the threesome package. Said it was worth every penny, LOL.

Aren't you like married, dude? I saw your other thread. Can't be such a horrendous dry spell you're gonna go ahead and pay money to cheat on your wife, is it?
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I wonder if they have the Ellilot Spitzer special going at Mandalay Bay?
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I've never been, but i'd LOVE to work there! lol! Hell yeah! get paid for something i love to do...sounds good!
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I wonder if they have the Ellilot Spitzer special going at Mandalay Bay?
Not sure what type of "Special" it would be. Didn't he drop 80 Grand for his, "Bunnys"????

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Yeah, I've been to the Bunny Ranch. More than once. It became the new "in" brothel after Joe Conforte's Mustang Ranch was closed down in Reno back in the nineties. Carson City has many more besides the Bunny Ranch too. The state of Nevada has 30 legalised brothels FYI. They're kept outside of the city limits on purpose, to keep the locals happy. Out of sight, out of mind thinking I guess. Anyway, yes, there are many decent looking women who work there and they aren't skanks. It's good enough for everybody from working Joes to rock stars and politicians. Never know who you'll see while there. The women do make excellent money too. You go in and they do lineup. You pick the gal you want and go back to her room and discuss your specific needs and settle on a price. If you both agree to said transaction, it's on. She's happy, you're happy. It's a win/win situation all the way around.

As far as bangin' a hottie prostitute in Vegas, you can't, as prostitution is illegal in Clark County. Oh, I'm sure it's been done, or at least attempted, but it's against the law there. Get caught and go to jail with the gal or cop posing as one, whichever the case may be. I'd rather be safe than sorry and just go to the butt huts in Carson.
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Good times at Mandalay Bay!! Never been to the Bunny Ranch. I have some friends that went. I try to catch the show once in a while.

I was fortunate enough to never have to pay for it in Vegas.

Ah, the good ol' bachelor days...
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The good thing about these women who work in brothels is the fact that they're checked for HIV once a year, and some prefer to have themselves checked more than that just to be safe. Also, in order for a women to start working in a brothel, she has to be fingerprinted with the Sheriff's Dept. and a background check ran on her as well. Everything is on the up and up and you can go in there with piece of mind that you won't come home with any STD's. Much safer than picking anybody up in a club or bar. When you have sex, you're required to wear a condom, no and's, if's, or but's. And, it's worth the price of admission alone just watching a gal place one on you with her mouth!

Man, I'm overdue for Carson City!
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Yeah, I've been to the Bunny Ranch. More than once. It became the new "in" brothel after Joe Conforte's Mustang Ranch was closed down in Reno back in the nineties. Carson City has many more besides the Bunny Ranch too. The state of Nevada has 30 legalised brothels FYI. They're kept outside of the city limits on purpose, to keep the locals happy. Out of sight, out of mind thinking I guess. Anyway, yes, there are many decent looking women who work there and they aren't skanks. It's good enough for everybody from working Joes to rock stars and politicians. Never know who you'll see while there. The women do make excellent money too. You go in and they do lineup. You pick the gal you want and go back to her room and discuss your specific needs and settle on a price. If you both agree to said transaction, it's on. She's happy, you're happy. It's a win/win situation all the way around.

As far as bangin' a hottie prostitute in Vegas, you can't, as prostitution is illegal in Clark County. Oh, I'm sure it's been done, or at least attempted, but it's against the law there. Get caught and go to jail with the gal or cop posing as one, whichever the case may be. I'd rather be safe than sorry and just go to the butt huts in Carson.

Out of curiosity, about how much did those transactions cost you?

(No, I've never even been to Nevada and have no immediate plans to do so. )
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(No, I've never even been to Nevada and have no immediate plans to do so. )
I'm sitting in Nevada right now. WOW...whooooooooooooooole lotta nuthin in the Northern sector. I'll be going through Reno tomorrow/today at some point.

And no, I won't be stopping to sample the goods. I won't pay for something that my hand, a XXX DVD and a bottle of lube can't cure...
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I'm sitting in Nevada right now. WOW...whooooooooooooooole lotta nuthin in the Northern sector. I'll be going through Reno tomorrow/today at some point.

And no, I won't be stopping to sample the goods. I won't pay for something that my hand, a XXX DVD and a bottle of lube can't cure...
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Out of curiosity, about how much did those transactions cost you?

(No, I've never even been to Nevada and have no immediate plans to do so. )
Well, if you have no plans on going...

oh alright, I've usually paid about $100 for half and half (oral & vaginal sex) and keep in mind that half of that goes to the house and it's customary to tip the gal afterwards. It really depends on what you're asking from the woman as far as your particular "need" I would say. If you go around the world with her, it's gonna cost you more. Comprende?
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